random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cnidarian]

But the 1R (R stand for rape), is even more easily beaten by the 1R+ (R stands for rope, with which rapists gets hanged)

 

[HahaYes]

 

[Axiom.]

FUCKING STOP IT EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THIS THREAD STOP

I DONT PEE IN A FUCKING DRAWER

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I bet when he is out and about both Muslims and normal people run.

I stayed on the Farms for 33 hours straight after the Chris incest tape dropped and I'm planning on breaking that record starting Tuesday.

I see you are trying to channel the forbidden powers of Barrack Obama.

Keep your pozzed monkey fucking cock away from my holes.

I am channeling all my racism from this life and the next to empower our God Emperor Trump.

Entirety of Reddit is red faced, screaming. Liquid shit is blasting out their ass like a fire hydrant

Trump's first Executive Order should be to reintroduce the "queer child's" natural predator, the 1980's school bully.

His best friend was a gay Jewish lawyer who smoked a couple of commies and died from AIDS

Even Hitler didn't blame Eva Braun during the end days of WW2. He put a ring on that finger. Nick is officially worse than Hitler.

 

[Tablet County]

Once a person starts feeling it necessary to create nonsensical qualifiers to pop off guilt free nuts, you know you are headed down a dark road.

Number fifteen. Kiwi on a treadmill.

I can see and hear the WHATEVA, WHATEVA, YOU DON'T KNOW ME and head bobbling from here.

 

[Axiom.]

"first with the bussy, now with pit hair. whats next, crotch hair?" from chyat

 

[Maki Harukawa]

I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THIS WEBSITE OF SLANDER STOPS LYING ABOUT ME AND TRYING TO RUIN ME AND MY IMAGE SO COME ON FUCKING TRY ME I’LL WIN AGAINST YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT IN THE END

 

[Doxmatix]

he's not eye-fucking chat as hard and is making the noises clowns do when they are born

And I usually don't bother uninstalling because I'm not a gypsy and have plenty of drive space lol.

Remember kiwis, you arent meant to know everything but sometimes a little interactiom and socializing even in topics that you dont know or care can take you a long way.

We choose to watch this trainwreck, and by doing so believe that there is a pay-off of sorts, but this subject is incredibly unremarkable, not very different from a lab rat getting the cheese from his whales, a pointless and meandering striving.

The halo effect from the Kino Casino bump is fading rapidly and Mr. Darksyde is shook.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm an actual Nazi and I don't really care about it one way or another.

It is fish. No drama, no political motivation, no slander, no bullshit.

Just Fish.

Talk Tuah was too deep for modern audiences.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Wisconsin man accused of hurling baby against wall because he was losing in NBA2K video game

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hitler was reincarnated. For all you know you have Hitler's soul.

Theodore is rawdogging contamination that hasn't been seen since Fukashima.

Fake nuclear autist detected. REEEEEEE

How dare you attempt to draw a line in the sand around humanizing this noisy turd.

if you know someone with views antagonistic to the LGBTQIA+ community, it may be best for them to find another gathering

Great. Now I have to uninvite myself from Thanksgiving. Thanks a lot.

Oh man, I cut my dick off for the cause and now Hitler has been elected!

Why come @Null doesn't have a drinking buddy in the DOJ, too?

we're reaching butter-to-steak ratios no-one had thought possible

Amazing, everytime I learn something about ResetEra it disgusts me.

You're not wrong about the hippies, but you might find unprocessed/organic/allergen-free/specialty food brings strange bedfellows. Just gotta grit your teeth, get your cacao nibs from the bulk section, and not start conversations you know you won't enjoy.

I know I'm overthinking it, but it's dumb.

we're dang, dirty trolls

To properly LARP as some gay, artsy boy you need to be named Oliver or Milton.

Remember that twink death is a thing. It's only a matter of time.

That's even more retarded then I first imagined.

Bruh you cut off your dick just to shit out of the hole where it once was, fuck you and your health safety tips lol.

nobody here denies "transwomen exist". We just see them, correctly, as men in drag.

I want no harm to come to him, his idiocy brings me joy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A lot of women seem to be especially worried about how non-ionizing fields, even the incidental ones radiating from most electronics that don't communicate wirelessly, affecting their bodies.

 

[Tablet County]

Ganbatte, niggerfaggot-kun! Do your best!

the principle of ensuring that animals are treated with dignity should not supercede out ultimate meta-goal of sustaining and furnishing our own lives with fat steaks and leather boots, without which we would surely perish.

I don't often read BL, but when I do, I read Dan Abnett. the Eisenhorn and Ravenor novels are great if occasionally corny. a bit light on the gay sex though.

 

[DickMain]

Its pretty common knowledge now that Nick has trouble both achieving and maintaining erections.

He's British.
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The judges simple reply "No. No bond."

 

[BirdUp]

War is peace, child.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If they don't mispronounce words then their blackness card will be taken away. Their black friends will call them mean, esoteric terms that only negros are aware of.

Amazing, everytime I learn something about ResetEra it disgusts me.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Null has never even seen the simpsons despite his love of Sneed. Elon would do that exact same shit.

oh no [image of tweet by “niggaman @puppydansen69”: BLACK LIVES MATTER DIAPERFUR ART]

NOT AGAIN

 

[独人13]

Что жалеть не надо нас, что всё нам ведомо,


Что — сердца, порывы, души вскладчину, —


Этой самой раскалённою Победою,


Воротясь домой, мы выжжем азиатчину.

 

[Gog & Magog]

My comment on that video from the other day calling people who draw porn of pokemon creatures and other animals disgusting fucking freaks was removed and I was slapped with a 24 hour youtube ban after 10+ comments of people chimping out and saying they were going to report me. Youtube is pozzed.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

There's literally nothing in the bible about cocaine or nazism being bad so how is this a problem?

GTFO, no more money, back to africa you fucking beaners.

I don't know exactly what all those words in sequence mean, but understand enough to know porn when I see it.

Y'know when someone goes "stop, my penis can only get so erect"? Well it turns out it can get more erect.

I was not able to evacuate in time as the mountain near where I lived began to smoke and quake.
As the ash rains down on me I grab the person nearest to me. Both for comfort and to shield ourselves from the immense heat and debris.
Nearly 2000 years later, people find my final resting place. They assume me and the random guy I held on to were a loving couple.
50 years later, they determine both of us were guys. Reddit calls me gay.

Drag queen story hour has always existed.

This was the easiest guess the race ever.

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My cousin Gaius Walterius jerked off in public once. True story. He was in a city by a the coast when all of a sudden the local volcano blows, hot ash and fiery rocks falling all over the forum, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out from under his toga and starts beating it right there. So, all the other citizens and slaves take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the townfolk are beating off, awaiting certain doom, when all of a sudden the volcano stops and the lava halts right outside the Temple of Mars. Everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and nobody mentions the phenemenon to anyone else.

It would be a bit on the nose to single out Jews on that debate.

Haiti is just one giant government-sponsored nigger moment

It's gonna take a while to get that smell out

That's sociopathy for you.

Holy words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words Batman!

A Brazilian suicide bombers?

Oh my!

How many is a brazillian?

Kiwi on a treadmill.