💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

he is frequently lazy about editing

Understatement. For some reason he thinks we need a 20 minute preamble about all of his tech snafus before he dives into the topic of the video. And he still positions himself as a tech guru!

 

[Bassomatic]

Maybe Jack's advice for online stuff is like that old show Tool Time with Tim Allen. Where he always hurt himself and everyone thought he was staging it but just an idiot. Basically a what not to do. If Jack says left you go right etc.

His brain damage is severe. He's always been gullible and dumb but he really can't string a thought together plus his slurring it's hard to even grasp a single sentence. Lolcows esp those possessed by a Wendigo don die easy but ma he's been on deaths door since that last stroke. In always shocked to see him alive and getting worse.

I get a little philosophical at times but it does make me ask why I lost an intern to cancer. Bright nice kid 26 and he passed. Did everything right, followed doctors orders lived healthy etc. Jack.. keeps going. I understand medicine isn't a perfect science because we don't know it all and sometimes shit goes right or shit goes wrong. But still Jack's skirted death a half dozen plus time while doubling down his risks.

One take I'd like because it's probably no more insanity than reality is what's Jacks take on the whole Diddy thing.

The soul food looks low mid to me but I'm a filthy Yankee who just likes southern cooking. Actually Mrs and I are going to a Chinese soul food place great story Jack would not like it because run by negros.

Those international calls, easy one his Chinese bot farms. Jack can't stand no one watches him and made Tammy pay to pump his views.

Sadly as as much as it pains me to think Jack probably is nearly naked all day. He's huge. Fat people do not heat or cook well. Muscle insulates better than fat and "breathes". Jack mentioned a steak knife, the same gu who needs Tam Ham to cut his food lol. What a self own.

The food wars don't make any money or get more views jacks tried it dozen of time and it always fell into same range of views as his other stuff. Hilarious he acts like he's quitting his diet for anything other than gluttony. I mean the image of the diet he's so dumb he's caught cheating over and over. Granted he's got sicker from his diet only Jack would find a way to add French fries in his diet and be healthier. Fucking Wengidos man.

 

[Shartavius]

The narcissism is the only part of Jack's bluberry pie filling brain still working, and he was never much more than that in the first place. What we've been seeing is that Jack's zombie form is just a slightly exaggerated version of the monster he was when he was alive.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

WOW SO CARNIVORE

 

[a terminal posture]

WOW SO CARNIVORE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TVyS0kzL9DM

I realize Tams is the one doing the actual work but why the fuck mash bananas with a fork instead of potato masher or try to mix viscous ingredients together with a fork instead of a big wooden spoon?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I realize Tams is the one doing the actual work but why the fuck mash bananas with a fork instead of potato masher or try to mix viscous ingredients together with a fork instead of a big wooden spoon?

POTATO MASHERS AREN'T CARNIVORE

UHH...SPOONS EITHER

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

 

[semitooth]

WOW SO CARNIVORE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TVyS0kzL9DM

"dough" looks like literal shit.
end result looks like pavement.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

WOW SO CARNIVORE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TVyS0kzL9DM

I at first thought this was going to be a no bake recipe but instead he made coal.

 

[Super Hans v2]

WOW SO CARNIVORE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TVyS0kzL9DM

How many shirts does Jack have? I swear he cycles through his Johnny Cash, Manhattan, and My Food is Vegetarian shirts as much as Kay does with her pair of Metallica and Van Halen ones.

 

[Shartavius]

I think Kay would put on one of Jack's shirts and remark on how stretched out the material feels around the tits.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

This was posted today by an older Italian Gentleman I watch. He did a "Breadless Pizza" & they look a hell of lot better than the monstrosities Jack ever made. Also, this man has about 25 years at least on Jack and gets around way better than fatty.

 

[Tiresome]

This was posted today by an older Italian Gentleman I watch. He did a "Breadless Pizza" & they look a hell of lot better than the monstrosities Jack ever made. Also, this man has about 25 years at least on Jack and gets around way better than fatty.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gfnzTCJYe8g

Eggplant pizza is delicious. Jack would never because he'd be enraged that the crust isn't made of GUD MEET.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Eggplant pizza is delicious. Jack would never because he'd be enraged that the crust isn't made of GUD MEET.

Also Jack thinks vegetables are poison

 

[Begemot]

Jagoff is offended that Kaepernick kneeled and "disrespected the troops". Meanwhile every memorial day Jack tells veterans to stfu about remembering dead soldiers and ruining his gluttonous vibes. He also tells veterans that his experience is just as valid as their own because he had a few friends that were deployed to war and that is exactly the same as actually being a soldier during wartime.

That sounds fucked, are there any youtube videos of this?

 

[p1138]

That sounds fucked, are there any youtube videos of this?

No, just search the thread for memorial day, he spergs about it on FB and twitter claiming it's not a day to be sad, and he's going to celebrate the sacrifices of dead troops by eating and so on.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Also Jack thinks vegetables are poison

Jack eating vegetables is a form of cannibalism

 

[abobe]

WOW SO CARNIVORE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TVyS0kzL9DM

I know damn well those bananas were bitter and didn't taste good. What retard puts in unripe bananas in the fridge then tries to drum up a conspiracy about them browning so fast while they're still unripe. Oh yeah I forgot Jack has been warning us that our food is killing us and the FDA is evil.

 

[biggacracka]

our food is killing us and the FDA is evil.

If i may be the devil's advocate for a moment, it IS fda approved food that is slowly killing fatty.
Now, the fda may have approved dubious shit and still will, but they also didn't take into account an absolute obeast drinking 14 bang's a day and eating 3 pound of butter straight from the tub

 

[JambledUpWords]

If i may be the devil's advocate for a moment, it IS fda approved food that is slowly killing fatty.
Now, the fda may have approved dubious shit and still will, but they also didn't take into account an absolute obeast drinking 14 bang's a day and eating 3 pound of butter straight from the tub

It’s all the FDA’s fault. Jack was force fed burgers, pizza, soda, and fried chicken. The FDA has been in his house since he was a kid, force feeding him the foods that made him fat. Jack had no choice. We must feel sorry for Jack.

 

[biggacracka]

It’s all the FDA’s fault. Jack was force fed burgers, pizza, soda, and fried chicken. The FDA has been in his house since he was a kid, force feeding him the foods that made him fat. Jack had no choice. We must feel sorry for Jack.

I now imagine Jack having a meltdown like Daniel Larson's motel trying to kill him
"THE FDA'S TRYING TO KILL ME, THE FDA'S TRYING TO KILL ME"