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Great GodBear, this thread has seen more discussion about Chris since the Time of the Barbussy!

When's the last time you remember logging in to see the 'Random Chris Update' thread has gotten 10+ pages within a 24-hour period?
 
You live your whole life doing the best you can. Hell, you dedicate your life to healing. It's one of life's sick jokes, that the majority of people will only know about you because you're the half-brother of one of the biggest retards on the planet.
If you were a relative of Chris, how would you avoid this fate?
 
The Man With No Name said:
We are reaching the end of Christory to the point that the only Chris-chan news I'm expecting to hear is he died. I think he's just brain-fried and there's nothing left for him to do anymore that isn't "da Merge"
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frankly I think Chris could be somewhat exciting if he ever fucking finished more Sonichu comics or went all in on being a faux-messiah.
Make another Sonichu comic! A proper one! Or just go all Mohammad and really make a fake religion. Give the people something else to tear into. But no, Chris is aging, it's weird to think he's 44 years old and he'll likely rot away for at minimum 20 more.
 
Numbers said:
You live your whole life doing the best you can. Hell, you dedicate your life to healing. It's one of life's sick jokes, that the majority of people will only know about you because you're the half-brother of one of the biggest retards on the planet.
If you were a relative of Chris, how would you avoid this fate?
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Make a comic combining Super Mario and Link and then plow your father, make your own online legacy.

Also in case nobody else has: IMG_9659.gif
 
CFC-12 said:
Bob always struck me as a guy who was very book smart but pretty bad at dealing with other people. I mean, he was clearly a capable guy and a good engineer; you don't just get invited to work on ICBMs if you're a complete dumbass. He knew his shit when it came to electronics and engineering.

On the flip side, he fucked up with his first family bad enough that he basically had no contact with his kids after the divorce, and Chris was borderline unaware of their existence. And then afterwards he chose to marry Barb, despite the fact that the woman is a walking ball of red flags, and stayed with her until his death. I think he was genuinely a smart man who accomplished a lot in his time on this planet, and he was very proud of what he was able to achieve in his field, but at the same time that doesn't necessarily translate into knowing how to deal with other people or manage interpersonal relationships.
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Something tells me he was one of those pieces of shit who treats their first family like utter shit for no reason then abandons them and treats their next family like they're divinity. John Lennon did the same shit and his first son never started a family because he was terrified that he would turn into his scumbag father, it's a mental disorder and I can't remember what it's called.
 
Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Chris has a half-sister on Bob's side too. She has a PhD in math and works/worked for the federal government. AFAIK she's probably the most normal one because she was the only one that was full no-contact with Bob, and didn't even attend his funeral.
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Imagine one child being a PhD, the other one being an MD and the third one being a mentally ill troon who's a literal mother fucker and embarrassment wherever he goes.
Just goes to show you if you already have 2 good children, don't push your luck. Especially when your uterus is long past its expiration date.
 
it's a miracle he only interacted with Chris once and never lost his dignity to whatever shenanigans that could've possibly happened. rest in pepperoni dude, you were probably one of the most successful Chandlers out there.
 
Juaco said:
it's a miracle he only interacted with Chris once and never lost his dignity to whatever shenanigans that could've possibly happened. rest in pepperoni dude, you were probably one of the most successful Chandlers out there.
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Yeah and it was in the 90s when Chris was less notorious and more normal (well, compared to later)
 
I read the obituary page and I've seen some edgelords already try to shit it up with disrespectful, unfunny tributes. How the hell are CWC's half-brother's family going to feel when they read all this?

DON'T. ADD. TO. THEIR. PAIN.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU SAD LOSERS.
 
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Completely off topic, but I was rewatching bits and pieces of GamerFromMars’ doc yesterday and upon him bringing up the Keffals interview, that got me thinking, does Keffals still have the full interview tier on his Patreon?


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Turns out he doesn’t. This means it’s potentially lost media.
 
Dr J said:
Worst part is, there wasn't much in it. Bob's divorce from his first wife was finalised in 1980 and he married Barb in 1980. I don't think he left his first wife for Barb. At least, that's not indicated
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All we really got is Chris’s words over him singing, likely drunk, at karaoke and afterwards she “chased him down the hall”, whatever that means in Chris’s head.

Don’t know what Bob ever saw in Barb, likely he was still sore from the divorce but that’s a whole other can of worms…
 
Dr J said:
He was on the rebound and she was a predatory woman. Not much else to it.

Also, I just realised Bob's first wife is still alive at 91 years old!!
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A while ago I remember looking for info on this, but was unable to find information on if she was still alive or dead. This is the first time I've seen proof that Patricia is still alive. Amazing how she isn't mentioned once in Christory.
 
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