Inedible things you wish you could eat

[Apustajan apustaja]

First the inside of a black hole, and then the moon and the world.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Glass
Grass
Rocks
Pieces of metal

 

[We Are The Witches]

To take the fun out of this... if it's inedible to begin with, why would I want to eat it anyways?

Like yes, this is a pretty rock, that doesn't translate to it tasting good or being nutritious. Things are what they are, with all their good & bad.

 

[dick brain]

To take the fun out of this...

Don't worry, we expect it from you at this point.

 

[Dysnomia]

So many choices. Packing peanuts, silica gel, various candles, toothpicks...

One of my cats loves scented candles. I try not to get anything food scented. Just flowers and stuff. Some of those food scented candles smell so amazing and make me hungry.

My mom had some hazlenut coffee candle years ago that smelled like coffee was brewing It spread through the whole house. An electrician asked if he could have a cup of coffee and my mom had to point out that it was just a candle.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

sandal soap

 

[UncleBlazer]

yum yum

 

[ForgedBlades]

You guys are weird.

 

[Cats]

souls

 

[Executive Petrel]

Soy

 

[Star Classic]

It smells pretty good. Doesn't taste good though, kid me would know.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Don't worry, we expect it from you at this point.

How mean...

 

[not william stenchever]

If only my cells were strong enough to harness the power of powdered Plutonium.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It'd be nice if I could run off of foods with energy density like uranium somehow? Like 3.9 million MJ per kg, instead of a measly 16 like biomass (such as wood) has. I would just need to consume something like a tiny pill to have food for a day or even more somehow?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I envy abos for their uncanny ability to digest gasoline.

 

[raspberry mocha]

>multiple kiwifarmers admit they would eat soap if they could
Probably one of the more charming threads on here, though. Did you guys also eat Tide Pods?

 

[PandaChai]

The chew. I can't be the only one, right?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

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yum yum

The texture is disappointing in reality

 

[Meat Target]

Leather. You ever chew on the laces of a baseball glove?

Technically, it is beef. Very chewy beef.