Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Hyperion]

Happy Father's day Bob

 

[cans.wav]

Chris is whoring himself out to us... and the things he did...

I'm pretty sure my penis can never get erect again.

 

[MetallicTunes]

I fixed the aspect ratio and flipped the video right side up, but I kind of don't want to be the guy who made Chris look better.

*Worse

 

[HumanBeanbag]

"Ello ladies, how would you like to spend a little quality time with dis sexii bodd huh... These sexxi bressh... mmmnnnn... And the thing that I was wrongfully born with down there... oooh!"​

I love how despite hating his duck, he still uses it to sell himself as a unique Swiss army knife of sexual potential. Ever the marketeer.

Also his voice at the start of the video sounds like someone close to death.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Well, it finally happened.

I found a video on the internet I can't masturbate to.

 

[Picklechu]

Cam girl saga when???

If he went on Chaturbate, Kengle would definitely give him some money.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

In which Chris realizes that he's really not a tranny woman, just tranny hooker.

I'm sure the chasers will love him.

 

[themPossibleSkid]

I'm liking Christine's marshmallows, I could be the chocolate to her in some linen cracker smores.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Chris has higher standards than Jake Rapp apparently.

At least I would bang Jake, Stephanie Bustcakes will give me nightmares for the rest of my entire life.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

@Marvin
When did Chris get that fuck pillow? ITS REAL CREEPY!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Well, save to say Chris has reached his absolute lowest point. Begging for donations and trying to whore himself out. Now I'm curious to see how he breaks these walls and gets even lower.

A younger me would have thought that there was no possible way that Chris could go any lower than this. That this was rock bottom. But I know now that Chris will find a way to go lower he always does. So now nothing to do but sit back watch and be amazed at what comes next.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Aside the creepiness his english is clearly deteriorating. To me he is talking gibberish half of the time.

 

[John Furrman]

@Marvin
When did Chris get that fuck pillow? ITS REAL CREEPY!

Over a month ago, you uneducated swine.

 

[vittek]

Holy shit. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Well done, Chris.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

He had to find some way to get his autism bux. The tugboats engine isn't fast enough to satisfy his desire for transformers.

In all seriousness, do you guys think Chris will go to jail for this?

No, I think that would require someone to take him up on the offer. So unless the police catch him in a sting he's fine.

 

[Zvantastika]

Slowly but surely getting closer to this:

The moment it does happens, it won't be a surprise at all. Horrendous, but not a surprise at least.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Who does Chris honestly think will have sex with them?

 

[Cuntster]

YouTube needed to include this on the front page of their #ProudToBe campaign.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Who does Chris honestly think will have sex with them?

All of the women.