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Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, but David Alan Chandler, Chris's ophthalmologist half-brother from Bob's side, has passed away.

:null: on the Twitter post I called him his step brother because I completely forgot the term half brother existed. Sorry

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Mihael Keehl said:
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What's worse, chris chan deciding you are now part of his extended lore universe insanity after death, or an indian saying he will see you in valhalla when you didn't believe in that and he knows that.

Also, is this the brother that shot the magic gun? I don't know my chris lor, but I remember Null talk about it once and how insane he would sound trying to explain to border agents in a foreign nation why the gun needs to be allowed into the country if he were to claim it.
 
Kenyaware said:
He won't try to attend it at all.
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Probably not, but he can be unpredictable.

As far as I have seen, he hasn’t indulged in any public freakouts, and even when he was thrown out of that convention a while back, he left with comparatively minimal fuss.
No tard rage or curling up into a ball and refusing to move.

In his version of logic, he could think that no one would object to his presence if he was just attending quietly.
He might now generally believe his behavior is quite reasonable and his half brothers family would understand he is just there to pay respects.

Of course he would show up in his ridiculous get up and green dyed hair, so even if he was calm and “respectful” he would still cause a stir.
Homer Simpson said:
What's worse, chris chan deciding you are now part of his extended lore universe insanity after death, or an indian saying he will see you in valhalla when you didn't believe in that and he knows that.

Also, is this the brother that shot the magic gun? I don't know my chris lor, but I remember Null talk about it once and how insane he would sound trying to explain to border agents in a foreign nation why the gun needs to be allowed into the country if he were to claim it.
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The only gun story and a brother I know is that Cole claimed that Barb shot a revolver at a reinforced door and the bullet ricocheted, nearly killing him.

This David Alan had nothing to do with that,

Unless there is another gun story I haven’t heard?
 
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Solid Snek said:
I always loved that he seemed so normal, especially up against Chris, Barb, and Cole, and that aside from the fact that he had a family and a real grownup job and wanted nothing to do with the main cast of the Sonichuverse, nobody knew a thing about him. Might seem silly, but it was very comforting just knowing that someone who, on paper, is very close to a lolcow, can still remain both sane and private.
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Well, it definitely helps that Chris was merely a footnote in the man's life. It would be much harder to remain sane if the lolcow was part of your daily life.
 
bro bob was getting major pussy,
how many more chanderlings are out there? didnt he serve in korea? is kim jong un related to chris?
these are important questions we need to start asking
 
From Chris's story about going to an eye exam with David and finding out he had a 10 year old daughter he, Bob and Barb never knew about, I always got the impression that David didn't even know Chris was his brother. If things were so bad between Bob and David that he didn't even tell him he was a grandfather for 10 years, and then didn't answer the door when they visited or give any indication they ever received their presents, why would he tell his retarded half brother?

It makes me think David hadn't spoken with Bob for even longer, didn't know Chris existed, just thought it was a coincidence that his next patient had the same surname, and when asked about his life, casually said in small talk, "I got a daughter going into 5th Grade this year" never knowing Chris was his brother who would tell their father
 
God damn his half brother was OLD. I always forget that Chris's parents didn't have him until they were 70, which would explain him being a fucking genetic dumpster.
 
FinnSven said:
heard about Barbgate
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The memory of experience of my soul trying to escape my body reading that thread is still fresh.
No drug feels like that.
It’s a strong tingling sensation when your head feels lightweight and your consciousness being pushed out from the back of your head.
 
AutisticAblelist said:
RIP to possibly the only normal chandler.
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Chris has a half-sister on Bob's side too. She has a PhD in math and works/worked for the federal government. AFAIK she's probably the most normal one because she was the only one that was full no-contact with Bob, and didn't even attend his funeral.
 
Dr J said:
I'm not sure that Chris' problem is that he's genuinely too autistic to live (i.e that he'd be that way no matter what) or that his enabler parents, who refused to believe that their son was a tard, ignored the problem and basically robbed him of the help he needed to live a healthy and productive life
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I don't know if Chris could have ever held a job and really been a productive member of society, it's rare to see that from the obvious autistic level type like Chris is, even in the best environments.

But, I maintain if Chris ever had ANYONE in his life that had a fucking clue what they were doing, weren't just looking for the easiest way out, and could have led Chris to living independently, he at least could have lived a respectable life. Maybe just playing with his toys most of the day, but I think he would have been a good lad. But, no, just stick him with Barb forever... :(
 
Stinkyboy said:
For those new here, Bob's kids hated Barb, and I'm sure she made everything tough for them.
She swooped in on Bob, which no one likes. Knowing her, she was flaunting it at them at every chance. "Ohhhhh your dad loves ME more" kind of shit.
So they stopped talking to Bob for the most part, too.
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Bob's estrangement with his two older kids predated Barb, but she almost certainly made things worse.

The Man With No Name said:
We are reaching the end of Christory to the point that the only Chris-chan news I'm expecting to hear is he died. I think he's just brain-fried and there's nothing left for him to do anymore that isn't "da Merge"
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Yeah, he's been boring as hell for years. This is the most I've paid attention to him since he got out of jail. It was all downhill after the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad.
 
Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Chris has a half-sister on Bob's side too. She has a PhD in math and works/worked for the federal government. AFAIK she's probably the most normal one because she was the only one that was full no-contact with Bob, and didn't even attend his funeral.
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I hope Carol doesn't know about the Barbussy incidents. No person should have to hear that their father got cucked.
 
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