random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

jeets are so antisocial its like theyre terminators but their prime directive is OBTAIN WHITE BOBS AND VAGENE instead of terminate sarah connor.

I want to dissect you and stick needles in your brain to figure out why you people smell so bad

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

his only saving grace is that hes really low iq

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It's just...her natural hair color, this deep dark brown... People with that hair color take very stinky shits.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The fucking deer ate my volunteer potato plants. Fuck you, deer.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I definitely transitioned because I want to pretend that I am Sasuke kissing Goku. That's what I'm up to for sure, you ribbonless county fair hog.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Oi, I did a wee on the discord call, but I was catfished and it ain't even me, ya nonce."

 

[Tablet County]

Again the fucking tongue action.

On a scale of 1-Lizzo, how obese are you? Are you always fully retarded or does it come in waves?

"Well, I might be a brutish, slope-brained, inhuman barbarian who thinks whether or not basic fucking empathy for and righteous anger over the murder of helpless children should be based entirely on how fucking light their skin pigmentation is, but at least I'm honest!"

Is it normal to fap to DD boobs?

This nigga looks at Ed Edd n Eddy porn.

I'm not a racist.

I am, however, a racist.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

cultural diversifiers of the midnight persuasion

You know how women enjoying true crime is said to be a subconscious way to learn about the psychology of criminals and victims, and how to avoid being a victim yourself?

(This is funny cause you can tell guy talked to 0 true crime cunts)

I'm unfortunately alive and back at work

That or some autist managed to find 18 different, gold-standard sources to back up the bold claim that Cambodia is situated in Asia

just as an aside, can someone please explain to me why Americans think that they can give anyone else in the world shit over place names? "Let's call it Hendersonville, Tennessee! God bless America!"

 

[BirdUp]

And i watch real media, preferably women abuse videos, i also likes some beheadings of women.

 

[3MMA]

It's a part of sektur culture to have children over Internet feuds. It's the only reason mammals of the sektur reproduce, if you want to know the truth about it. Maybe next time do a little research before you commit cultural appropriation against sektur folx?

 

[BirdUp]

I don't care enough to fit it into his timeline, but here's one video where he talks about winning a badge by pretending he wasn't competing, getting the key to the competition room, and leaking information from other contestents back to his team while he apparently stayed awake the entire time in the room. I've heard reports that in these 72 hours he repeatedly shit himself and the smell kept other contestents away from the puzzle room, but can't confirm or deny it.

 

[seri0us]

because what do you know, the windowless panel van they joked about being the feds turned out actually to be the feds.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

You will not learn how to do a proper squat, stalker child.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Drawing the line at niggers when you've already done double penetration horsecock dildo bukakke schoolgirl cosplay is honestly kinda silly.

 

[Pedophobe]

Where is the Canadian Healthcare system when you need it?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

(NOT BAIT) You shouldn't play the game until they add female space marines, heres why
Before you lose it and call me "woke," listen up. There are people who have been stomped on for centuries, and we're finally at a point where we can start to make things right. How can you sit there and play a game made by devs who are openly sexist, while also refusing to add even a shred of diversity? What's the big deal with having a single marine who's intersex, lgbtq or female (they did it for custodes) in the game? Just one!

One character! They could be on screen for five seconds, and it wouldn't hurt you at all. But it would mean the world to someone who finally sees themselves represented. And who’s really the snowflake if that idea gets under your skin? They don't even need to be the main character! It blows my mind that anyone would back a game that's deliberately pandering to right-wing values. Do you even know what you're supporting, or did some World of Warcraft YouTuber just tell you to buy it?

By playing this game, you're choosing to marginalize people who deserve better. That's the point. I get that some will read this and say they don’t care, but maybe, just maybe, try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for once. All it takes is a little empathy. You don’t have to agree with them, but recognize that representation helps people feel less alone. It's sad that you're actively standing against that.

Edit: Just because you use a jester award, doesn't mean your right. Don't bother trying to rile me up because its not a good look.

Edit 2: people have been very offensive towards me and that makes me sad; however - knowing that we are winning makes all the difference

Edit 3: FREE PALESTINE!!!

Edit 4: Proud to represent LGBT for Palestine; all minorities will be represented when games workshop reacts to the pushback )))

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[Neighborhood Janny]

You shit on one paper plate and eat it and then suddenly you're the "shits on paper plates and eats it" guy for life.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Real men get ROT DOGS. They make appointments to get flayed alive, nerve damage, and a meat cylinder attached to their pubic bone. No balls. Only meat tube. Don’t forget the pump to blow your dick up to proper hardness! It will probably break but that’s expected. You have no feeling in it and she experiences no pleasure as a strangely smooth tube of flesh enters her. It’s very manly not to care for a woman’s pleasure.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The teets may be yeeted, but those hips don't lie.

I guess at least he waited until she was dead to wank off in her panties.

Hey, it's the thought that counts...

I will continue to assume he didn’t start violating her boundaries until she was gone. I like living in ignorance. Leave me alone.

Who's ready to volunteer to be Jen's first dicking in 11 weeks? You can't play the "ran away to become a monk" excuse because after those pictures we both know there is no god

Who wants to be the first to have him claim he's a squirter after an abscess bursts and gushes pus all over your dick?

true racism, which is hating someone for such nuanced and unobservable reasons that it’s like a woman being able to tell the difference between black paints.

Imagine learning all the cultures of the world, and becoming multilingual…all so your racist jokes and racist activities and racist memes can have more of an impact.

I suspect weird oriental magic at work.

Linguistically, I want to correct it, but I’ll let the record stand that I sometimes write like a total retard.

I just wanna say that I read that the day you posted it it, and I've actively been looking for just one counter example in my day to day and I cannot.

Well played sir.

majestic. shave your eyebrows jack!!! that's the only thing holding back the transformation of your own head into an orb of steak. become the meat. MEAT GUD.

Ah yes, the ridley scott defense
"Shut up cause you wasn't even there"

Drama in gross kink communities is always hilarious and totally opaque. Just this mental image of an outraged fart enthusiast, furious that he’s been jacking it to man-farts.

I’m also imagining a jazz enthusiast thinking he’s found a wonderful community devoted to scatting and OH MY GOD

This can't be real. None of this can be real.

He looks like a blowfish with down syndrome.

"Hey, can you guys clear our for a bit? I haven't shoved my face, or dick, in piss covered shit in a while and I need my space" is a weird request to make of someone else.

Holy shit, it's not often you find a literal Deep One in the wild.

 

[TheClappening]

Are you some sort of Cunnilingus Leprechaun or just flexible?