random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

Such a shame Hitler is no longer with us, I often wonder fondly what he would be up to now.

 

[ZehnBoat]

that thread is a gold mine isn't it

"Too bad Hitler's dead" - Chris, 2016

 

[Army Burger]

He draws himself getting fucked by cucumbers.

 

[meatslab]

Does it really matter that I used to not know how to change a light bulb?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

EDIT: I don't think CatParty likes me.

 

[Smutley]

Izzy needs butts. Trans butts, Lesbian butts

 

[JSGOTI]

So many pointless internet assholes and so little time.

You people belong in a ditch.

 

[*Asterisk*]

@entropyseekswork,

I enjoyed Hillary's reenactment of the towers falling. I give it a 9 out of 11.

 

[StarvingAutist]

"Too bad Hitler died in 1945, that would've been an interesting scenario"

"Viral this photo, and Meme it Up!"

"So, this is where the big boys play? Look at the adjective, play!"

 

[Hellfire]

"Everyone from KiwiFarms needs to die. They called me the "faggot" word."

 

[AA 102]

@AN/ALR-56

"I regret everything"
"And please stop asking about my emissions"

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"Pepe is a shape-shifter that will soon save humanity and the whales and the frogs and the bees and bring people together in love and friendship and peace."
- Matt Furie, creator of Pepe the Frog

 

[Postal Dude]

The Lawgiver: without salt there's be nothing to spice things up with and the people would gain sodium deficiency

 

[Ambivalenz]

also I´d like to clarify it was less "fucking a donut" and more "the donut fell apart near my weiner"

 

[RI 360]

@XYZpdq

"On this demented hate site you earn White Supremacy Points for driving Disabled Children to commit suicide!"

 

[Jaimas]

Seriously, she blew him, too? If this bitch had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck into her she'd look like a fucking porcupine.

 

[Michel]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

*inaudible and pained existential groan*

 

[DZ 305]

@balcolm, don't make me cum on u

 

[RM 810]

Literally anything from here

Boy he mad.
https://archive.is/fyMdQ#selection-18397.0-18397.31



lol so this is why he made that fuck off textwall

On a related note, he said this in another reddit thread (https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/537muv/i_thought_you_guys_would_love_this_my_sisters/d7rf0de):

My personal favourites,

you hate stumpy even though he will never rape again. It makes no fucking sense.

You hurt my feelings. I know I'm big and you assholes lying to hurt my feelings just makes me mad.

I repeat it because only once would not convey my anger adequately. It would need to be in 20 point fontsize covered in spikes.