random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Syzyg]

Acceptance doesn't mean forgiveness, but it can get you there eventually, especially for internal forgiveness.

 

[Point 707]

Someone on OnA forums watched thousands of gay porn videos to find a fat dude who looks like Rick (no homo, it was done for science).

 

[Winter]

Bossmanjack Neets down bad after Trump won, looks like we didn't need you faggots to win after all. Luckily we all win now and Kiwifarms will be around for many years to come. Enjoy it rats.

The only reason Kiwifarms and the Bossmanjack thread that you're so all using will be around in the next few years is thanks to everyone who voted for Trump. All you retards should be on your hands and knees thanking the normal people in society with jobs and families that took time out of their lifes to vote against censorship while you NEETs sat here tonight in your crusted creased gaming chairs talking about the same boring lolcow that you guys always talk about and being pessimistic retards about the election after you guys featured this thread of someone voting. You guys are actually worthless to society you couldn't even get off your fatass to vote and protect the website we're all using right now.

Case in point 1. Someone with only 100 posts acting like they give a fuck about the future of the farms. Fuck off LGBTQ supporter you're just mad you can't give children gender reassignment surgery anymore.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The journo responsible would be a fucking stain on my office carpet when I was done with them.

Tim Walz was the Atari Jaguar of vice presidential candidates.

 

[Syzyg]

AND I FUCKING MEAN IT

@Null IM GONNA GO TO SERBIA AND TEAR YOUR STIPID BODY UP LIMB FROM LIMB AND THEN IM GONNA CRACK OPEN YOUR SPINE AND IM GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKIN BONE MARROW AND IM GONNA POST IT ALL OVER YOUR TERRIBLE WEBSITE SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A WEAK PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE

 

[DickMain]

Bullies flocked to Massachusetts to mock Bob, it was basically their Mecca.

 

[Syzyg]

Using alcohol as social lubricant in small doses is what everybody does in our world. But don’t get all p diddy about it lol.

I was a seat filler and he was walking down the aisle and I was about to walk past him and I wanted to touch him somehow to tell the story, so autistic me kind of threw myself into him as he walked by, autistic 300 pound me lmao, and he made a face like wtf????

 

[Law]

"Fuck straight people." -Nicholas J. Fuentes, Nov 5 2024

 

[yydszmiteg2]

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My wife is trans and not passable at all.

 

[Ass Clown]

Okay which one of you wrote this?

 

[CEO of Gay]

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I think I'll miss science the most

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Modern cameras have revolutionized cat photos. It used to be you'd have way fewer cat pictures, and they'd all either be the cat sleeping/sitting politely, or they'd be a complete blur. Now you can store hundreds of pictures of your cat mid-rampage, in crystal clarity.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Bernie can win if he partners with Jeb!

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I hope Trump puts a bounty on Keffals.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't know what happens next, but by God has it been an honor shitposting and sneeding with you all throughout this shitshow.

Oh. This is going to be good. Let the mental breakdown begin.

I can never succinctly articulate to normal people why I don't like seeing cosplay. At least with furries you can just say that they all look at cartoon dog porn and have sex in the suits and that's the end of it.

If they hate America so much then they should move to a communist country then.

They already live in California

At least the salt is funny tho.

If Tolkien lived in modern times his take on troons would make Ungoliant look like a joke.

"Umm...c...could you sell me some... estrogen?"
"Nigga just ask for fent like a normal person the fuck's wrong with you"

This guy has made his dating pool go from extremely small to non-existent, amazing!

IT'S UP TO US NOW TO SABOTAGE SIPPYCUP CALIGULA

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....THE COPE HAS BEGUN

INITIATE SEETHE PROTOCOL #5.65412

That's why he's the perfect trolling victim. No matter how low effort the bait, he'll fall for it every time and do something immensely retarded in response.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

People with Down Syndrome are literally the back bone of this country. God bless the troops, god bless the chromosomes, and god bless America.

Holy shit. If black people get Trump elected, I will never use the word "nigger" ever again.

Nigger rigger pull the trigger for the wigger with vigor

THE NUMBERS ARE SURGING
THE NEIGHBORS ARE SPERGING
ORANGE MAN IS LEADING
SHITLIBS ARE SNEEDING

Stealing from artists is morally correct because it makes trannies mad.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

The greatest rift in the West is between the kids who watched/read LOTR and became Christians with guns, and the ones who watched Harry Potter and became pansexual Wiccans.

Let's be real, this is American royalty, this is what it looks like. This is what our collective unconscious strives for. He's got a Mean Tweet Scribe following him around, all manicured and young and blonde and bubbly. He's got a platter of McNuggies in the middle of his conference table. He's got a 12 oz of sody-pop. He's popping off the comments and his court officials are all laughing at his wit. This is the king and it's good to be the king.

did New York misunderstand what No Nut November was?

All of these people look like they put on too much cologne.

Jesus christ is his tongue made entirely out of chlamydia?

Sir, i am an elderly homosexual negro. Not an elderly closeted homosexual negro.

I don't like a Christmas Eve where there's a 50% chance I get presents, and a 50% chance that those presents are taken away by the Grinch, who sets the house on fire, kills my dog, kicks me in the balls, and tells me it didn't happen.

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The moon is going to make mobilefagging harder today but it's hilarious how it's staring at Biden like Biden stares at a fresh infants leg

I ate my mcdonalds too fast... it's over...

 

[DickMain]

I'd hit that midget puss in a heartbeat, cute face and minimal deformity.

Kek, i still stand by that post about the midget, she's cute as a button.

 

[Tablet County]

Just wish he wouldn't talk about blowjobs all the time.

There is something so.....unfathomably funny about an alleged man who cannot even secure his fucking lawn chairs presuming to dictate how to secure the future of humanity

FATRIOTS IN CONTROL

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

No woman is going to tell you no when you're all alone on the top of a rock face because of the implication.

I cant wait for even more pages of semantic sperging.

That’s how people get kidnapped by cenobites.

I'm not Catholic, and I denounce the Patriarch of Rome as a Tyrant and Antichrist, but for the love of God, can't they authorize an Inquisition to get rid of this crypto-Aztec death cult once and for all?

I refuse to accept Star Trek V as canon.

That's a very tiny silver lining to this vomit cloud.

Every time you get close, the topic comes up. It has urban legend status in the area. And the legend is: they have herpes or something. That’s why you never dock the boat

people are occasionally exposed to delicious food