random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Local Fed]

"You don't know what S. E. X. is?? Well, she has a hole between her legs. you put your dink in there and she's supposed to like it."

The California state website describes Moreno Valley as “vibrant,” which we all know is euphemistic for “chock full of dangerous minorities.”

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Notorious Jotunn Loki hates people with POTS; pass it on. If that upsets you, IDK stand up quickly about it.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

who apparently is ghost married to Steve Jobs now

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm astral married to the homeless dude who hung around 5th street in Ottawa back in 1897. You wouldn't know him he's Canadian and goes to another plane.

 

[Sprate Header]

pubicly shit

funny typo

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

he clitty leaked over one user for making a joke of him being a pedo and accused the joker of being one himself.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It blows my mind that a rando little kid from over 40 years ago just got quoted on the random.txt thread.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@SSj_Ness has broken containment!

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Look pal, I'm not the one who cut his balls off and thinks he's a woman, so don't go calling me a weirdo. Now tell me whether or not you have boy titties and if you're single.

 

[Gentlebastard]

In the name of Hitler I seal thee within the depths of this holy crystal

"Just let the deranged maniac stab you death bro."

Can I just say that I absolutely love the mental image of a group of middle-aged women having a roundtable discussion on the mechanics of mpreg?

The complete lack of humility when she finds out she's fucked up is something else.

Bring back shame.

the Irish slang term "gobshite" describes him to a tee

smash players cannot bathe because truing on the faucet requires a quarter circle input

One doesn't get to be such a fat faggot with bitch tits by practicing moderation in food consumption.

Even white trash look down on these people.

The local news needs to do a segment where they read his tweets and see if the news anchors can keep a straight face

Ok imma real here, if I ever go mask off and become some non anon guy on xitter and you come accross me screaming furious yet unconvincing denials over my wife getting rawdogged by the local circus clown, can you all here and now promise that you would do me the kindness of putting a whole barrel of bullets in my skull?

HE DIDN'T DENY THAT HIS WIFE FUCKS CLOWNS! My fucking sides, man.

 

[Gravemind]

I keep thinking "is my argument that incoherent?" then I remember I'm talking to KF users and wondering why I'm wasting my time with a forum with some of the biggest retards on the internet, and I don't just mean the lolcows.

 

[PhoBingas]

Instead of burning white sage, you should probably burn White Castle slider wrappers. Modern spirits require modern rituals.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"Porn addiction" is a made up term designed to decry feminine beauty. No one is on the street sucking dick to get more porn and I don't take anyone who uses the term seriously.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Also wildly odd you'd think there's anything sexual about all of this. Unless you're projecting, in which case I'll say you and I can have gay sex once.

 

[CaddestSlown]

This thread was going normally today until George summoned HHH.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

This year is getting worse. I am unable to get girlfriend, my Nitro expired.

 

[Harm]

a dreamy baby

A what?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's surprisingly flattering for a lolcow cock leak. It's well groomed, looks girthy with decent length, and there's no blemishes or embarrassing details sticking out.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ain't no hiding that clown DNA.

He's also dumber and more belligerent than he's been in the past and he started out pretty dumb and belligerent.

"Are you reading about Patrick again? What's Pig Boy up to?" This is how I know she's a keeper.

That’s how I knew it was a real post and not some elaborate troll. There was way too much autism to be trolling.

Aww, I just realized that he doesn't really post food pictures much anymore. I miss laughing at the disgusting slop that he regularly shovels into his gaping maw.

Smart enough to not post a full selfie, stupid enough to not realize how much like a fat man he looks even in the most cropped pic of all time.

we should kill Canadians in the street like the subhuman mongrels they are

having an opinion Bob Chipman agrees with is an L

I enjoy how the AI image generator started to give the wojak furry legs, probably because it got most of its learning from furry porn.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

There isn't a law against being a pedophile.