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HinRai said:
It's an asexual crush I think, although why the need to specify I don't know, it's like calling someone your queerplatonicpartner instead of your best friend.
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Oh lord. Kill me for knowing this.

A squish is a platonic crush - kind of like the whole "bromance" thing and "I love you dearly not queerly". It's someone you love dearly and intensely but don't want to fuck or romance. Like super best friends. And yeah, it's primarily used by asexuals.

I don't know why this chick is thinking it makes them lesbians or something. It has nothing to do with orientation.
 
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Dunno about you guys but I'm feeling kinda barfgender now.
 
fishercat said:
God dammit, people saying shit like "my squish" instead of "my crush" is so fucking stupid. What does that even mean?
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What it means, like all tumblrisms, is "I am a retarded degenerate. Avoid me at all costs or get burned."
 
neverendingmidi said:
Mood is not gender. Mood is not fucking gender. Mood is not goddamn fucking gender.

And neither is mayonnaise.
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I know I'm not going to be the first or last to ask this question, but the one question the phrasing of the post brings up: What exactly is these people's concept of gender? the constant use of murky non-specifics really does call that into question. Hell, do these people even know what the fuck they mean? Or, would that require actual self-examination skills tumblr has historically shown it doesn't have because really, most posts in this thread sound like the ramblings of a junkie when divorced from context.

Post-Marxist critical discourse must be one hell of a drug.
 
Die Wotansperg said:
I know I'm not going to be the first or last to ask this question, but the one question the phrasing of the post brings up: What exactly is these people's concept of gender? the constant use of murky non-specifics really does call that into question. Hell, do these people even know what the fuck they mean? Or, would that require actual self-examination skills tumblr has historically shown it doesn't have because really, most posts in this thread sound like the ramblings of a junkie when divorced from context.

Post-Marxist critical discourse must be one hell of a drug.
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Gender is whatever they want it to be. Gender is essentially meaningless now.
 
Gender for them is as interchangeable as a pair of non-gender-specific clothing items (pants)
 
RIck Sanchez said:
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Tumblr is filled with such great advice. "There's nothing wrong with taking drugs in lieu of confronting personal problems. There are no negative consequences to self-medication and taking pills whose effects on the body are harmful or not yet studied."
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Why do so many tumblr users refer to themselves as 'my x ass', it's at the point where anyone using that phrase just gets automatically considered an idiot by my kiwi ass.
 
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RIck Sanchez said:
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Tumblr is filled with such great advice. "There's nothing wrong with taking drugs in lieu of confronting personal problems. There are no negative consequences to self-medication and taking pills whose effects on the body are harmful or not yet studied."
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There's a pill right here that'll stop that poster being able to hear their detractors
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I wonder if these kids are going to bleed their britches this 4th of july because fireworks is cultural appropriation from China or something.

They always seem to sperg about the holidays like Halloween, Day of the Dead, Thanksgiving... but I don't remember if they have a hate-boner for American Independence Day.

Probably do just because America = Racists
 
Tame Sake said:
I wonder if these kids are going to bleed their britches this 4th of july because fireworks is cultural appropriation from China or something.

They always seem to sperg about the holidays like Halloween, Day of the Dead, Thanksgiving... but I don't remember if they have a hate-boner for American Independence Day.

Probably do just because America = Racists
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Yeah most see it as a celebration of colonialism and genocide.
 
I'm debating making a thread for this squirrelkin, although I dont want to dig into them enough. Someone else found these for me.



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I haven't seen anyone chimp out this much about pigs since ... oh.
 
What the hell. First of all, I do hope that matricide is a troll or that the police in their country deliver justice, because how much more of a confession do you need?

To the human (calling them a squirrel is an insult to actual squirrels):

"SHE DIED FROM LIVING NON VEGAN TOO LONG"

No she didn't. For 14 years, 40% of my diet consisted of chicken. If your logic was actually true, I would have died several times over by now. Fact is, you killed your mother because her life-saving medicine contained a substance (made mainly of skin and bones) which you wouldn't consume. You were so self-centered, that you killed one of the people of the life who may (I do not know the human's past at this point, sorry about that) have cared about you without any regret.

(As you can see, I'm angry here, as I'm a filial person. Sorry about this being my first impression to many of you here.)
 
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