random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Procrastinhater]

barely sentient penis

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I just received a kiwifarms trophy, I completely forgot this site had a battlepass

 

[KosherFarms.net]

LOL this pedo seriously watches so many anime

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-19498299

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-19498614

 

[Thé au lait]

I'm reading this as The Retard Directive and you can't stop me.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

It's also interesting to note that 3 of his exes now identify as autistic after dating him.

fun fact, you can get banned off the site if you misgender a dragon and the user reports you, lol

(I never got this argument, I actively never think about my dads dick.)

You can buy the gallon jugs of testosterone and ear gauges with serial numbers in a big sack at the feed store, and raise a whole barn of Aidens with the same effort it took Poppy to ruin herself alone.

A vajazzled penis is still a penis

Men are notorious for being cheerful and upbeat when they can't feel their penis. Very male-coded sentiment

God, misgendering is fun

 

[Space Police]

they can re-enact the Council of Nicaea to their hearts’ content

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

He has the eyes of a guy that lived through 2 World Wars, survived Auschwitz, and was sent to recover at Unit 731 before being "rescued" by Jeffery Epstein.

 

[Toothp!ck]

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Truthfully, Greer's works would be famous if he wasn't being sabotaged by Joshua Moon.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always eat meat during sex so I can subjugate the woman twice.

A male aspie on a moral crusade is the ultimate hero. The ubersperg, unstopable, incorruptible.

That dress is a statement piece, and the statement that it makes is 'Let's not turn this rape into a murder'.

Kiwi Farms rate my cock when?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Edit: Here I was, shaming others for their cringe. And now here I am, editing my own shameful drunken doublepost. Oh how the tables have tabled.

I advise everyone gets a black friend who is normal. If you can set them off about blacks who are a living coon act it’s hilarious. They fucking hate them more than even a white nationalist could.

STOP THE WAR SO I CAN GOON!!!!

it’s all a front! A cover! There is no toilet at all!

Ya know this kind of behaviour is why when i'm grinding balls deep in your colon as you lie splayed chained and gagged beneath me, im gonna make sure I twist your nipples till they pop like flesh pimples between my fingers

He really is the pasteurized processed American. He’s perfectly low-mediocre in every possible metric.

He’s not even as fat as Chantal. He can’t win anything.

Any day now until he stops moving and starts sweating a fat chrysalis. The wendigo shall emerge and be set free.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

what a weird guy

 

[Dr. Butt]

how do dykes kiss then
does it always require a butch?
or is it just lesbian bed death

Haiku version:
how do dykes kiss then
does it always need a butch?
or is it bed death

My parents were also careful to warn us that there weren't many Ancient Greeks running around but Santa and Jesus had a posse

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It's not fair that Plaintiff can't "opt out" of being on Kiwi Farms and just move on with his life.

 

[Ctrl + Z]

Youtube, Instagram, 4chan (is that it, I don't imageboard)... is this how peak Internet female performance looks like?

 

[Cnidarian]

Scotland won't believe in God, but will believe that Haggis is an actual food or that golf is an actual sport.

 

[Pedophobe]

Flutter is a bitch who won't come hang out with us.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

this thread has devolved into a hunt for some obscure 2005 piece of paper merchandise because it bears the name Sneed.

 

[Nancy]

AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed​

I don't want to be permabanned. There was about a good two hours where I thought I was and I was seriously unironically depressed during that time

 

[Pedophobe]

Idk what might kill me first, a troon, a nigger, or a nigger troon.

Maybe he wasn't a troon, maybe he lost a bet.

He may not be black but he sure is a nigger.

The autogynephiliacs skinwalk their wife or high school crush, the furries wants to fuck animals, and the age players are all pedos.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Can we get a poll on how long it takes for her to open an OnlyFans to make ends meet?

A gay white trash dynasty, incredible.

I'm confident that Junior can achieve a bust size larger than either of his parents in his lifetime.

star anise is the tranny of seasoning and should be exterminated

She'll probably try to get away with some "nude but covered" bullshit. As her simp it's your job to not allow such laziness! She'd better hoe it up like all those other strong, independent, empowered women (with fucking jowls).

I wonder how it must feel knowing that the le hecking evil Kiwi Farms (a community of people who have zero background or interest in journalism) has done a much better job at investigative journalism and practicing due diligence than you have throughout your entire career. That's fucking embarrassing.

He doesn’t make me spontaneously vomit, so I have to award 1 point.