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Lunete said:
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"any sexualities/genders I missed"
wew, what does it say about tumblr that it gets to the point where these gender spergs can't even follow the sheer amount of shit people come up with

everyevery about this is stupid but what the fuck is 26? is being POC considered a sexuality now?

also, all of these read like they were AI generated
 
It's Tumblr, so my guess is you post a heavily-filtered selfie of yourself in a flower crown and tag it '#smol soft bean quoiromantic stellarian boi'.
 
Lez said:
Apparently I missed my day to celebrate. :( I'll have to wait until next year...
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Luckily for you, you don't have to wait! Tumblr says you can change your gender and sex as much as you'd like!* Pick a random one out of the hat, celebrate and claim to be oppressed, then switch back the day after! If anyone gives you shit, they're a bigot*.

*Except if you're white, cis or hetero.
 
Oscar Wildean said:
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It took less than five seconds to debunk this post with information about Kate Winslet choosing not to wear the wet suit for authenticity. Weirddyke deleted but her dumb post is preserved for all to see. At least tons of people with common sense corrected it. And she got hypothermia, not pneumonia.
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"Pneumonia's bad, but you know what's worse? DOUBLE pneumonia!You, like, have it at the same time... or something...?"
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Anyway, did you know that if you're told it's bad to be a cheating bastard, you're actually being oppressed?
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Who. Says these things.
The answer is no one. No one says them.

I thought being a plain-old thot was supposed to be "empowering". No, now its our responsibility to use strawman arguments in order to convince the masses that sexual ethics don't exist and that you (yes, YOU) are a toxic prude.
 
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And the whole train applauded



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source: http://bborzoi.tumblr.com/post/155625681890/you-know-what-trope-pisses-me-off-the-most-when
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I bet most of these people are milquetoast shut-ins who can't even take a step outside without being triggered by people not using their made-up neopronouns/being disagreed with/teh ebil cishets/random fictional pairings/anything that they even mildly dislike.


Also the OP's About/list of privileges page is a riot.

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Source:http://bborzoi.tumblr.com/post/87263930310/list-of-privileges
Archive:http://archive.li/bkIJB
 
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rianzi said:
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And the whole train applauded



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more pics


source: http://bborzoi.tumblr.com/post/155625681890/you-know-what-trope-pisses-me-off-the-most-when
Archived SOurce:http://archive.li/3vVVk

I bet most of these people can't even take a step outside without being triggered by people not using their made-up neopronouns/being disagreed with/teh ebil cishets/random fictional pairings/anything that they even mildly dislike
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Good thing none of these people will ever own a gun, then.
 
Dear Tumblrina,

Told my hair it wasn't curly, just #problematic. Hair remained indifferent to consciousness-raising re: racial politics. Am I doing it wrong?

Yours, etc.

A. White-Shitlord
 
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