random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[tehpope]

For fuck's sake, Britney Griner's voice makes John Wayne sound like Rita Hayworth.

 

[Pedophobe]

When you're on the internet for 16 hours a day you have all the time in the world to spread your retarded beliefs.

Ahh yes, the neck tattoo. A surefire sign of high value human capital.

I am so terribly sorry but there's been a poem.

Circumcised penises typed this post

 

[Meat Target]

This is my son, he's a mod on r/SSBM and I want him dead.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Grok is once again raping people on the internet

as the angry mans rant about jewish bolshevism entered its third hour, the prostitute began regretting her choice of career for the first time in her life

This she beast was one of my first times running into true niggadry. She had nothing but free time and she thought her best use of it was to brainstorm cliche social media posts for likes.

Honestly you should be saving this sort of shit for your MGTOW blog

Sauron would also hook @Null up with some goblins and orcs to infiltrate the troon groups causing harm to the Farms with their DDOS attacks. Simply putting them in wigs, dresses, and skirts allows them total access given they blend in to any of those groups effortlessly.

why do you keep tagging me into your fucking fanfiction bro I don't care if you think I'm like voldemort or whatever

you make a few jokes about pozzing a guy's neghole and he never forgets it. Sheesh!

I can't believe that woman blocked him for no reason, just like those other 87,000 women who did the same thing. What are the odds of him running into so many malicious and prejudiced women in a row?

It's clear you couldn't survive CoD lobbies if Hazbin Hotel fans set you off.

I mean, I hate all of modern eastern Europe in general, but at least Serbs removed kebab

auto-translated porn titles in Finnish are hilarious. Finnish uses the word for cunt where you would use fuck in English as a general curse word, so titles like "do you want to fuck me?" turns into an agressive question along the lines of "You want fucking ME?", and titles like "fucking a black girl" turns into something that sounds just like general hatered of black women.

 

[McMitch]

Well they're fags. What can you expect from fags but endless faggotry?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A crack house where I can rob the dominos dude and have a tiny outlet to charge my phone.

 

[Drip Torch]

The broom rapes you

 

[Spud]

That's the obligatory RAPE segment

 

[Aunt Carol]

What, you don't use your real name on the internet? When I was born and my parents saw signs of autism they named me in honor of this site before it even existed.

The dead don't need Doordash, their souls are nourished in heaven.
Send money for crunch wraps now please.

Yeah she is 100% hotboxing that baby.

Trans joy has a lot in common with violently murdered someone and ate their flesh joy.

Note: these quotes are paraphrased from memory and not transcripts useful for Meme Analysis.

((No, God is NOT Patrick Tomlinson))

The Lord my God has never led me to tranny pornography. He refuses to even comment on such a blasphemous concept.

Remember, that article was back in the Smurfs era.

 

[Haloperidol]

Unfortunately my reporting perms got revoked after I threated jannies with bodily harm and mutilations in extensive detail in them like once

 

[Fly in the Ointment]

Hell has no legally defined boundaries or official population statistics of its own

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan#

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now, Brezhnev is a good man and we can talk normally about sex, but in my early 20s I had to tell some that no, this is not the way.

 

[Brezhnev's eyebrows]

His hair looks like his ears have had a nuclear war with each other

 

[Laburnum]

I will be devastated if it turns out the Blizzard Breastmilk Bandit never existed.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Vote Libertarian, we're pedophiles!

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

I’m 44. I’m a horny-ass elder millennial.

 

[Wright]

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/754613/

You can just click on people's profile pictures and download them retarded fucking idiot pedophile idiotphile nigger monkey ball

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

If the Shape Store truly is a vision of Black Heaven, then I'm kind of jealous and hope I get to visit it as a day trip from White Heaven.

kinda off topic but the book also mentioned this squeezing machine they had for autists to get full body compression and it sounded amazing, child me was crawling under everything to get compressed. I just want to be squeezed to death man where can i get the autist squashing machine

Well, there goes my thirty-year streak of not-jacking-off-to-Peggy-Bundy. Thanks, pal.

I dont think christ was impaled right trough the butthole but ok

But Italians also act like they invented naked ladies so I guess it's to be expected.

Was her stylist an Xbox?

I know it's just women fashion and basically just a handbag but full of water. But I just do not fucking understand the appeal. I get a 2L bottle of barr lemonade once a fortnight and just refill that with tap water. If I can build your fucking house on that then you can eat hot chip and be bisexual on that too.

The whole premise of "red pill" is that if you play a particular game 24/7, a woman will sit on your dick more often. The problem is the game is Superman 64.

I watched the Dark Half movie a while back and was shocked by how much of it is just long distance phone calls. Like 40% of the movie is phone conversations, it's almost as bad as Left Behind

You mean like his short story about the haunted shoes in the bathroom stall or the hitchhiker that gets killed by the novelty chattering teeth?
If my wife sucked dick as good as Stephen King's writing does, I would never leave the house.

They stressed themselves into not eating bread.

If this is proven wrong, I'll buy a hat and then eat my hat

My wallet is a basic boundary, you communist dipshit.

I just wanted to point out how retarded of a choice it was for hasbro to take the cozy treehouse associated with the "friendship is magic" pony and replace it with the bitch queen's fortress of ponitude

Hell, I'd even tolerate them dating an Indian, since if you boil an Indian for long enough they turn Japanese

When the fuckwithee doesn't know he's not the fuckwither.

Jfc man, leave the dog alone

ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE WRONG. AIR SHIPS WORK SO WELL THE PTB HAD TO PSYOP EVERYONE INTO REJECTING THEM AS UNSAFE WITH THE HINDENBURG. I COULD HAVE HAD A HIGHLY FLAMABLE FLYING CAR THAT WOULD TAKE ME TO WORK SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN A REGULAR CAR BECAUSE OF THE STRAIGHT LINE DISTANCE BUT NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH FUCKING TRAFFIC LIKE SOME SORT OF PRISONER IN AN AI THOUGHT BUBBLE GIVE ME MY AIRSHIP, GIVE ME FREEDOM, WHY DON'T WE LIVE IN TIMELINE B YOU WRONG FUCKERS.

I got a D- in physics and all I learned was how to make ice cream.

What a horrifying concept. Is it 4D? Does it inflict Brain Drain like in that one Batman movie? Are they wearing capes? Please don't ever use this combination of words again.

 

[Breadbear]

cataclysmically retarded

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I like how the financial part of the financial show lasts approximately 3 minutes before the entire thing just completely devolves into two fat neckbeards screaming at each other over cartoon loli horse pussy.

Pretty kino.

I got demnetrnia
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The broads who rise to the top tend to be not so much prostitutes, but total sexual mercenaries.

I guess if he's living in his car one could argue he's in the privacy of his own home, but I doubt a judge will see it that way.

The way Western anime fans fearmonger about "Isekai" you'd think Kadokawa is one week away from developing nuclear weapons.

Highly recommend pat posting on reddit. Instead of arguing with redditors just say something like "hush child, the adults are talking"

They can't have the bitches' teats hanging low in a children's cartoon, even if it's educational.

No matter how surprisingly solid the game system, anything with furries in it eventually devolves into including shiteating fetish content.

You know, I can go along with quietly poopless butt stuff, the same way you don't worry about James Bond having tinnitus; it's a genre thing.

But this lady wrote a procedural essay on childbirth before she padded it with erotica. People are going to notice all this cross-contamination.

Then again, this is a world with a different tech tree. Maybe Viktor gets puerperal fever in the next chapter, and they end up making a lifesaving breakthrough about handwashing in the medical field.

but a kryptonian dating a black person? I mean Superman embodies truth, justice, and the american way, not robbery, menthol cigarettes, and general niggadry.

how big is nulls penis

To date there has been a photograph and a video claiming to show Null's penis. The photograph turned out to be a weather balloon. The video, claiming to show Null walking along a dried riverbed in Northern California with his dick hanging out, was later revealed to be a hoax.

Great conversation opener when all you really want in life is getting stabbed by a pregnant woman.

is the joke that they're not funny?

I just like things and ignore the "fandom".

At least coom to her actual design instead of an anime catgirl that looks like anyone else

it was really really funny when my wife and I went to Universal and I saw the tiger chick from Kung Fu Panda doing a meet and greet
then I realized she wasn't really a thicc af tiddy monster and that was just how the internet drew her

r/girldinnerdiaries is half troons posting their depraved fantasies and half delusional roasties bitching about guys out of their league that are obviously using them.

It's so over. I've lost everything. Billions must marry human wives.

wake me when we get the finger family cinematic universe

>Drinking a coffee is the EXACT same thing as a nigger shooting fent up their dickhole because they're both drugs!!!

Which was funnier: Diane Downs having a raucous little time re-enacting the crime or Darlie Routier gleefully spraying silly string on those little shits' graves?

If I ever lost my soul and no longer cared about tainting myself I'd get one of these kinds of whores and sperg out about jews, women and niggers before fucking her
Forcing some whore to listen to you be a complete chud before fucking her sounds really funny to me
Talk about obscure lolcow shit as you do so

>*fucks*
>"so I was saying, all women are fucking whores and I want to marry a cute tradwife, by the way, you're fatherless, right? and you got into whoring because of jews"

Late and gay, but auto-translated porn titles in Finnish are hilarious. Finnish uses the word for cunt where you would use fuck in English as a general curse word, so titles like "do you want to fuck me?" turns into an agressive question along the lines of "You want fucking ME?", and titles like "fucking a black girl" turns into something that sounds just like general hatered of black women.

Man in the 80s you could just do things.

Marxist eunuch seethes about ecological future because he rejects a future for children or his own culture