Random Tumblr posts

[Piga Dgrifm]

You could have saved a lot of time by typing "because I'm stupid and an asshole."

Today I learned that working a shitty minimum wage job with douchebag customers is a privilege and an exercise in white supremacy. Thanks, Tumblr!

 

[BlueChan]

 

[Rilakkuma]

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I don't get it?

 

[Yamyam]

I don't get it?

Its the all white people are serial killers joke

 

[Meowthkip]

You could have saved a lot of time by typing "because I'm stupid and an asshole."

Don't ever expose yourself to different opinions.

Its the all white people are serial killers joke

Nobody black has ever been a serial killer.

... Wait.

 

[kidsquid]

Another of those glorious posts showing how ridiculous tumblr is came on my dash - apologies if any of these have been posted before.

Spoiler: I'm not racist, I'm just a giant bigoted twat

Spoiler: Triggered by the space core

Spoiler: Only trans people are allowed to use the trans prefix

Spoiler: MLK spinnin' so fast he's probably at the Earth's core

Spoiler: TAG YOU'RE FRUIT!!11!1!!

Spoiler: Who even is straight? Nearly everyone

Spoiler: Eastern Europe does not exist

Spoiler: It triggers the rest of us

Spoiler: Hun we'd be dead

 

[Fiddleford]

I think someone needs to check on the undertale fandom I don't think they're doing okay

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[Dismaying Tree]

I think someone needs to check on the undertale fandom I don't think they're doing okay

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At least the two replies below it are sensible.

 

[Yamyam]

I think someone needs to check on the undertale fandom I don't think they're doing okay

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[Cassowary]

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The person who made those audio snippets as a whole gallery full of them on soundcloud, with recordings such as this:

Spoiler: He doesn't even have a bladder

This person isn't a minor, but I've heard that a lot of people who make these things are .

 

[Meowthkip]

The person who made those audio snippets as a whole gallery full of them on soundcloud, with recordings such as this:

Spoiler: He doesn't even have a bladder

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This person isn't a minor, but I've heard that a lot of people who make these things are .

It's one thing to be a dirty skeleton fucker, but if you want the skeleton to go pee-pee that's just too fucking far, my friend.

 

[Yamyam]

It's one thing to be a dirty skeleton fucker, but if you want the skeleton to go pee-pee that's just too fucking far, my friend.

undertale was a mistake

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The recording: https://8tunes.com/alwaysaslutforsans/nsfw-undertale-omorashi-sans-wets-himself

Why are people attracted to literal skeletons? I mean, what will the fat acceptance bloggers say!?

 

[fishercat]

The person who made those audio snippets as a whole gallery full of them on soundcloud, with recordings such as this:

Spoiler: He doesn't even have a bladder

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This person isn't a minor, but I've heard that a lot of people who make these things are .

Can we nuke the world now?

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: They grow up so fast...

Spoiler: Slayed by the sex bots

Spoiler: The rabid hole never ends

Spoiler: Well, I'll be a son of a bitch

 

[Fiddleford]

The recording: https://8tunes.com/alwaysaslutforsans/nsfw-undertale-omorashi-sans-wets-himself

Why are people attracted to literal skeletons? I mean, what will the fat acceptance bloggers say!?

...I knew clicking on that would be a bad idea but I did it anyway. Hell is real.

 

[sassyma seed]

undertale was a mistake

fandom is the greatest mistake ever made

 

[Melkor]

 

[Fiddleford]

 

[Melkor]

Spoiler: Undertale NSFW

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His dick starts at the back of his pelvis. That's not how anatomy works.