random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Drip Torch]

we will walk into a bank digitally and grab the bank manager by the neck and shove his head into the wall, and I will very gently tell him that we can do this one of two ways, either my way or the hard way.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Gotta go wish rape on someone as a palate cleanser.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

im nto driniung or doing anyghing other than wjat my foctor told me to take

 

[Anti Snigger]

i sm sobrr i ksut have bad hradacje adn im dozxy

 

[babadook]

Tonight I learned "When you're stoned in a drive in with your Bluetooth on don't play Kiwifarms attachments"

 

[Tablet County]

Sometimes shit is so fucking asinine that even the most jaded of cynics cannot help but feel just a little more disgusted.

If you aim your trebuchets a little higher and knock Tom Bombadil off the cliffs, do you think you could dam the river with him?

Ladies, please. This is a pro-incest thread.

if they're truly straight, they won't tolerate being told in graphic detail by Cervantes how he wants to sodomize them bareback in his studio apartment.

I miss the wholesome times when people would just suck dick for cock.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

The pizza is a front

The "hacker guy" would have to train a white puppy LoRA from that specific artist, and for that, you'd need A TON of white puppy images made from that artist, not just one.

It's funny that they only refer to kids becoming The Next Trump, Putin, or Hitler, but never say that they'll become The Next Stalin, Mao, Xi, Kim, Chavez, Maduro, Mugabe, Pol Pot, or Cesacsu.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Mate, what are you doing man

 

[AI generated waifu]

“Broooooooo.”

“I know, bro. Me too.”

[fellatio ensues]

 

[Nigger Cobson]

my girlfriend is getting out of the psych ward soon and I told her we could start a new career path of robbing gas stations and abducting children and perhaps we could dabble in cannibalism.

I told her when we're all done we can drive our car off into the Grand canyon lake Thelma and Louise.

The new lolcow on the finance board sure likes to powerlevel...

 

[Looney Troons]

GODVERDOMME DAT KUTJE NAT

 

[Gentlebastard]

How dare you speak ill of Bachelor Frog.

"So there's this FORUM who DARES to criticize me!"

This is why the aliens avoid Earth.

Funniest pat suicide attempt would be him trying to overdose, but getting the amount completely wrong because he's that in denial over his own weight.

That's why you don't argue with them. Just laugh at their ghoulish appearance and willful stupidity.

 

[Titty Figurine]

I leave my photo dimensions in the hands of Christ and the "auto" input.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

She's medically proven to be suffering from intense butthurt.

She already pisses her pants, don't tell me she shits them too...

shit your pants to own jim metokur, brilliant thinking.

Doxing your medical records to own someone on the Internet only to accidentally reveal you are an inbred bingbong with irritable bowels

 

[Big Brutus]

Raping Barb changed his life for the better. That's a bitter pill for his A-Logs to swallow, and a sad indictment of the justice system.

 

[BirdUp]

I ate a baby toad once.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Raping Barb changed his life for the better.

 

[Tablet County]

I have now learned that Aubrey Plaza is a person and not a place, so I suppose that's something.

If you are american and an autist there is a 50% chance that you are a gun nut

 

[Gravemind]

you know jack shit about me

 

[Blackhole]

that has nationalist connotations and we Do Not Want a 1488 in here.