random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CaddestSlown]

thats right republitard i will explode all my soy liberal jizz down your throat

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have found no greater online community than this forum, united in an interest that truly transcends all boundaries and distinctions between people: laughing at weirdos.

as long as you're not retarded, you'll fit right in (well, you can be retarded, just don't be a faggot)

I am so very jealous of null right now, I wish I could be part of Elon's psychic Illuminati too. That'd be the most badass thing ever.

Come share funny troon memes and watch movies of questionable quality with us on Fridays.

Brother this is Kiwi Farms, why would you not archive something that will openly be deleted soon?

You gorilla-nigger. You hulking, broad-shouldered, wide-nosed, banana-lipped, blacker-than-black, sub-saharan IQlet gorilla-nigger. Just post some fucking screenshots for us to look at. Or something.

Also are you retarded

looking for gloryholes in an area within 1-2 hour of where I'm visiting some family

Why on God's green earth would you disclose this information to us.

I'm sorry, excuse me, but what the actual shitfuck are you smoking?

Look, don't talk dirty to me if you aren't prepared to finish what you start.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Man, if I was a gay pornographer I’d be pretty peeved to find out my biggest fan was a fat retarded straight woman.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I miss the days when we had actual white nazis on the Farms, bros. They used to be able to keep up a debate without shitting themselves. Sad to see even their jobs got outsourced to Pakistan now.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

TTS asked them the breakfast question.

 

[Aunt Carol]

“On the Kiwi Farms webzone, troon-based offenses are considered especially hilarious. In the Stinkditch subforum, the dedicated autists who laugh at these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Gay Retard NiggerFaggots. These are their stories.”

 

[AMHOLIO]

People were so busy fretting about Jews and Freemasons that they missed the real power pulling politicians' strings behind the scenes: men who like to steal their wives' panties.

 

[invisibult plus+]

In the past, I attempted to make platonic friends with some foals.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It's like Plato's Cave but for fujoshi who's concept of men starts and ends with Johnny Depp

 

[Laburnum]

From:

"Mr. Mullen, it probably doesn't need to be said, is not the legal copyright holder to my face."

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Behind every literal Hitler, there’s a strong Eva Braun.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

(he claims there was not an orgy and there were no black hookers).

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nigger I KNOW I can probably take like three 7-9 year olds in a fight. At LEAST

 

[Gog & Magog]

If only my cells were strong enough to harness the power of powdered Plutonium.

 

[Pedophobe]

That is just sad and hilarious

sorry not sorry but y'all are trolling the wrong person, have been severely brainwashed and I hope my proof helps you realize that .

Chris-chan is long gone, only Christ Chad remains.

The civil rights movement leaders would've called you faggots too.

what the fuck has to happen to you in your life for you to see something like the blue stuffed rabbit from CoD zombies and think "man, i want to fuck this, but only if its fat as fuck".

 

[Axiom.]

we don't get to live in those oh ever so dreadful barbaric times of slavery cuz dummy Abe Lincoln had to get rid of it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Fat fetish fruit farm forum? That's a new one. Is he kink shaming Null?

GEEZ LOIS, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME QUAGMIRE TOOK US TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ISLAND

 

[DickMain]

Since when are you a mind reader, Awex? And how are your finals going?

"Got several ideas on how to take down Kiwifarms after I'm done with finals. Stay tuned."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Apparently men that look that gruff and masculine age into Mall Santas.

 

[stupid frog]

Eddie Izzard lookin rough these days

ETA: I was just kidding earlier, holy fuck that's actually Eddie Izzard.