random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cnidarian]

pooping is a worthwhile, meaningful struggle

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sometimes the liberal perspective on the court system, especially with regard to minors, appeals to me a bit. Why punish those with undeveloped brains too harshly? Why put them into "the system" permanently? Why ruin their life? Why not try to rehabilitate them? Why be so hard-hearted and unforgiving?

Then I see downright awful stories like this with these savagistic little whorelets getting 3 years supervised detention, and think that Malaysia has it right. The idea of this poor helpless and harmless disabled guy getting kicked to death in his last moments makes me sad in ways that I can't put into words. Is that truly all his life was worth? Unforgivable.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I agree that the picture of having your head stuck in a bird's asshole is not very appealing.

 

[BirdUp]

Why contain it? S'cool.

I'm 6'2" and kinda look like a mildly athletic Null.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Midlife crisis can vary. Sometimes you're reinstalling Death Stranding, sometimes you troon out and argue with Christians on TikTok.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If you don't have decades worth of images containing Goku, don't expect the algorithm to know what a "Goku" is.

 

[The Ancestor]

I remember being upset that my parents wouldn't let me watch Captain Planet because it was blatant leftist propaganda. I was a faggot and they were totally right.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

"Clint must be so disappointed in him"
-40 year old alcoholic woman that's never moved out, has no job, and is currently half naked in the back of a walmart screaming into her phone at midnight

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Sex worker, Palestine activist, social media influencer"

That's a lot of text just to say she accomplishes nothing in life

Give me an AED and a bucket of lube, this bitch gonna be resurrected like Lazures after a coffee and trucker speed.

I regretfully inform you that if you are under my medical supervision then you are probably going to die

I'm never going to fully understand what the fuck was going through his head when he decided to make an alternate account that's gimmick was just "Steve from minecraft reviews action figures" but it seems it's taken a toll on him mentally.

I knew I was a callous asshole, but I didn't realize just how deep it goes.

I get that there’s only so much you can do to pretty up a dead skinned reptile but come on.

Death, or contact with a pajeet. I'm at a loss which is worse.

if english is germans cousin, dutch is germans retarded cousin that had an alcoholic crackhead mom and got dropped on its head multiple times as a baby

Such a bad idea, that even an imported Pajeet bureaucrat won't back them

don't try to attach yourself to a decent song you rotten bastard

Ahahaha he bought it used what a faggot.

Can’t even midlife crisis properly.

What a stunning lady. Long, lanky make arms, a neck perfect for tugging plows like a draft horse, and a hockey player's nose and stubble. Bet you can't wait to fuck him.

I want to see that bitmoji skinned and laid on a chopping board.

You can tell he came when the gunt stops moving.

I didn't realize he was this stupid. Oh wait, yes, I did.

Hey I heard the feds were finally rounding you guys up this weekend. Good luck in prison, everyone.

 

[Abella]

Friend I have spent way more time than I care to admit researching furries here and elsewhere and I can say with absolute certainty that "furry" means "I wanna fuck dogs".

i like how redditors talk about kiwifarms as if it's an omniscient being with a one-track mind

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

I'll join the military if I get free rein to legally bully, abuse, and injure some broccoli-haired Jack Doherty-looking faggot.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

You want to suck that suicidal soyboy Hitlers dick? Why don't you follow your leader before I March you to my own concentration camp for being a greasy boil of anal leakage. Do some push ups soldier. Because your fairy faggot ass needs to learn what a good German boy does. On your knees dumbass. Rise. Goosestep that way. And pray I don't kick the shit out of you for disrespecting your superior officer.

You retarded larpers disgust me. If you wanna be a nazi then join the military and get shot dumbass. Until then stfu weasel. I larp as a woman and I've still got more balls than you. And more German blood than anyone here ever will.

Im sorry that you are upset that iran doestn bend over backwards for faggotry like whatever gay country your ancestors came from. Jews are based as hell for cucking the white race out of trillions of dollars through forever wars in iraq and afghanistan. When the semitic islamic regime is gone from iran we will cement our position as the most powerful middle eastern nation and have an alliance with israel to extract as much money from the west as we can all while gay wignats like yourself cry about it. Your so much of a coward that you cant even say what race you are since you are spineless faggot, you are probably a german whose ancestors got enslaved by jews. Dont think I hate jews I love them for enslaving faggots like yourself into globohomo. We are the true aryan race cope with it.

[Iranian] basic mathematics [are] the basis of modern computing faggot, the same thing you use to log onto kiwifarms and watch tranny porn in your moms basement while she bakes you chicken tenders. You are such a coward that you dont even share your race to the public. Me thinks you are a nigger who is ashamed to admit his roots. In the modern day ebay was invented by iranian you should know about ebay afterall its what you use to bulk order dildos and maid costumes which you use to jerk off to the fantasy of being fucked in the ass by a gym bro. Iranians also invented wine which is what your mother drinks every day of her life to forget what a failure her faggot troon son is.

The refigator you use to store your chicken tenders was invented by iranians. The spinach your mother tried forcefeeding you as a kid to prevent you from becoming the obese failson you are was fist cultivated in iran. Shahram dabiri an iranian is the lead procuer of world of warcraft the game your mother and father begged your fat ass to log off. Dropbox the place you use to download tranny porn and hentai games online was invented by an iranian. Tinder the place your mother whored herself out to raise money to feed you was invented by an iranian.

You are the one coping you gay pathetic troon failson. Iranians will keep winning in iran and in america and whatever disgusting race you are will fall into extinction from homosexuality. You would never understand strugle since your idea of struggle is with your porn addiction. Iranians in the west are richer than white americans. cope with being inferior.
Btw I have a full head of hair, no diabetes, and big muscles

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I have game, you don't. I'm not even a 10/10 man, I'm like a 8/10, but I have a body sculpted by a god. I have a wit mastered because of kiwifarms and internets.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Cuba is a nice place besides all the poverty and socialism.

 

[Aunt Carol]

These women seem to forget that they don't have scrotums

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You sound like you should probably kill yourself.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I was going off the rails because I was starting to develop paranoid schizophrenia while he posted furry porn.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fuck you, goose that lays golden eggs. I'm sick of looking at your stupid beaked face and your precious metal eggs worth thousands of dollars. You and I are done professionally. I'm all in on this pouch of magic beans now.

Nigger just call the sound the annoying, you don't have to make it a fucking Americans with disabilities act violation to get your point across holy shit

I know I sperg about this a fair amount, but

they're all bros from his lazer-lightshow megachurch men's group, is my guess. the fidgety fey one is obviously trying to repent from taking thick veiny cocks in his hairy holes and the walrus moustache wood rubber probably bad-touched his own niece.

(The ytpiponess of the Italian is of questionable veracity, however)

I like this image and will force you all to see it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

i don't agree with you that collecting cucks is genetically encoded

 

[chalkyresidue]

View attachment 6537779

I don’t care if it’s insensitive. I just get a laugh out of reading the sentence, “an innocent committed death” …followed by mention of said “innocent’s “ nudes.

Words mean nothing