random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jang Joo]

Only rumor I've heard is that you're a colossal faggot.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The niggers would just follow, you retard.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Great, just great. Pretty sure a Catholic Church animu mascot was the Sixth Seal of Revelation. Thanks a lot, Jesuits.

 

[DickMain]

A gayopping faggot who came back under the sock account @Zelensky the Nazi only to be exposed because both this sock and Spectre_06 liked Stouffer's microwaved gross macaroni and cheese. I kid you not.

This one's just too good with 0 context.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It’s like these people think they’re curing cancer or putting people on Mars that’s how far up their own fucking asses they are. Who the fuck talks like this? No one gives a fuck about your gay ass stupid writing project you fucking retard.

 

[Drip Torch]

Burt's Squirts, surely?

 

[AltisticRight]

This one's just too good with 0 context.

I fixed some of the typos.

 

[Chongqing]

Is watching a guy jerk off really that entertaining?

This user was talking about the first day of Fishtank S3.

 

[Betonhaus]

I vividly remember the penis-shaped magaroni.

https://funnyjunk.com/Fellow+exponential+improbable/YaaRTLn/96#96

 

[Tingle]

Courtesy of @AlexBrown84's antics in the SRS/GRS thread, credit to @Syzyg.

I discovered myself after my ex-korean girlfriend started me into pegging. It felt great and I continued to practice it with her. She eventually broke up with me (...)

I was insecure. Now I am secure.
Now I am gay.

 

[Meat Target]

I didn't do coke.
And if I did, it wasn't that much.
And if it was, I'm not addicted.
And if I am, that's not my fault.
And if it is, at least my kids aren't using.
And if they are, it's Josh's fault.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

it makes sense

it’s like having sex with men to prove people you’re not gay

 

[Syzyg]

You could save money by only drinking in gay bars and then you just sit in the shadows and drink a cup of your own cum.

 

[Gentlebastard]

One of you niggers wanna handle this one? I cant bring myself to make the fifty easy and obvious jokes for this particular xeet...

Boobs for me, but not for thee! Some communist she is.

Back in the day, bathrooms at punk shows had people doing drugs and fucking in them. Now, all the new wave punks just use the bathroom to piss and shit.

Make Punk Punk Again

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I think most of the schizo babble as you call it is from some of the kids that just literally attacked me in this thread and it's not from me..

 

[Die For Me!]

A text from Nick Rekieta from the latest community feature:

 

[Asian tech support]

Every. Ad. Is. African.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

You can fedpost in your mind and they can't stop you, I have over 478 fedposts in my brain.

I will [FEDPOST], I will [FEDPOST], and I will [FEDPOST] you if you don't archive your fucking shit.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The Farms care not where the corn comes from merely that it’s harvested

 

[PhoBingas]

How do I sage a Kiwi Farms thread?