random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NoReturn]

I can't beleive people used to poison themselves/jews

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fun fact. The trolls will remember their time spent with Rick more fondly then any member of his family.

I wonder how worn this dude's underwear was in high school from people constantly giving him wedgies all the time. Probably didn't give him enough.

Fellas is it gay to fuck a chick who likes to dig holes on the beach?

Calling him a ghoul is an insult to corpse eaters. He looks like the type of MF who'd fuck you after killing you and wearing your skin as a suit.

We need Nickelodeon bullies with backwards baseball caps to pound that twerp for his lunch money.

W H O L E D O N G, U N C U T

 

[Tablet County]

If you wanted to make commentary of the logical inconsistences of people who think porn addiction makes you a hyper rapist pedophile you should have just made a thread directly about it.

I await the arrival of The Tranny Hooker of Doom, who always makes an appearance just before the end. For it is written: Those living the Lowtax Lifestyle shall go the Way of Lowtax, and that Way always features tranny hookers.

The american fears the man who has 487 varieties of cheese.

There are more dicks up OP's asshole than world heritage sites in Italy.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

It was that eye contact that really unsettled me, because it then continues for longer than one would imagine. And of course, then he saves the cucumber for later, so it really leaves one with a lot of questions

 

[Burd Turglar]

STOP CLAPPING YOUR FUCKING BLACK HOOKER PRIVILEGE AT MY CATS

 

[The Un-Clit]

Lizzie is completely crashing out in her thread today.

IM NOT YOUR FUCKING LOVER
YOU GODDAMN AUTISTIC LESBIAN RETARD
STOP. POSTING
STOP MOLESTING MY CATS WITH YOUR FUCKWHORE ENERGY
GO AWAY
BAPTISE YOUR FUCKING LIFE, SLUTFAG

 

[Burd Turglar]

I WILL HAVE YOU MURDERED LEGALLY BY FEDERAL POLICE FOR YOUR PROSTITUTION AND ATTEMPTED RAPE OF MY CHILDREN (CATS)

I WILL NOT KISS OR HOLD HANDS WITH LGBTQ

 

[The Un-Clit]

GO KNIT A FUCKING SCARF WITH YOUR PERIOD YONI MOONBLOOD AND HANG YOURSELF WITH IT

 

[Laburnum]

"Submit to kissing my ass, bitch."

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

IMHO, a policy that can eliminate bad Asian drivers also has the potential to eliminate fringe Islamism.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Some days I hate being redpilled I would rather be Trans full of reddit energy enjoying cons and thinking being non binary and hating Chick fil a as a personality is based.

Murder suicide is funnier and better

 

[The Un-Clit]

The demented funnay just dosen't end.

With your grandfathers semen in your Irish flaked potatoes with daddy’s bangers in your anus and nose.

 

[Drip Torch]

I don't think humans are easy pets. Oh, you said caecilian, not Sicilian.

 

[Tablet County]

If my own flesh and blood can suffer through a game I couldn’t be bothered to finish when I was younger then I’d be pretty concerned since that probably just means they’re really fucking autistic.

I really want to know if I could even get it working since I only have one ball since I lost one to testicular cancer.

Legends whisper of the Mono-Balldo.

"One Balldo to rule them all, One Balldo to find them, One Balldo to bring them all, and in the darkness cuck them."

As prophesied, the Electricians have arrived.

"Umm, actually, you're not supposed to play fetch with a dog next to a flag pole flying the American flag during the remembrance of Lincoln's assassination. It's considered a sign that the country is in turmoil and you've disgraced that flag, so you'll have to masturbate on it and sing the national anthem three times before gifting it to a veteran's widow so she can bury it in Arlington."

 

[The Un-Clit]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CATS AND MUFFIN, DYKE

 

[glass_houses]

Last time I tried to keep a Sicilian he just kept drinking all my wine and ordering pizzas.

I ended up just having to flush him down the toilet.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I would really love a more active space to talk about Grandma Gregory and her spanking industrial complex.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Faggot

 

[Snusmumriken]

I don't give a fuck about the tranny, but how you gonna "dead name" Oklahoma? Lmao.

We are really stretching the meaning of 'never' in 'the thing that never happens' now, aren't we

Days since The Thing That Never Happens Last Happened: 0

Do not fedpost
Do not fedpost
Do not fedpost
Do not fedpost
Do not fedpost
Nnngnngnhgghgh

You think you hate troons enough but you don't.

When decapitating someone with a chainsaw, remember to always wear your protective chaps and never cut with the tip of the blade. Safety is priority #1 when mutilating a corpse.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

He has however successfully transitioned into Tiny Tim, so there is something to celebrate.

New mukbang genre: one piece of lettuce and a sip of water, consumed over the course of two hours

god forbid a man has a hobby

I try not to make it my personality, I just collect these types of t shirts.
Fatty has to cover Xer self with a tent to go outside. We are not the same

Who comes first? The Grim reaper or Norwood reaper?