🎄⛄🔔The Grand Kiwi Farms Secret Santa Showcase Thread🔔⛄🎄 - Come post, come comment, come see!

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Riding in style! Thank you Santa :) for_leathergliscor.png
 
Big ups to my SS! Really appreciate the attention to my likes/dislikes and the novel idea. I will definitely print these out and use that IRL. I do have 4 different versions of Monopoly (I am also a cryptojew). I would also like to comment on how the denominations of the banknotes mostly follow my preferences for each like:

Although I like tech 'n shiet, I also heavily dislike it. So a 1 KiwiDollar is adequate.

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I assume the symbolism behind the fiver, is my politisperging. I would probably have that at a tenner, as I most often do this than shoot my guns

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As mentioned, this should have been a fiver, but fair game nonetheless

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The 50 is very on point. Almost the ideal representation of my hypocritical hate on retards/spergs

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And replacing Ben Franklin is what I think he and I share the most fondness for - a nice pair of huge tits.

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Thanks again a lot to my SS and I wish him a very Merry Christmas and sharing lots of good moments with friends and family over the holidays! <3
 
Fucking beautiful, it plays all the hits (motorcycles, computers, Mr. bitch-tits).

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Damn, we have some pretty talented people here. No wonder the whole world is scared of us.
 
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Thankyou to my Secret Santa!
I love clear, line drawings like this because I am legally blind, so this is as if my Santa knows me personally....hmmm has my Kiwilife been rumbled?!

My Santa understood the assignment and delivered extremely well!

I am going to frame this and have it on the wall at work.

Thankyou to all Elves, Helpers, Santa's and Spiritbots for making this happen.

Merry Christmas to all Kiwi's!
 
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WHOOOAAAAAAAH BUDDYYYY!!!!
I had a real good laugh at this one lmao. Thank you so much secret santa, it's perfect - you could even say it's kino. :popcorn:
Love the angle that Ian is transitioning into a turkroach instead of a woman - a take I've never even considered - and the lifelike face of Anisa is just too accurate. Nailed it.
If you're wondering about the letters on our favorite little retards sweaters, Andi's says "cocaine" while PPP's says "chocolate starfish" :lol:

IT'S FUNNY! IT'S DETAILED! IT'S ACCURATE!

Thank you so much, it's perfect for me. :feels:

Thanks also to the organizers, Secret Santa is a blast!

Merry Christmas and all the best for the new year to all of you! 🎄
 
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Sorry to my Secret Santa for the delay
there were quite a lot of wonderful gifts this year
including mine!
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My hatred for Wizard of the coast indeed know no bounds
But something unexpected happened this year and a kiwi left a gift left me another gift
this drawing of a robo-kiwi-cop
someone did their digging and found out my favorite movie
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So the overwhelming majority of participants followed through on their gifts and I do mean overwhelming. Considering we had over 260 participants the number of flakes was shockingly low. I'm really gratified by that. However, we have had to ban a very small number of people and of course they were already in the system and had people making gifts for them. I am therefore going to share this gift someone made myself because it is too good, FAR too good to languish on some hard drive.

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I'm not aware that this piece has a title so I'm just going to call it "Moscow Meow-Meows". :feels:

I've always said that what matters in this event is the care and love you put into the gifts. But clearly outrageous talent doesn't hurt! :story:
 
Overly Serious said:
So the overwhelming majority of participants followed through on their gifts and I do mean overwhelming. Considering we had over 260 participants the number of flakes was shockingly low. I'm really gratified by that. However, we have had to ban a very small number of people and of course they were already in the system and had people making gifts for them. I am therefore going to share this gift someone made because it is too good, FAR too good to languish on some hard drive.

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I'm not aware that this piece has a title so I'm just going to call it "Moscow Meow-Meows". :feels:

I've always said that what matters in this event is the care and love you put into the gifts. But clearly outrageous talent doesn't hurt! :story:
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its says "next stop - new year!" in the corner
 
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“What happened then? Well, in Moominville, they say, Snusmumriken’s heart grew three sizes that day. And then, the true meaning of Christmas came through, and Snusmumriken found the strength of ten Snusmumrikens, plus two!”

My…my boy Snufkin has finally gotten the recognition he truly deserves…I’ve been staring at this for like an hour now and I still feel as giddy as the moment I first saw it. I feel like that one kid getting a Nintendo 64 on Christmas. THANK YOU SANTA!!!

(the inclusion of Ashy’s new album cover made me scream extra loud thank you so much from the bottom of my shriveled little heart)
 
Overly Serious said:
So the overwhelming majority of participants followed through on their gifts and I do mean overwhelming. Considering we had over 260 participants the number of flakes was shockingly low. I'm really gratified by that. However, we have had to ban a very small number of people and of course they were already in the system and had people making gifts for them. I am therefore going to share this gift someone made myself because it is too good, FAR too good to languish on some hard drive.

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I'm not aware that this piece has a title so I'm just going to call it "Moscow Meow-Meows". :feels:

I've always said that what matters in this event is the care and love you put into the gifts. But clearly outrageous talent doesn't hurt! :story:
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I haven't received my present yet. Did my Secret Santa flake out? Were my waifus too freaky? I need to know! Or else I'll have to explain to my mom what Kiwi Farms is and tell her how it ruined Christmas.
 
Gilgachad said:
I haven't received my present yet. Did my Secret Santa flake out? Were my waifus too freaky? I need to know! Or else I'll have to explain to my mom what Kiwi Farms is and tell her how it ruined Christmas.
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Either your giftgiver needed an extra day for some reason or they didn't deliver so you're getting a spirit bot gift and since they got the task late your gift is also going to be late. So just give it a day before telling mom.
 
Gilgachad said:
I haven't received my present yet. Did my Secret Santa flake out? Were my waifus too freaky? I need to know! Or else I'll have to explain to my mom what Kiwi Farms is and tell her how it ruined Christmas.
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Don't panic. Your buddy Enkidu will no doubt come through. We've now gotten out over three-quarters of the gifts, but there are a lot. I expect we'll get through the rest today.
 
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