random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

I will admit that I have never used a bong and don't know all the different parts.

LEFTIES BTFO, TROONS BTFO! DOOMERS GET PUT IN A BURGER.

 

[MoarTard]

Damn it.

I betted everything I owned on a surprise Biden victory due to a mass write in campaign for the most popular President in history. I thought the Biden train was unstoppable.

I lost everything.

I blame those bastards Peanut & Fred for this.

 

[Relinquish]

 

[JustSomeDong]

i tried to report it but they took away my report button

 

[DickMain]

Surely this is a troll, right?


Aw, who am I kidding?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I love Donna Trump, she's such a funny, mean bitch. I want to sit with her at the cool girl's table at lunch and make fun of everyone who isn't us

 

[Tablet County]

>implying she isn't secretly writing mean shit about you in her burn book because you're a total weirdo goth freak
>like, many such cases, sad

the only known treatment that will give you a fighting chance is lurking more

 

[MoarTard]

FOR SALE: WEIRD EUNUCH, SLIGHTLY USED

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

There were many other factors involved in that election, it truly was kind of like an anime in a way.

 

[MoarTard]

The cackling whore is cackling no more.

DOKTOR, INJECT ME WITH YOUR FINEST COPIUM

 

[Azdy]

As a white male fighting oppression my whole adult life I think this is the death of my empathy.

 

[D_Tractor]

That fucking squirrel

 

[30+GameOvers]

This wasn't even an election
This was a lynching of a black woman by a white guy

 

[Grog]

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"If they wanna ban HRT? I fucking dare them. I will do the same thing with HRT that I did with the High Moon Transformers games: acquire them through less than legal means."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Maybe it turns out that I actually can't handle this.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There is a negro element near me, so the chances of me getting carjacked and brutally beaten by niggers is > 0 at this moment in time. (RELAXCON 3)

shouldn't have signed up with your "niggerkiller1488@gmail.com" email address

This election really was the balls on the dick.

A formerly practicing lawyer told me that cocaine is a suitable substitute.

"US election more like US erection what a bunch of diarrhea donkey dick shit!"

The autism and retardation we have in common is so much more important than the things that divide us

Captain Planet: Great Show or The Greatest Show?

I'm starting to get drunk, so if I try to do math at any point, please forgive me. I'm not retarded; I'm drunk and retarded.

Dear Lord, thank you for making my enemies both arrogant and retarded

If you'd like, I can link you to a short story that involves Kamala Harris and Nick Fuentes.

Critics are raving:


Winner of 13 Islamic Content ratings!

Man I'm fuckin' tweaking out like that one gif of Hitler on meth.

Understand that I am not a man of violence or a man taken to great anger. With that said, please, sincerely, kill yourself. Please jump from a tall building feet first. Remove yourself from the air I breath.

I don't even know what the fuck this is supposed to mean and it's one of the funniest things I've read today

Null acts like a hard ass tuff guy who don't care 'bout 'nuffin

down deep he's just a softie teddy bear who just wants to be loved

Entirety of Reddit is red faced, screaming. Liquid shit is blasting out their ass like a fire hydrant

 

[Gentlebastard]

What the fuck? There's no way that works. But it also sounds magical enough that I want to believe it does.

Her brother is trans too, male to alpha-male.

It’s like the Third Impact, but more retarded, gay, and entirely self-inflicted.

the schizo posting and doom is plentiful and heart-warming

I think we can all agree that no matter what our political stances are... watching troons losing their shit is hilarious.

I haven't done jack shit whole day today so far, other than marvel at the salt mines.

I can't believe I missed out on the chance to talk about Latin because I was spending Halloween away from the computer.

Born to be a comedy character actor typecast as "overweight neurotic homosexual." Forced to seethe all day every day on X. What a waste of potential.

No matter who loses, we win. Some cows might get lame, but others will get wild.

witness the oinkstorm

HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU FAT FAGGOT.
(this was an on topic and informative post)

Jesus loves me, this I know/For his Patposting tells me so

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

Don't tell me euthanizing a squirrel changed the course of history

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Moving to Japan? The land of Animoo? What is he a pedophile?

 

[Meat Target]

All of you faggots over at the Trump lolcow thread can suck my fucking dick for being the smug, detached assholes that you are. @JaneThough is the biggest gorilla nigger on the planet and so is @Trombonista for not only pushing propaganda but also unjustly censoring even the mildest of differing opinions.

Enjoy Trump, retard child. MAGA & MAHA 2024.