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that Bob's child is a doctor and Barb's children are Chris and Cole is all the evidence anyone needs that tabula rasa is bullshit and personal capabilities are almost purely genetic.
 
FinnSven said:
I wonder if Doctor David’s family are going to prevent Chris from attending the funeral.
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Imagine David's grandchildren asking their parents who the creepy person dressed like Sailor Moon is.
Average Russian Spy said:
Damn, the Chris family tree has withered away into a few remaining, barely leafed branches, and unfortunately, Chris chan is someone one of the remaining few.
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Did Bob ever show signs of being notably intelligent himself, consisting two kids are doctors.
I know he worked at general electric or something but I kind of wrote that off as boomers getting handed those types of jobs with no education and a firm handshake.
 
FinnSven said:
I wonder if Doctor David’s family are going to prevent Chris from attending the funeral.

It doesn’t sound like he wants to, but Chris is unpredictable.

They must have heard about Barbgate and possibly looked into Chris after.
Either they knew generally about Chris and his antics before, or they would have had a horrible surprise afterwards.

Even if he showed up and behaved himself, the family would have to explain to others present who Chris is.

That’s not a situation anyone would want.
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Chris at a funeral:
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Ygolonac said:
You can really see Chris's traditionally autistic side come out here. I'm sure his heart is in the right place but his fixation on the 1996 eye exam is amusing.
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In a rare defense of him, he did say (and he is most likely not lying here) that he hardly saw David, and I don't think David got on too well with Borb. So he probably doesn't have many notable memories of him beyond the glasses.

Edit: So I just read that David actually passed away on 4th September. Chris only tweeted about it (and considering his behaviour only knew about it) yesterday, a few hours after the cwcki had updated to mention David's death, which shows how distant he is from any of his family, outside of Barb now. Cole cut him off a few years ago. Carol has never even seen him, and all of his other relatives are either dead or cut off Borb so long ago that they have probably forgotten about Chris' existence.

When Barb passes (if she hasn't already), 14 BLC will likely be fully repossessed by the bank, which means Chris will have no one, and nowhere to go. He is literally at the whim and will of Caden (and maybe Flutter). A 44 year old manchild who is fully dependent on a 24 year old for everything.
 
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Kind of a pedantic thing to add, but I think his own social media all addressed him as “Alan.” I think he was one of those dudes that goes by his middle name.
 
Ygolonac said:
Did Bob ever show signs of being notably intelligent himself, consisting two kids are doctors.
I know he worked at general electric or something but I kind of wrote that off as boomers getting handed those types of jobs with no education and a firm handshake.
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Yes. He did a lot for the plastics industry.
 
FinnSven said:
Even if he showed up and behaved himself, the family would have to explain to others present who Chris is.
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Imagine that your Alan's close to kin and you looked at the chris and asked who is that random tranny at our funeral. Only then go to the cwcki and see chris farting on a cake, him spanking himself, and the entire saga of him thinking his Jesus Christ. You would probably be more afraid, disgusted, and terrified that this was your relative by bloodline or in-law.
 
Ygolonac said:
Did Bob ever show signs of being notably intelligent himself, consisting two kids are doctors.
I know he worked at general electric or something but I kind of wrote that off as boomers getting handed those types of jobs with no education and a firm handshake.
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Look, without Bob, plastics would literally never have existed, we wouldn't have even a simple plastic funnel, to say nothing of the NES.

(according to that stupid bitch Barb)
 
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