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By the way, I wouldn't mind a proper all-female version of Lord of the Flies - girls can be nasty as fuck.
 
*long, exasperated sigh* I don't have enough fucking alcohol for this. If someone asks for your pronouns before even knowing whether or not you're trans, they're a nutcase and you should run far away from them.

(alternate title: "tumblr would argue appearance doesn't dictate gender but remember that this whole website believed infinite chocolate was legit so that's the level of intelligence we're dealing with")

I feel like I've said this before but whatever. Legitimate trans people put as much effort as possible into presenting as their intended identity, with all the resources available (so for example if a MTF isn't on hormones yet she'll still make sure her facial hair is totally nonexistent, learn to use makeup correctly, speak more softly etc). Even if you can tell it's a tranny, you'll be able to recognize the effort and the intent.
I don't care if nobody asked. It's like 5 am and i'm out of fucks to give
 
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I found this dumbass reply to a post on my dash and uncovered a bit of a baby cow. They claim to be 14 (which I'm unsure is real, since they're an 'age slider'), so not a real cow ofc, but they're still a trip. And yes, everything is in that terrible font color
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>I'm really really really passionate about transformers

hmm.. okay

>" I LOVE ALL OF THE MOVIES"

O-oh okay.. uhm.. alright.

>triggered by mr. rogers

>is 14.

I hope they grow to be the biggest lolcow they can.

And what the fuck is with that font, it hurts to even look at that. I can't even read that or else I literally might go blind.
 
Is no one goimg to be concerned over the fact they claim to be a 14-year old little

As in DDLG

As in this "sex-repulsed" minor is trying to integrate with a very unsettling sexual/kink community with a long history of borderline or outright pedo/predatory behavior and manipulation of mentally unwell people

Because that shit's putting up more red flags than a slalom run
 
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Man, what is it about Warrior Cats that attracts these autists?

Hypodermic Johnny said:
Is no one goimg to be concerned over the fact they claim to be a 14-year old little

As in DDLG

As in this "sex-repulsed" minor is trying to integrate with a very unsettling sexual/kink community with a long history of borderline or outright pedo/predatory behavior and manipulation of mentally unwell people

Because that shit's putting up more red flags than a slalom run
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I believe "little" originally referred to an alter that was younger than the body. I've seen plenty of people with DID (and/or people faking it) reeing about the term being appropriated by the DD/LG kink. Good salt.
 
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I found this dumbass reply to a post on my dash and uncovered a bit of a baby cow. They claim to be 14 (which I'm unsure is real, since they're an 'age slider'), so not a real cow ofc, but they're still a trip. And yes, everything is in that terrible font color
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aw, look at the wee little lolcalf. ain't it just the cutest? seriously though, i hope this is either an elaborate joke or a fourteen year old who'll eventually mature. "confrontation tw" though lmao.
 
My god, they have "my crutches" listed under things they like. Like it's some kind of accessory. I'm pretty sure if you asked any actual physically disabled person "Hey you really love your mobility aid right?" they'd be like "... I mean I like that it helps me get around."

Dunno why I'm bothering to say all this, we all know the kid's tarded already.
 
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Tl;dr
- if you fantasise about men who aren't real, you're a lesbian
- if you like a guy who can't like you back, you're a lesbian
- if you fetishise fake f/f relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you get crushes that you don't want to be actual relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you're favourite character in a show is "gay" or "butch" coded, you're a lesbian

Plus thrilling information on how to coach yourself to be a lesbian!
 
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Tl;dr
- if you fantasise about men who aren't real, you're a lesbian
- if you like a guy who can't like you back, you're a lesbian
- if you fetishise fake f/f relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you get crushes that you don't want to be actual relationships, you're a lesbian
- if you're favourite character in a show is "gay" or "butch" coded, you're a lesbian

Plus thrilling information on how to coach yourself to be a lesbian!
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I actually have multiple tales of people (including myself) forcing themselves to be lesbians for years as young teenagers because of these kinds of posts... stuff like this has been around since about 2012, before and during the rise of passive-aggressive uwu culture and more focus on gender politics. At first it'd be "hmmm maybe i am a lesbian/gay/whatever!" and then if you realized you weren't within the next few months you'd be forced to stick with it because of people being overly aggressive about you having a realization about your identity. And that's just not cool in the land of Tumblr - if you pick a label, you gotta stick to it, or you're a faker! And then you get accused of a bunch of other stuff too. Not healthy or fun.
 
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Do you like pussy? Congratulations, you're a lesbian.
Do you like dick? Congratulations, you're straight.
Do you like both? Congratulations, you're bi.

It's that easy.
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what do you call a person who doesnt like either genitals?
 
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That's what we call 'fetishization' and most actual trans people wouldn't want you fetishizing that they have the wrong parts.
 
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