💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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VirginClay
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Pat is slavering for Harris to win, he's the perfect example of a poor winner and a sore loser.
Harris wins and he does victory laps on Twitter and drinking more cheap booze and getting disgustingly smug about a victory that won't affect him as an inner city rube in a blue state.
Trump wins and he doomspirals about fascism and rigged elections, exhorting other retards to protest or seize D.C while he sits under the fart blanket at home.
Win or Lose, nothing happens at the hovel other than a lot of insensible squealing that his neighbours take to mean Pat is raping a hog in the basement like his dad Tommy taught him.
Harris wins and he does victory laps on Twitter and drinking more cheap booze and getting disgustingly smug about a victory that won't affect him as an inner city rube in a blue state.
Trump wins and he doomspirals about fascism and rigged elections, exhorting other retards to protest or seize D.C while he sits under the fart blanket at home.
Win or Lose, nothing happens at the hovel other than a lot of insensible squealing that his neighbours take to mean Pat is raping a hog in the basement like his dad Tommy taught him.
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He thinks he wants Harris to win, but he really needs a Trump victory. Four more years of larping as a Twitter resistance general, four more years of excuses for not doing any real work. Being a firebrand is a full-time job, sweaty.
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When Trump wins he'll switch to Team Leader Pat and start giving orders to his followers and making demands of public officials.
New conspiracy theory.
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There are legitimate reasons to wear sunglasses indoors, like getting your eyes dilated. Not like Porktits here would know. He insists he's the picture of perfect health and I'm sure he childed every doctor who told him otherwise.New conspiracy theory.
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Fucker is an end-stage alcoholic with a head this bloated but never heard of migraines before??
Get outta heah!
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Illiterate moron says "tried to murder my wife and I."
Unsurprisingly, for a 1.2 GPA mental retard, he doesn't know it would be "my wife and me," because "me" is the object of the imaginary murder. So he's not just factually wrong, because he's incredibly stupid, and also too dumb to understand the grammatical rule that it's "me" when you're the direct object in the sentence.
Fatty is dumb. And illiterate. It's no wonder he had such a low GPA. It says a lot about the publishing industry that an illiterate, drooling retard like this was allowed to have his gibberings and illiterate droolings put between covers, despite having barely passed high school because he was so dumb he needed special allowances just to graduate with a 1.2 GPA.
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"As a 53x swatTing target..." Nigger, who asked? Being a record-breaking victim does not imbue you with any authority on this subject. Maybe give your opinion when someone asks how to get swatted a lot, and shut up in the meantime.
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Pat is still fat.
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Pulling an all nighter just for Rick, I am the porker's strongest soldier
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If it's a decade old condom sure, or if you use non water based lubes. New condoms today don't break so easily, just be sure to check things like expiration dates and keep it in dark area. He's just looking for excuses as to why it's not the mans fault.View attachment 6603029
Rick, I thought you claim that women would be dried up without abortion? I thought you have 200 IQ-level of knowledge about women’s issue? Calling other female civilians as sweetie comes off as incredibly creepy, pigman.
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I did notice the moon from Majora’s Mask, and boy, I am fucking ready to see Fatrick fume about evil orange man with Yi-long Ma again
for Patrick, buying those finger condoms would be best for his faucet penis.
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Rick is yet another lolcow whose penis has been fully documented and is objectively proven to be extremely tiny yet he thinks he can flex nuts he ain't got.
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If Trump wins I'll attribute it to divine intervention. Not because I think he's a messianic figure coming to save the West but because Pat's reaction would be hilarious and God is a Patposter.
TheMeanOne
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That and salt. You can tell he eats nothing but chips, pretzels, maybe mixed nuts.
He hasn't exactly been churning out content. I don't think he can afford Harris/Walz merch.
He doesn't like things most media figures would view as positive. He didn't promote his TIAH podcast appearance very much. That's a positive thing, to be on a well-known podcast. It could help his "career" recover. But he argued with people and sperged about Trump. Even his one post I saw about it was pretty moody. Not "Gee thanks to the team at TIAH what great producers and editors!" More like, "Finally I get to share my tale of woe and stalking!"
He's a weird guy.
I think this is accurate. If Harris wins, we'll get a smug tweet but mostly rants about Trump being a sore loser. I haven't been checking results too much but she's leading in the 6 biggest counties in Georgia so far. Trump leads in several counties, but they're all smaller. She might win some of these swing states. Fatrick might not be able to be an anti-fascist fighter anymore. Well, maybe he'll switch to whining about Putin, who knows.
He's such a depressed and depressing guy, though. He's REALLY weird.
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Born to be a comedy character actor typecast as "overweight neurotic homosexual." Forced to seethe all day every day on X. What a waste of potential.
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I'm prochoice and I still agree an aborted fetus is an unborn child. Pat is talented at being detestable.
No matter who loses, we win. Some cows might get lame, but others will get wild.
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I hope that Trump wins just so we'll have four more years of top shelf patposting.
SUFFA FATRICK
SUFFA FATRICK
Immortal Technique Vol.2
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I can't imagine having to check Craiglist ads, dozens of times a day, to see if my homemade chemical chairs are listed on there.
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Total as of November 5 (CST):
257 + 35 = 292
If Orange Man wins, we'll get to see Fatprick suffers and have a total ragepig over the evil Hitler 2.0. Enjoy suffering, stalker pig
WearerOfHelmets
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I hope that Trump wins just so we'll have four more years of top shelf patposting.
Dear god I can almost hear it, the actual fucking sizzle of fatty pats' practically tangible seething.
His neighbors are going to get a front row seat to him getting gulaged for making death threats to the stalker child president.Does anyone have that edit of him as triggly puff or am I just having another schizomemory moment?
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