🪦 Deceased John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

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:story: :story: :story: :story: He was going to block his latest 'girlfriend' for having sex with the Von Wolf demon, who is now shapeshifting into the form of John S. Bulla. John says for all beautiful women to kill him if they see him because he will be there to rape and kill them.

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lmao I read his encyclopedia dramatica article and he puked after drinking two cans of Steel Reserve what a fucking lightweight
 
The Julia girlfriend saga has ended with her jumping in front of a train because she would have had to wait 6 months for an apartment lease to end and wouldn't be able to marry John until then. John plans to try and resurrect her.

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After complaining about impersonation demons, John randomly repented for wanting to fuck and marry and love sexually daily so many women at once.

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John got upset because he's used Twitter for three years and has no friends or beautiful women from it.

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Those fucking cat photos...oh laws! They crack me up every time.

Also, Julia can't come to the phone right now. She had to catch the train.
 
"beautiful women, be careful not to fuck any IMPOSTORS that look and behave exactly like me!"

you know, if somebody asked him how a beautiful woman was supposed to spot a fake, i imagine his incredulous reply would be "READ THE LAMINATED NOTES YOU STUPID BITCH!! I'M JOHN, NOT THE TV! THIS IS NOT FUCKING COMPLICATED"
 
HOMO INSPECTUS said:
"beautiful women, be careful not to fuck any IMPOSTORS that look and behave exactly like me!"

you know, if somebody asked him how a beautiful woman was supposed to spot a fake, i imagine his incredulous reply would be "READ THE LAMINATED NOTES YOU STUPID BITCH!! I'M JOHN, NOT THE TV! THIS IS NOT FUCKING COMPLICATED"
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Only the TRUE and HONEST John S. (as in sexually) Bulla will have that weird ass chain thing around his neck, binders full of photos of famous women clipped from magazines, scriptures with his weird signs taped to the covers, and give off that unmistakable rape vibe.
 
"I accidentally started a group conversation with 3 women who all said they want to be my girlfriend. Now all are fucking other men." :story:

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Demonic bedbugs have coalesced into a being capable of using Twitter and are now tormenting him.

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I still love the Von Wolf Demon being his Clyde Cash.

No matter how many times he's cast back into hell, he always finds a way out to torment John.
 
John has resurrected the girl who threw herself in front of a train. He says Jesus never resurrected a "person cut into 3 parts" and says that he, John S. Bulla, is the Holy Ghost and that all religions are worshiping Satan because they can't perform miracles like him.

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