random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Argonian Scum]

What's this from?

From some Tumblrfag, don't remember which thread though

One of the things with my schizophrenia is that a lot of facts move around. One of those facts is my age.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Go on Minichan you literally betwatted Aspergoid.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

https://www.twitter.com/todokaras/status/769628982547480576?p=p

one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards

 

[fcgh vgcf]

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

 

[Army Burger]

"yeah, sure this guy was blowing up babies in Bahrain but that was four months before he moved to the US and opened a Mosque!"

 

[Jaded Optimist]

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

http://archive.is/1P5z0#selection-341.0-341.115

Nuts Magazine gives women the chance to please gynasexual men like homosapien women have for the last 200,000 years

 

[Army Burger]

"Very wierd guy, always ordered tofu."

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

http://archive.is/RKiSo

 

[AnOminous]

View attachment 129563

http://archive.is/RKiSo

You have to love that this guy's life is so pathetic he crows over victories most users of the site slept through or didn't even notice until reading the thread about it.

 

[LulzKiller]

[31/12/2014, 5:44:21 AM] Charloppe: no one can be trans and this malicious

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sk...#.22no_one_can_be_trans_and_this_malicious.22

 

[Tranhuviya]

"Inspired by some plans from 1942, I made my own gas mask from a snorkel, a tin can, and some charcoal I made from coconut husks. It works great!"

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

[I've noticed that there haven't been any new things added to the random text things in over a year, even when we suggest new quotes.]

Anyway, here are some other quotes. They are based on True Capitalist Radio:

♫I am your host, the man they call Ghost! I'm not fucking racist! I'm a Goddamn piece of crap!♫

"Is it still considered clopping if the ponies are drawn as humans?"

 

[Rou]

[I've noticed that there haven't been any new things added to the random text things in over a year, even when we suggest new quotes.]

Anyway, here are some other quotes. They are based on True Capitalist Radio:

♫I am your host, the man they call Ghost! I'm not fucking racist! I'm a Goddamn piece of crap!♫

"Is it still considered clopping if the ponies are drawn as humans?"

@Null said there's a bug that capped off the number of quotes he can use.

 

[*Asterisk*]

@FatNero:

Why the fuck is he wearing that autism jacket?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

In reality, we're just the autistic version of busybody housewives with nothing better to do than gossip and titter.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

 

[InLivingTuna]

 

[Hellfire]

"I've had birthday parties where everyone left to go hit a bar or play D&D when I was out of the room and nobody noticed."