random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DickMain]

While I agree with you I'm also concerned that you aren't just pretending to be an unhinged retard.

 

[BirdUp]

close to nutting and the video buffers with a closeup of the dude's hairy ass. zoomers don't know the horrors of real media streams.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

"Nicky, your little spray is as weak as you are. I hate to tell you to invest in a new brand but I didn't even need eye wash." - woman who got pepper sprayed by Nick Fuentes (via @Osama Bin Laden)

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can fuck your own car you buy, but you can't fuck your neighbor's car or rentals.

 

[Tablet County]

Also, what kind of person needs 'personal defence items' like dude just dig a moat the ground is literally right there.

 

[DickMain]

Literally shaking, this looks like the cover of a Hallmark channel movie about an abusive gay spouse.

Out there somewhere, right now, a jewish person is laughing about how gay you all are and there’s nothing you can do about it.

 

[BirdUp]

A “LGBTQ black immigrant in a wheelchair” is what he’s jerking the faucet to now?

Wrong again, stalker. It is you who will enjoy prism.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine if all Cthulhu did to you was make you more fuckable.

 

[Hitman One]

What is going on in this thread? It's like beauty parlor meets /pol/ in here

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's nice to find a low-level autist that's not trooned out or is into some weird sex thing. He's just happy watching Dragon Tales and seething about Trump.

he's also locked in spiritual war with an anime character to save a religion he doesn't even believe in

 

[Bill Evans 45]

She fell off the boat on her own.

The Obama's threw her a rock that was labeled "I identify as a life preserver, bigot!"

 

[Gog & Magog]

Jewish coochie hit different​

shit got me runnin round the city wit tears in my eyes saying "maybe it really was 6 million "

me around a cute jewish girl: i actually think it was 7 million

 

[PhoBingas]

They will find you.

They will huff whippets.

 

[supremeautismo]

Modern rice is good, but if you boil it for too long it becomes post-modern rice. Regular rice gets mushy and loses structure, post-modern rice starts dismantling structure and questioning your authority.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Spingle cat would never fuck with another man's money! Both you and I know that's probably more skibidi minion territory if anything.

 

[stupid frog]

Being a tranny isn't a fetish and has nothing to do with being molested as a child. Anyway here's my story about being molested as a child.

 

[DickMain]

>die for Israel
>daughter poons out
Many such cases.

 

[DumbDude43]

At the end of the horseshoe waits the eternal chud.

 

[Oliver Onions]

She is trapped in a sort of "irl fruit ninja" dynamic where every step she takes within the heavily fortified muscatobunker subjects her to a hailstorm of comestibles

 

[Gentlebastard]

I feel like some decadent Roman Senator reclining in his private box at his local Colosseum and watching my favourite porcine gladiator flail fatly against a motley of gelded genderqueer clown slaves, while trays of deep fried flamingo tongues and lil boxes of baklava are brought to me by scantily clad twinks

I dont fucking care who wins i am enjoying myself so fucking much right now

those toilets needed smiting

I love 'Muricans so much, they have the goofiest retards living the life I can only dream about.

I have 2000 hours in cities skylines I think I know what is best for you fucking ants.

Regretfully, the Trannies are at it again.

I can not understand even half of the terms these "people" are throwing around.

Be grateful, that means you are normal.

You could not draw an earnest portrait of this man without getting called a racial propagandist.

This project is doomed to be made of gay and fail.

Chilli month is actually worse and sadder than expected, I'm pretty impressed.

At the end of the horseshoe waits the eternal chud.

These types when sowing: AHAHAHA YES!
These types when reaping: Nooooo!

Suffer.

Why is a guy who looks like a 55 year old pedophile who hangs out at Pokemon tournaments, in this role?