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Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Chris has a half-sister on Bob's side too. She has a PhD in math and works/worked for the federal government. AFAIK she's probably the most normal one because she was the only one that was full no-contact with Bob, and didn't even attend his funeral.
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Really makes you wonder what exactly happened with Bob and his family. Running off and whoring isn't exactly some lifetime no contact order, so whatever he did impacted BOTH kids of both sexes. I think I recall that Bob was separated from his first family already when he met Barb, so it wasn't like she was some wedge. So what was it? Money, like maybe him splurging their college savings on something wouldn't elicit that much of a reaction from his kids decades later, and Bob seemed the more in tune with money management.

Then you have Cole completely ditching his family at 17 and going off on his own. So both sets of parent's kids, wrote them off, nearly completely? Maybe Bob and Barb were just absolute horrible human beings, but then the thought pops in that they had stuff fairly together. No living in cars, or drug usage. So what the fuck was it with those two?
 
AMHOLIO said:
Earlier, it was stated that "following a brief illness" is code for something like rectal cancer. How often is Chris getting any sort of annual check ups or proper medical care?

I do love the idea of his current tard wrangler forcing him to get a colonoscopy, but I can't believe it. Chris might die from something completely preventable.
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I could see that.
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Really makes you wonder what exactly happened with Bob and his family. Running off and whoring isn't exactly some lifetime no contact order, so whatever he did impacted BOTH kids of both sexes. I think I recall that Bob was separated from his first family already when he met Barb, so it wasn't like she was some wedge. So what was it? Money, like maybe him splurging their college savings on something wouldn't elicit that much of a reaction from his kids decades later, and Bob seemed the more in tune with money management.

Then you have Cole completely ditching his family at 17 and going off on his own. So both sets of parent's kids, wrote them off, nearly completely? Maybe Bob and Barb were just absolute horrible human beings, but then the thought pops in that they had stuff fairly together. No living in cars, or drug usage. So what the fuck was it with those two?
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Autism. They were autistic cunts. Chris got it from both of them.
 
Ygolonac said:
Did Bob ever show signs of being notably intelligent himself, consisting two kids are doctors.
I know he worked at general electric or something but I kind of wrote that off as boomers getting handed those types of jobs with no education and a firm handshake.
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No he worked as an engineer for years, filed patents and owned two houses because he was a complete retard.
 
Troon_Patrol said:
I always took David Chandler as proof Bob was at least an intelligent man. Barb was dumb as box of sand even when she wasn't senile. RIP to an accomplished Chandler.
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Chris inherited his boundless creativity from Bob ( who else would think to combine Pikachu... with Sonic!!) and his sexual attraction to family members from Barb. Truly Gods gift.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Really makes you wonder what exactly happened with Bob and his family. Running off and whoring isn't exactly some lifetime no contact order, so whatever he did impacted BOTH kids of both sexes. I think I recall that Bob was separated from his first family already when he met Barb, so it wasn't like she was some wedge. So what was it? Money, like maybe him splurging their college savings on something wouldn't elicit that much of a reaction from his kids decades later, and Bob seemed the more in tune with money management.
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It could be as simple as them feeling betrayed. Parents separating is a shitshow and sometimes kids take sides, especially against the parent who initiates the split.
 
Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Chris has a half-sister on Bob's side too. She has a PhD in math and works/worked for the federal government. AFAIK she's probably the most normal one because she was the only one that was full no-contact with Bob, and didn't even attend his funeral.
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Carol has got to be one of the most mysterious figures in all of the Chris Chan lore. It is strange that to this day we don't even have a photo of her. The CWCKI uses the Amiibo Chris made of her.
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Really makes you wonder what exactly happened with Bob and his family. Running off and whoring isn't exactly some lifetime no contact order, so whatever he did impacted BOTH kids of both sexes. I think I recall that Bob was separated from his first family already when he met Barb, so it wasn't like she was some wedge. So what was it? Money, like maybe him splurging their college savings on something wouldn't elicit that much of a reaction from his kids decades later, and Bob seemed the more in tune with money management.
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I don't think it is that complicated. Parents separating and divorcing is hard on children. Especially when it occurs during the teenage years the way it did for David and Carol. That would be one thing, but then they had to watch their father run off and start a new family with someone else. Which was with a woman who if they ever did meet most likely treated the two of them like they were crap.

I have an uncle through marriage who went through something similar as a teenager. His father abandoned their family so he could go across the country to shack up with an old girlfriend from his past and raise her kids. While he and his siblings actually had a really good relationship with his new wife (she from what I heard is a really kind hearted woman who didn't understand the circumstances of what her new husband did), his siblings eventually cut off ties with their father over the ensuing years. When his father was eventually on his death bed, my uncle unloaded on him for doing what he did.

The Parent-Child relationship can be a very fragile thing. Even a mild road bump can create resentment issues. We obviously will never have definitive answers on what actually happened or what Bob was actually like as a father to them. It however is not that difficult to see based on what we do actually know why his children had issues with him.
 
Mihael Keehl said:
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RIP to the guy, thankfully he stayed away from Chris’s orbit and he is the evidence that Bob’s parenting wasn’t the best but it still was able to produce functional adults (which means age really did a number or barb and the autism just were too much). May he and his father rest in peace.

Anyway,

Sometimes I wonder how much of is even Chris doing these tweets. Either he has whatever tard wrangler is currently holding the honorable position to do the tweets for him or at least he is under constant surveillance so he doesn’t over share anything.

If this was unchained Chris, he definitely would be talking on and on about what kind of sonichu this man’s poor soul is now trapped inside in his own messed up version of the afterlife, with it all being framed in the most tone deaf “and that’s a good thing” way possible

So basically we got Chris Chan PR department before GTA 6
FinnSven said:
I wonder if Doctor David’s family are going to prevent Chris from attending the funeral.

It doesn’t sound like he wants to, but Chris is unpredictable.

They must have heard about Barbgate and possibly looked into Chris after.
Either they knew generally about Chris and his antics before, or they would have had a horrible surprise afterwards.

Even if he showed up and behaved himself, the family would have to explain to others present who Chris is.

That’s not a situation anyone would want.
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I doubt Chris would want to go in the first place, even if he wasn’t himself. Like he said, they only met each other once so there wasn’t much there to truly bond them together besides coming from the same ballsack.

But Chris’s current tard wrangler might want to get a few lols from the situation so they might sic Chris into the event and see what happens. But then again, it’s also likely nothing happens (like most of Christory after the jail saga)

I think it’s best for all of Chris doesn’t appear, he doesn’t deal with death well (he likely even doesn’t even understand it anymore) and he will make everyone there uncomfortable with his oger esque appearance alone.

LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Carol has got to be one of the most mysterious figures in all of the Chris Chan lore. It is strange that to this day we don't even have a photo of her. The CWCKI uses the Amiibo Chris made of her.
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Carol chandler is the Barbara Soprano of Christory, the one family member that stayed the hell away from everything and thus we know very very little about her, invoking a sense of mystery and perhaps even relief someone was able to get away from this mess before it could even begin. Iirc, she didn’t even show up on Bob’s funeral so either she is that busy and/or her and bob didn’t have a good relationship which does seem to be the more likely explanation.

Either way, it does prove that the Weston side of the bloodline is the truly rotten one as the only three specimens we got, Chris, Barb and Cole, all seem to be different flavors of narcissistic idiots.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
But, I maintain if Chris ever had ANYONE in his life that had a fucking clue what they were doing, weren't just looking for the easiest way out, and could have led Chris to living independently, he at least could have lived a respectable life.
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It's not that Chris' parents had no idea what they were doing. It's that they absolutely could not accept that he was a tard, and made all their decisions on that basis. They literally moved counties so they could bury their heads in the sand and have him mainstreamed instead of getting him the proper care that he needed
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
That would be one thing, but then they had to watch their father run off and start a new family with someone else. Which was with a woman who if they ever did meet most likely treated the two of them like they were crap.
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Worst part is, there wasn't much in it. Bob's divorce from his first wife was finalised in 1980 and he married Barb in 1980. I don't think he left his first wife for Barb. At least, that's not indicated
 
Strangolapreti said:
I know barb's family hated her because she's barb, but what's the deal with Bob's family? Why do they had such few interactions with Bob?
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The lore I'm aware of is that Bob was the stereotypical "Silent Generation dad" who neglected his wife and children, and might have already been in the process of replacing his aging wife for a younger woman considering how quickly he shacked up with Barb (within a year of meeting her). He was already lonely as an only child and had no other younger generations in his family tree but his own children.

Barb was probably a factor in the estrangement as well, as I recall she was sour about the idea that Bob had a wife and children before her (despite being a single mother herself). She actively wanted Bob to spend less time with Patricia, Alan and Carol.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
No he worked as an engineer for years, filed patents and owned two houses because he was a complete retard.
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Bob always struck me as a guy who was very book smart but pretty bad at dealing with other people. I mean, he was clearly a capable guy and a good engineer; you don't just get invited to work on ICBMs if you're a complete dumbass. He knew his shit when it came to electronics and engineering.

On the flip side, he fucked up with his first family bad enough that he basically had no contact with his kids after the divorce, and Chris was borderline unaware of their existence. And then afterwards he chose to marry Barb, despite the fact that the woman is a walking ball of red flags, and stayed with her until his death. I think he was genuinely a smart man who accomplished a lot in his time on this planet, and he was very proud of what he was able to achieve in his field, but at the same time that doesn't necessarily translate into knowing how to deal with other people or manage interpersonal relationships.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Really makes you wonder what exactly happened with Bob and his family. Running off and whoring isn't exactly some lifetime no contact order, so whatever he did impacted BOTH kids of both sexes. I think I recall that Bob was separated from his first family already when he met Barb, so it wasn't like she was some wedge. So what was it?
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It is one of the things I've always been quite fascinated about. From the outside looking in Bob never seemed like all that bad a guy but his kids wanted absofuckinglutely NOTHING to do with him. Full on zero contact for the old man. Barb I get. She's pretty downright awful but Bob seemed at the very least decent.

We'll probably never know but its interesting to speculate about.
 
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