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IIRC he held some patents. Whatever your opinioni of him might be, it's undeniable he was much smarter than Barb and their failson.
In a world where Bob met a different woman and had a different kid, we might have seen him in an episode of something on the discovery channel. He'd have passed away celebrated by the few people who use his patents daily in industry, and the people who broadened their musical lives based on his genuinely impressive musical taste and knowledge.

But we also wouldn't have this place so, sorry Bob.
 
This is how the original skull cult and root religions started: one creative retard answered the question "what happens after we die?" and a patronizing group of followers swallowed it. Thank you Chris for just having an answer for everything.
I'm still holding out for the merge. I was promised an autistic version of Valhalla where all day I fight alongside Conan the Barbarian and all night I'm getting my bones jumped by revy from black lagoon.

This is fucking bullshit, where's it at Chris?
 
Haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, but David Alan Chandler, Chris's ophthalmologist half-brother from Bob's side, has passed away.

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For a split second I thought, "NO! Not the World's Smartest Movie Critic!"

At least Chris didn't turn him into a posthumous Sonichu -- "Ophthalmologistchu" or something.
 
Haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, but David Alan Chandler, Chris's ophthalmologist half-brother from Bob's side, has passed away.

:null: on the Twitter post I called him his step brother because I completely forgot the term half brother existed. Sorry

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Rest in peace. I remember showing some friends Alan, and they were shocked that he was related to Chris.
64 is fairly young to go out. I hope his family is doing alright.
 
that Bob's child is a doctor and Barb's children are Chris and Cole is all the evidence anyone needs that tabula rasa is bullshit and personal capabilities are almost purely genetic.
Yeah, anyone who believes that genetics don't play a role in personal capabilities is an idiot. If it were the case, there'd be no child prodigies and the world would be a lot different
 
Yeah, anyone who believes that genetics don't play a role in personal capabilities is an idiot. If it were the case, there'd be no child prodigies and the world would be a lot different
Genetics are most everything about a person, as we are no less animal than anything else that dwell on this earth. Yet, perhaps the Chandler brothers were separated by more than just one parent, but by the grace of god. Rippen in peace ophthalmology Chris Chan.
 
that Bob's child is a doctor and Barb's children are Chris and Cole is all the evidence anyone needs that tabula rasa is bullshit and personal capabilities are almost purely genetic.
Also Bob fathered Chris at a latter age.

Men aren't exactly shooting their best shots after 45.

At least Chris didn't turn him into a posthumous Sonichu -- "Ophthalmologistchu" or something.
Yet*
 
Way I understand it Bob was already kind of on the outs with his eldest children in the fallout from his divorce from his first wife. That his kids didn't like Barb probably gave them all the incentive they needed to cut the cord entirely
Bob visited him at least twice in his later years, once to get an eye exam done on Chris and another to give his granddaughter some presents, and Alan attended Bob’s funeral, so they couldn’t have been that estranged. We only know of those two visits so it’s possible Bob visited Alan other times without Chris, they lived in the same state.
 
Alan attended Bob’s funeral
Means nothing. May have wanted to see him dead. The thing about funerals is you don't have to interact with the person who's actually in the casket
so they couldn’t have been that estranged
Yeah but, if Chris is to be believed (and this is a massive 'if', I know), Bob didn't even know he had a (at the time) six year old granddaughter. There's no way you'd be on good terms and not tell your dad that he's a granddad
they lived in the same state.
Yeah, but Virginia's a relatively big place. Easily live in the same state and never encounter each other
 
I wonder if Doctor David’s family are going to prevent Chris from attending the funeral.
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Sounds like a job for the Pickle man.
 
I empathize for Chris some here, because it seems like he wishes he had more family that cared about him. It sucks being a black sheep in the family based on nothing that you did yourself... I know that's not entirely true for Chris' antics, but I'm sure it originated because of Barb and their fucked up family dynamic.
 
IIRC Barb's family and Bob's family hated her because she was a slut.
I don't know any anecdotes. Maybe she was hitting on Bob's family members during their courtship.
Didn't she steal her sister's boyfriend at one time?

Based on the appearance of her and her sister, that guy must've been hard up for companionship
 
I always loved that he seemed so normal, especially up against Chris, Barb, and Cole, and that aside from the fact that he had a family and a real grownup job and wanted nothing to do with the main cast of the Sonichuverse, nobody knew a thing about him. Might seem silly, but it was very comforting just knowing that someone who, on paper, is very close to a lolcow, can still remain both sane and private.

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Rest in peace, Alan.
 
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