Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Neurotypical Mantis]

god i hope people seethe at her for using ai

 

[BoobWhiskers]

god i hope people seethe at her for using ai
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People have to know/care who you are to seethe, the only one who pays attention to Stapphy is us.

Plus, I think I can speak for all of us in the thread who do paid art when I say I'd rather she use AI all day than have to have Stapphy as a commissioner. Imagine sending a WIP for feedback and getting critique from Lolki sent back to you.

 

[a hapless toad]

but there was also this:

Why is it an automatic given that 'right wing extremists' and/or conservatives are responsible? There were two ballot box bombs around the same time; this one in Vancouver WA and one in Portland.

This is the description of a vehicle suspected in connection with the incidents:

The vehicle is a black or dark-colored 2001 to 2004 Volvo S-60

Now I don't know about you, but I've never met a Volvo owner who wasn't a liberal...

 

[Meowzers]

Plus, I think I can speak for all of us in the thread who do paid art when I say I'd rather she use AI all day than have to have Stapphy as a commissioner. Imagine sending a WIP for feedback and getting critique from Lolki sent back to you.

speak for yourself, i for one would pee my pants with delight having gyro commission me with her hard earned tugboat money and having the great and powerful loki tell me my art is shit

and like...it's not ethical to scam your clients, and i would absolutely never do that with a normal client. but hypothetically...just hypothetically...she falls for scams so easily. i'm as anti-AI "art" as the next artfag but i doubt she can tell the difference between AI and real art. so...you know...do what you want with that information.

or don't. actually, just don't. don't poopoo touch and all that. looking at you, any lurkers/weens here. don't get any funny ideas or i personally will send loki to smite you (and not in the sexy way).

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd rather she use AI all day than have to have Stapphy as a commissioner. Imagine sending a WIP for feedback and getting critique from Lolki sent back to you.

Commission? I don't think Stephanie has paid for art in her whole career. We've seen her steal images and fixate on Picrew dress-ups over and over, when as little as $5 would easily get her a logo or a custom profile pic from any number of fundraising fellow-travelers on Xitter or Tumblr.

Not necessarily great art, but you can't throw a rock on Tumblr without committing transphobia against two or three artists who will draw your OC for peanuts. It's a weird blind spot for her to have.

I've never met a Volvo owner who wasn't a liberal...

Driving a car doesn't necessarily mean owning it, and that probably goes double for the greater Portland area. The whole thing seems stupid, so I'm assuming it's some species of anarchist or has something to do with Palestine. Maybe ADF will pop out of his cheese cave and take credit.

 

[Chromeo]

Commission? I don't think Stephanie has paid for art in her whole career. We've seen her steal images and fixate on Picrew dress-ups over and over, when as little as $5 would easily get her a logo or a custom profile pic from any number of fundraising fellow-travelers on Xitter or Tumblr.

Not necessarily great art, but you can't throw a rock on Tumblr without committing transphobia against two or three artists who will draw your OC for peanuts. It's a weird blind spot for her to have.

For someone who ostensibly sells art, Stephanie doesn't really value art. She only consumes mass media and free garbage.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

For someone who ostensibly sells art, Stephanie doesn't really value art. She only consumes mass media and free garbage.

And she uses some sort of muscular/hand condition as an excuse for not learning to draw, when we all know muh condishunz are her go-to excuse for laziness. Though I suppose we should be thankful most of the AI art generators out there don't take NSFW prompts, else we may be subjected to visuals of what exactly goes on in her fantasies. I would like to see her try a self portrait through the AI generation though as opposed to her Picrew creations, just to know exactly how she sees herself compared to the actual selfies that get posted.

Here's what I got from giving DALL-E 3 a description of how I imagine Staph sees herself, mainly her fantasies of being androgynous and having a full beard... and honestly I wouldn't at all be surprised if this is what she thinks is getting Loki all hot and bothered. Definitely better looking than the absolute wreck that is actual Staph - the AI generated version even looks a little like Taylor Swift underneath the pooner beard and ridiculous fedora/pins getup, I think.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Stephanie reads this thread, and is trying to act like a grown up now by drinking ghettoblasters in her grandma studio apartment. Because people pointed out that she couldn't hold her own socially in a neighborhood pub situation.
This is like someone hiring a prostitute to prove that they're good at picking up women.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph doing a livestream sounds amazing but I imagine she’d end it as soon as someone left a mean comment, as any brave Norse warrior would.

I can't think who the fuck would comment. Like Shayna Cliffords "sexy" livestreams and her silent flock of lolcow.farms watchers, there will be an audience block of mute kiwis and no one else.
She gets at most, one like on *some* of her nonstop posts, and 0 comments.
Who is this supposed to be *for*?
Will she be disappointed when it doesn't work?
It's nearly Nov 1st,the Saturday she's been banging on about. This will be the first official, hard date on it, objective demonstration that nothing is gonna happen when she told everyone something was gonna happen.

Maybe the tumblrinas will drop in? Or not - Their main concern was telling her to ew go away, and so have probably long move on to other things.
Is this livestream as well as, or in liue of the drum bang affair irl?
Or maybe she will be streaming that?! So makeshift tripod streaming her on the street, rather than sitting blank expressioned at home.
The best bit of the stream would be when the camera suddenly lurches and then races down the street and away. Stxp thief!

Anyway. I think Staph realised pretty quickly, quicker than usual /her past similar exploits, that she made an especially big fool of herself with that tumblr sperg out. She's seemingly trying to memory hole it at least a little bit, but hedging her bets a touch, wuth things like this, just incase.

I wonder if the useless security services such as they exist at the level of a local, non-incumbent, congressional candidate, have had a chance to think anything about or look into her assassination goodybag yet?

Also, that cap of Staph replying to some other tryhard about being "the most powerful member of their community on here", that she had sharp objects (to physically fight with, lmao) and "some hellaciously powerful magic"
I would love her to give a single example of her "magic" ever having an effect at all.
The only thing it has ever done is come back and land on her, but that's really likely just karma or pleasingly ironic coincidence.
She has nothing and I need to know what she thinks she's ever achieved, spell wise.
Like One thing.
Maybe her dad really did get ill when she "cursed" him....by putting stuff in his food /drink recepticals- but that's just standard poisoning tbh.
The method favoured by generations of evil mediocre women, who did not think they were magic while they did it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She has nothing and I need to know what she thinks she's ever achieved, spell wise.
Like One thing.

I bet it's going to be the womb wizardry, and here's why:

• Powerful and beautiful Satanist Stephanie casts Womb Blast via Internet
• Lots of Tumblrites notice and have emotions about post, thus adding spiritual energy something something consensus reality
• Target has a mirror in her entryway / various spirits and demons decide Stephanie needs to learn her lesson like Odin hanging on the World-Tree (could go either way)
• Stephanie has to have hysterectomy

 

[brooky]

There's gotta be a reason she keeps telling people to Google it. So at the very least, she's not embarrassed by it.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Alt text on the image:

An altar setup for the Norse god Loki featuring a bust statue sitting on top of a green notebook. A sticker reading "I voted" sits at the base of the statue, as well as various items such as a condom, a small selenite tower, and a wolf sticker. To the side of the statue is an offering bowl with several pretzels and a piece of donut. Behind the statue are various glass containers and a spell candle belonging to another altar.

Wow, a left over bite of a donut and some broken pretzels. No wonder he wants to start Fagnarok.

Speaking of which, this was pointed out to me in Lolki's original statement:

So Fagnarok isn't happening November 1st, there will just be a warning, the real Fagnarok will happen within 5 years time. Phew!

 

[RonRiot]

So Fagnarok isn't happening November 1st, there will just be a warning, the real Fagnarok will happen within 5 years time.

If the world isn’t ending, I’m going to have to do the unthinkable and unload the dishwasher. This is what the Heaven’s Gate folks must have felt like when the starship never came.
Loki’s altar looks suspiciously like a coffee table covered with trash, but I am ignorant of the ways of the Gods.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

*Jaunty mischievous jazz music plays*

I don't know if it's just me, but Loki has seemed to be very interested in this election cycle in the USA. He naturally hates transphobia, and liars and hypocrites. So, it seems he has a personal vendetta against Orange Man.
He also keeps asking me to make these patches that say "Remember, remember, the 5th of November, the time of Inn Slaegi áss plot." (This is one of his many kennings and means "The Cunning God.") I went to a rally for my Congressional candidate and had to hand it directly to him.
Needless to say, I think that things are about to get pretty crazy. #lokean #norsepagan #uspolitics #election2024

So I guess she is going to pump out smaller versions of her assassination patch to put in Halloween goodie bags for kids?


The registration link for any masochist who feels inclined to watch it and report back with the highlights. I am sure she will direct us towards a public link to watch it afterwards though, so save your privacy.


I don't think King Belial helped you get fired from your job. I think a bottle of hand sanitizer had something to do with it.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I will always wonder how much of her imaginary friend stuff is pretend vs delusion. She's always lying to the public but how often is she lying to herself?
It's wild how Stephanie is so desperate to be special and have all these labels and struggles, but never gets into the ones she actually has. She's definitely mentally ill, but not like she proclaims she is. Her family sucks, but not the way she thinks it does. She isn't a manwhore4till aroace trans succubus sex god/dess or an anarchist or activist, she's terrified of sex and meaningful human interaction and vulnerability. She isn't a highly educated hyperfocused autist, she's skilled at manipulating the young, stupid, and vulnerable.

These kinds of people are so eager to characterize themselves as edgy and completely messed up, without confronting how messed up they actually are.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Aw, I was looking forward to having a party and everything on the 1st. I suppose I will simply toast to future Fagnarok-to-be. How low do you think the odds of her sticking to one game of pretend for 5 years is?

 

[Aunt Carol]

How low do you think the odds of her sticking to one game of pretend for 5 years is?

You'd have to ask the half-demon baby Stephanie left with its father in another dimension; that kid must be going to Unholy Grade School by now. Wonder what it thinks about mxm never visiting or talking about it ever again. She doesn't even have an altar set up where she sacrifices some mana every month as child support.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Goddammit, if Fagnarok isn't happening then I guess we're going to have to deal with the election and I should probably do my laundry this weekend after all. Bummer.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Hey now everyone, I know we are all disappointed about Fagnarok not happening on the 1st, but don't get too comfortable, because Lolki said he's going to send out a warning on that day. A strong gale might blow your washing from the line or the water pressure might slightly drop whilst you're washing your dishes. Be prepared.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe we could have a trial Fagnarok on the 1st, just to make sure we're all ready.

We'll pass out the Olipop like we would if it were real, only this time it'll just be plain unopened cans, no wizard pee in them.