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[GunCar Gary]

People tried talking to her so much that she hired a witch to confidently announce at her wedding that anyone who said anything negative about their new marriage, even in private, would be cursed.

 

[LimeRikki]

I polled the 10 of the hummingbirds that are hovering around my feeders and they all said gallrein was a zog bot puppet, so that's another data point for you.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I hate Pinkie Pie actually; she is loud and annoying, much like a black woman.

i am legally retarded.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Hitler brownshirts evolved to brownskins.