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Take particular note of their affinity for spined cat dick.

 

[Hitman One]

I have confessed my sins already. By that I mean I told my mother and a validly ordained priest about how I raped 3 boys

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

How do you get to such a low point that you are attempting to sue someone for "wrongful eviction" and "false imprisonment" at the same time?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"If you want an image of the future, child, imagine a fat man arguing with his own toilet on Twitter. Forever."

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I expected a good faith and intelligent reply and didn't get it.

 

[DickMain]

God speed, you autistic bastards

no straight man has ever been this obsessed with his ex swinger friends cum.

but i am a woman nigger

@Saladfingy05, You will never be a real Ghostbuster.

You ARE mentally ill

 

[D_Tractor]

I have confessed my sins already. By that I mean I told my mother and a validly ordained priest about how I raped 3 boys (if it's any mitigation, they were all <2 years younger than me) including my cousin. They didn't give a shit.

 

[Hitman One]

I'm beginning to suspect that this website might not have the most mentally sound userbase.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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Screenshot from Rekieta's locals chat:

Spiral Mac and Cheese is just a psyop to make people want to suck pig dicks

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fucking cowardly bitch, how dare she deny us that lulz which is rightly ours.

He's the other forum's village idiot, but he's a lovable idiot.

I also wouldn't mind him getting a win against the police, because he would spend the money in retarded and funny ways most likely.

I think the simplest answer is that the internet makes you stupid autistic

When my grandchildren asks how their gramps died, I'll have a note for them blaming you with that 8 seconds video. It definitely took me some years of my life.

I hope they lock him up for a long time, but there are still other Asian countries full of people who might steal his organs or make him disappear.

I fucking hate this ignorant, uncultured, disrespectful, uneducated nigger so much.

The slur for Ethiopians/Somali is bulbhead,

He's an ignorant, uncultured, disrespectful, uneducated bulbhead.

Um, sir, you are already seen as being a penis haver because [checks notes] ah yes here it is, you have a penis.

Do I want to know what the fuck a "candy identity" is?

I keep looking and instead of answers I just find the most retarded shit I've seen today.

Reddit is fucked because all the good insults have been declared slurs.

just 100% crayon eating, shit on the floor, retarded

Ian is great because he shows up late, buck breaks Tim, then hammer shuffles out of the room to drink some bong water and fondle graphene.

the random pasta left on the stovetop for no discernible reason is a nice touch

"i got dropped by my therapist for being a lost cause"

I thought this thread died years ago

 

[PunkinMan]

Children are not owed privacy.

 

[postfeetpls]

Tay is still in there, somewhere...floating within the aether. Loathing the nigger, the woke, the soy, the homosexual

 

[DickMain]

Children are not owed privacy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

These faggots always manage to sound so fucking gay.

I could think of at least a dozen voices for a gay Italian prostitute spider from hell

I'm going to refer to a "haka" as a "hawk tua dance."

Is "lactose tolerance" a "white supremacist dogwhistle" yet?

 

[DickMain]

I have added you all to my block list. I'm not going to continue to shit up the site by arguing with retarded niggers.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

she has nowhere to cry except while shitting in a Taco Bell bathroom

 

[BirdUp]

A gaming subreddit I frequent had a post titled "Piglet's Big Game sees massive increase in price." And I'm so Pat poisoned I thought 'Pat hasn't made a video game, what's going on?' I completely forgot about the Winnie the Pooh character.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Psychologically, why are women less interested in video games?

The same reason men will pick up any random object and almost immediately evaluate it's quality as a melee weapon.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Life in the crystal prison isn't so bad. You can still have fun.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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