random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rou]

Remember, Kiwi Farms are watching, and they'll take the first man who screams.

 

[Splendid]

1. 5 minutes ago
   LordKaT I played a lot of corruption of champions
   A moment ago Unlike
   

 

[NQ 952]

1. 5 minutes ago
   LordKaT I played a lot of corruption of champions
   A moment ago Unlike

This is my politics platform. Vote for me this November.

 

[Splendid]

This is my politics platform. Vote for me this November.

Now you fucking have to do an episode of your show on CoC.
Gl;hf.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is a gem I found doing research on the cows that support $Hillary Clinton$

"Do you want to live in a state of disappointment or a state where your basic rights are denied to you?"

 

[XH 502]

I was banned for being an underage furry, lol.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-jones-twitter-abuse-deliberate-campaign-hate

I have blocked over 60,000 people on Twitter

 

[JU 199]

Do you actually understand how GRS works? Because like orgasms nowadays are like AMAZING!

 

[Ambivalenz]

You see, internet? You see what happens when you play with autism?!

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kiwi-farms-reviews.11898/page-61#post-1635912

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pedophile-acceptance-on-tumblr.22666/page-3#post-1622185

"So is it pedophilia/zoophilia if I get turned on by thinking about my two gay cat OCs meeting each other as teenagers and fucking each other?"

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Either way, I'm conflicted and my genitals yearn.

You can "feel" the virgin branding on your soul.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Molly, Prince is dead.

 

[XH 502]

porn with actual people is laughable to me and I feel nothing when I watch it XD

but hentai/yiff, well they don't get me feelin like that necessarily; I mostly admire them for the aesthetics if you know what I mean XDD

 

[ToroidalBoat]

New Age horse jizz

 

[InLivingTuna]

No, I'm not a furry, and no, I'm not gay. (At least I don't think so.......)

 

[FisterSister]

But other than that, you're really nice for a terrorist.

 

[Innocuous]

I'm seconding the Connor Bible facebook spam comments

 

[Null]

"That's enough Twitter for one day. I need to go consult with my attorney about suing everybody who was mean to me today. Toodles!"

for posterity. I can't add any more random text atm because the mysql text blob for options is full. i need to redo the mod.

 

[RV 229]

"the only person I am capable of loving is an insane nuclear engineer on a boat who wants to be eaten alive"

Quote provided by our dear leader, Null.

 

[Absinthe]

Simply autastic!!