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For two months during the Jail Saga, Chris was sent to Western State Hospital. It sounds like the purpose of that was to restore him to legal competence to stand trial for incest, but it was far too little too late. He should have received a lot more help earlier in life, like during his schooling.

There were some other interactions with the mental health system, like the therapeutic docket, which Chris attended from 2018-2019 after trespassing at the Fashion Square Mall, but if anything that probably made Chris worse. It seems to have triggered Chris's PTSD or whatever from the time he had to be restrained in fourth grade, and in fact may have even taught him the term PTSD. He apparently left a psychiatrist flabbergasted by telling her all about the dimensional merge and the other stuff he believes in.

Regarding Chris being high functioning or whatever, there are people who are more disabled than him obviously. In 2004 after Chris's trouble at the community college he was given some autism testing. He got a global assessment of functioning score of 70 out of 100, which is described as follows:

61 – 70 Some mild symptoms (e.g., depressed mood and mild insomnia) or some difficulty in social, occupational, or school functioning (e.g., occasional truancy, or theft within the household), but generally functioning pretty well, has some meaningful interpersonal relationships.
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Saying "Chris went to court-appointed therapy" doesn't really say much when you consider what kinds of people become therapists these days. They're more advocates and activists than actual mental health professionals. These are the same kind of people who looked at Chris, heard him say "I'm a woman!", and agreed with him genuinely.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
I believe he’s mid-functioning in the sense that he can live and survive independently, but still has his schizo fantasies that he constantly projects onto people and shapes his entire life as if he’s still a little kid.
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Regarding Chris being high functioning or whatever, there are people who are more disabled than him obviously. In 2004 after Chris's trouble at the community college he was given some autism testing. He got a global assessment of functioning score of 70 out of 100, which is described as follows:
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Even with a score of 70, he's still very stupid and maladjusted. I don't know of anyone else with "high functioning" autism who craps his pants, commits incest, and poses as Christ. Still, the lolcow can still dress himself (badly), drive a car (crappy), feed himself (poorly), and go to a store to buy something (wastefully when not shoplifting).
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Even with a score of 70, he's still very stupid and maladjusted. I don't know of anyone else with "high functioning" autism who craps his pants, commits incest, and poses as Christ. Still, the lolcow can still dress himself (badly), drive a car (crappy), feed himself (poorly), and go to a store to buy something (wastefully when not shoplifting).
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I cannot disagree with you on this post. I don't know if Chris still has incontinence. I referenced the GAF but it's not used nowadays, the DSM-IV that I learned about in college has been upgraded to the DSM-5, published in 2013. The DSM-5 is the book the people at Western State Hospital would have been working off of during the incest saga.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I don't know if Chris still has incontinence.
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I think the general consensus is that Chris shitting his pants is overplayed for laughs, but if anything, I think it's actually downplayed. He nonchalantly reported shitting himself as recently (relatively speaking) as 2021.

The stupid fucking idiot seems to wear menstrual pads for that, justifying it with his woman larping, even though menstrual pads would make no goddamn sense even for the most passing and convincing of transgender women, for obvious reasons.

Also, according to Ivy Q&A, weirdly enough, "it got worse after school completed", not better for whatever reason, so there is little to no reason to believe he improved on that.

He also anihilated his pants on a chat with Jackie due to the "stress" of the conversation (recalling some mild bullying incidents and Jackie encouraging him to get a job), so the "stress" bar seems to be quite low.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Also, according to Ivy Q&A, weirdly enough, "it got worse after school completed", not better for whatever reason, so there is little to no reason to believe he improved on that.
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Maybe Barb rage-quitting cooking forever over that one time spaghetti incident in 2000 -- which has led to "Honor Roll" going to fast food almost every day -- contributed to that (along with Christopher getting really fat). And he thought that the "dirty crapped briefs" was because of "psychic connection" with a troll "sweetheart" at least once.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Maybe Barb rage-quitting cooking forever over that one time spaghetti incident in 2000 -- which has led to "Honor Roll" going to fast food almost every day -- contributed to that (along with Christopher getting really fat). And he thought that the "dirty crapped briefs" was because of "psychic connection" with a troll "sweetheart" at least once.
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That unironically would probably explain most of his pants shitting.

Also dumb question but has Chris ever been taught how to swim?
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Also dumb question but has Chris ever been taught how to swim?
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Searching the CWCki on the subject of swimming turns up a lot about Chris' weird aquatic porno fantasies and his comparing Kasey's (hazel) eyes to swimming pools because he heard that somewhere but didn't understand that the metaphor is best used to describe blue eyes.

There's a brief mention of swimming at the Y in his "Week with Christian Chandler" project from high school.
...as well as his "About Me" section of his Match.com profile.
He also suggested that his "seinor" [sic] class donate an indoor swimming pool to their high school as a class gift, implying that he has at least some familiarity with swimming.

I suspect that what he does is not really lap swimming per se and more just splashing around in the shallow end. Still, if he were dropped in deep water, I think that he'd manage to stay afloat, however ungracefully, long enough to grab onto something.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
I suspect that what he does is not really lap swimming per se and more just splashing around in the shallow end.
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I don't think Christopher has been in a swimming pool since at least high school.

I also doubt he can ride a bike.

Still, if he were dropped in deep water, I think that he'd manage to stay afloat, however ungracefully, long enough to grab onto something.
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Is fat more or less dense than water?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I don't think Christopher has been in a swimming pool since at least high school.

I also doubt he can ride a bike.


Is fat more or less dense than water?
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You're probably right that he hasn't been in a swimming pool in the past 20 years.

There are a few references to bikes throughout Christory, but I agree that it's been a long time, I don't believe he rode much at all, and as a result probably isn't very good at it, if he can ride at all.

Fat is less dense than water. That's why bodybuilders often have a hard time in the water -- their body fat content is so low that their bodies are much more dense than most people, so they don't float as well as fat people or even just average people.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
comparing Kasey's (hazel) eyes to swimming pools because he heard that somewhere but didn't understand that the metaphor is best used to describe blue eyes
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Or maybe the Chandlers had a never cleaned small pool or hot tub at that horror movie place and "Honor Roll" used that as a reference?
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Searching the CWCki on the subject of swimming turns up a lot about Chris' weird aquatic porno fantasies and his comparing Kasey's (hazel) eyes to swimming pools because he heard that somewhere but didn't understand that the metaphor is best used to describe blue eyes.
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There is also this surreal Flipnote Hatena (A sort-of animation... thing for the Nintendo DSi) that he made called "RomanticLabyrinth", where he is in a shallow water maze and runs into his sweetheart: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/RomanticLabyrinth
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Also, according to Ivy Q&A, weirdly enough, "it got worse after school completed", not better for whatever reason, so there is little to no reason to believe he improved on that.
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He probably ate better when he was going to school. Some cereal in the morning, a school lunch, while not exactly healthy, once he was out of school and on his own, he lost that routine. Wake up at the crack of noon, waddle out to Sheetz or McDonalds, chow down on fast food while Bob was over at Burger King, then guzzle gallons of soda, and repeat.

I could see with that diet where he'd be shitting his pants constantly. He was on Lipitor in his 20s for Christ sake. There was that time where Chris pretended he was eating healthy in the last couple of years, but then someone spotted him at a grocery store with his cart absolutely full of Hungry Troon TV dinners, so he's probably still eating a lot of that garbage but it could be that since his local Sheetz is a pretty long drive away verses Ruckersville, he's just not getting out there that often.
Chrus Chundlur said:
He also anihilated his pants on a chat with Jackie due to the "stress" of the conversation (recalling some mild bullying incidents and Jackie encouraging him to get a job), so the "stress" bar seems to be quite low.
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I guess Chris really was, and is so full of himself, one teensy little upset will hit him extremely hard and his bowels just evacuate.
 
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