random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Harvey Danger]

"Oh yeah, here's a picture of him shitting, if you're into that."

Joshua "Null" Moon, MATI stream October 29th, 2024 (roughly 44 minutes in).

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

That's a tad hypocritical considering democrats are all useless cunts.

Nobody wants to call Kamala a useless cunt more than their own party right now.

 

[Drip Torch]

Elections always bring out the worst people on both sides of the autistic political spectrum

 

[D_Tractor]

(quoting Pat Tomlinson)

My parents met at a horse auction. They were both very much into horses for different reasons.

But the special ingredient in the pepperoni was African-American children that I had kidnapped and murdered and ground into sausage in my basement.

 

[BirdUp]

How could you fuck a robot in the first place? I don't want to stıck my dick into metal.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Not gonna lie that make me spit out my drink. Nice work brother.

 

[JustSomeDong]

if I ever end up in prison (for stalking, most likely) I'm definitely NOT going to enjoy it

just to spite Rick

 

[Tablet County]

I agree with the left that billionaires can go fuck themselves but I also agree with the right that the government can go fuck itself.

I think the part starting at 1:01 is kinda brilliant in terms of the lyrics and their cadence but then the entire rest of it is just evil dog shit straight out of satan's asshole lol.

*puts on ridiculously phallic britbong police helmet and waddles off to his gayass police car*

 

[Can of Spam]

Kiwi farms, The best part of waking up is Kahnent about the cuck.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

RIP in peace methhead art hoe space cat lizard thing.

Actual dolls, or the kinds you fuck?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Mate of mine said it wasn’t half bad but he’s fat so I don’t trust him.

 

[cybertoaster]

Accusing someone of secretly being br*tish should be considered grounds for a defamation suit

 

[Tablet County]

The reason why Trump wears a toupee is because he had a surgery to replace the top of his head with a giant crystal and the toupee covers it up.

 

[Aunt Carol]

hey presto first result, don't fuck the stoma hole.

 

[Poonocchio]

Powerful and beautiful Satanist Stephanie casts Womb Blast via Internet

 

[Tablet County]

The youtube recommendation page is the most prolific source of daily targeted attacks on innocent trans women.

I like Aiden, sounds like a villain from Bleach!

Jesus Christ is officially the King of Poland so there's no reason he cannot also be the President of the United States

I have never seen video footage of a group of Nazis assaulting the cashier at Popeyes Chicken.

 

[Syzyg]

I'm literally Jewish and I have some respect for Werner Von Braun.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Wait, are there people here that aren't retarded?

 

[The Ugly One]

You can buy nipple warmers for your bra.

 

[6thRanger]

Regardless of whether that's true, this is tranny reasoning