random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[repentance]

"i've actually been talking to authorities about internet crime since january 19, 1999 and haven't gotten a fucking thing done."

Tommy Jay Wasserberg

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...erg-whistleblower.18925/page-155#post-1531287

 

[ASU]

kiss this game goodbye, mentally ill honkie

casting spells at me are you? that's risky business doing that to somebody like me. i have spirit guardians. the real kind. not ones that got conjured up in a video game.

 

[Randall Fragg]

keep telling yourself that, chickenshit anonymous sociopathic little man who gets his jollies talking shit about his intellectual and moral superiors.

 

[AP 297]

@LordCustos3,

Wrong. I don't "wonder why some people facepalm every time they interact with me." This forum was created for young, evil idiots to anonymously post their bullying and then circle-jerk with each other. Do you wonder why I facepalm every time I read an antichrist posting by a high school dropout with a stupid screen name?

 

[Ntwadumela]

"Coworker got me a frappuccino, I am happy focks."
Alex C. Leal aka desertfox899

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gabrielavocado-gabriel-azevedo.21673/

 

[ASU]

It's like a Katamari of autism.

 

[darkstar0854]

"WE MUST GET THE WANK OUT OF THIS SODDING CONTRACEPTION!"
- A Death Note fanfic called 'Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami'.

 

[Jaimas]

The name Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog,the worlds fastest hero. As you can see I'm pregnant with my first child,so I'm currently out of hero bus

 

[Army Burger]

WHY WAS THE FETA FULL OF LIQUID

WHY DIDN'T GRANDMA WARN ME

I'VE NEVER USED IT BEFORE

- JULIE TERRYBERRY

 

[Jaimas]

It's like they have a whole demonology of autistically labeled enemies nobody gives a flying fuck about in reality.

 

[Hellfire]

Through my two decades plus of being autistic I have built up a vast collection of colloquialisms, contexts, turns of phrase, sentences, and carefully mentally cataloged every single one so that I can put up some reasonable facsimile of functioning by cross-referencing what I plan to say with the context in which I am saying it and determining the potential reaction based off of that.

http://archive.is/vndwK#selection-355.330-355.717

 

[AnOminous]

http://archive.is/vndwK#selection-355.330-355.717

He's so autistic he doesn't realize why people kept doing the CelticSteelNY thing and calling him a Nazi. It was because he obviously got totally assblasted about it.

 

[Trombonista]

Just got this message on my profile:

Mylar Balloons = Sex toy.
ppl r stup!d!

 

[Randy Lahey]

whoever added dusty's salmon gutting story is a fucking hero

 

[Hellfire]

"they coerced kit into posting a picture of kits genitalia and scrutinised kits selfies and nudes constantly for a long time all to try and disprove kit being trans."

"bottom line is these scumbags hate poor trans women and need to all fucking die"

http://archive.is/6BRp3

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I am, as I philosophically reasoned once, the only true transsexual on the planet.

I used to fetishize baby baths too

 

[Sc4rface]

a unique Swiss army knife of sexual potential

 

[Feline Darkmage]

That god damned motherfucking cunt dribbling fox needs eat a fucking dick, Jesus Christ.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm sure Nintendo is about to go broke because some fat autistic attention whore no longer has Kirby as a Twitter avatar.