The name above you is the next president. How's that going for you?

[Nobunaga]

Would not be surprised if he ends up with sexual assault charges after his term is up

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Well, people are being murdered in the streets and the government is doing nothing. Everything is pretty much the same actually.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

The president has done an excellent job of assuaging all of our worries and fears.

On the other hand, the nation's laundry situation is worsening by the day.

 

[Absolutego]

Oh no we have a Weeb president
It's Barron fifty years too early

 

[Crex Crex]

Being a former jannie must count as a qualification, no?

 

[1-800]

I like that tagline, so sure.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Female presidents; not even once

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's no woman, that's a femboy.

 

[The Last Stand]

That's no woman, that's a femboy.

I was promised sexy, but I didn't even know what you looked like.

 

[Laburnum]

If he makes it as President but can't even win best black kiwi, I'm starting to think the election was stolen from @Vyse Inglebard

The steal must be stopped

 

[Medic]

It is fish. No drama, no political motivation, no slander, no bullshit.

Just Fish.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The FDA and Big Pharma is finally gonna get what's coming for them

 

[Jason Wynn]

We get an army of wolf girls looking to reinstate Unit 731

 

[Cnidarian]

I looked this guy up, and I think that it would be a downgrade for the supreme leader of the Deep State.

 

[Crex Crex]

Anime pfp = free use of the right to rebel

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Looks very manufactured. A lame duck president for sure

 

[Londo]

We all knew cats had nine lives, but nine terms are president? My word.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Shit, we're stuck in a two party system between Toki Suzuhara and Londo.

 

[Metatron]

With so many aliens hopping over our borders, it makes total sense.

 

[Cats]

With so many aliens hopping over our borders, it makes total sense.

is it the little pumpkin friend in your avatar? Because I'd hire him as president.

If I were president i would hold monthly press conferences where I shared cat photos and said nice things about the American people to make them feel good about themselves.