UN Ram-A-Van Megathread - For any shitstorms -- minor and major -- that are tied to Ramadan

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Y'all know how whenever you've been fasting since 4 am and can't eat or drink anything till the sun sets so you get delirious and pull some crazy shit that kills a lot of people and then get surprised when a Welshman drives a van through a crowd of people you know because of your shit? Well Muslims do that around this time of the year and this thread is to chronicle any shitstorms that pop up, since we all know Ramadan is that time when the need to Snackbar intensifies.
 
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Nazi vegeta said:
https://www.google.it/amp/www.daily...iously-injuring-two-people-train-Germany.html

IM on mobile, so I may have missed the name or the ethnicity, but it's more probable that it got omitted.
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Name's there, quoting here:
36-year-old Benjamin Herman who shouted 'Allahu Akbar' as he shot and killed two policewomen and a 22-year-old trainee teacher.

After carrying out three brutal murders, he took a female cleaner hostage in a nearby high school.

Herman, who is understood to have been on a day release from a nearby prison, had approached the female officers at around 10.30am, slashed their throats and stabbed them several times from behind, before disarming them.
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So they give name, but no ethnicity. I'd archive it but a lot of the article is videos.
 
Nazi vegeta said:
I did read the part you quoted but, it sounded more like it was from a different story, that's why I said that they had not given a name.
My mistake then.

Either way the guy is dead, so good riddance.
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No worries, it's after a bunch of videos so I'd understand the confusion. Heck, in another thread I asked a question and the linked answer was in the OP, and in a section of the article that was pretty obvious and I'm embarrassed I didn't see it.
 
Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
Police dog murdered by axe-wielding Syrian migrant in Holland.
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Broseph Stalin said:
I was about to say that maybe the kebab was an exceptional individual that got spooped, but then I remembered that dogs are particularly hated in Islam and seen as unclean.
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Rakdos92 said:
dogs are what made humans.
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Sorry I really need to emphasise that in the last quote, not just from a Sociological POV but from an Evolutionary Biology point of View and why we get along so well with Dogs (or anything in the lupus genus) the way we do.

Us and Canids share a lot in common more so than other animals, We are Social animals with a pack mentality, we enjoy problem-solving and we are also coursing predators and that last but is part is partly why we work so well. You see Cat's are mostly if not totally ambush predators even Big Cat's use Ambush skills to bring down the majority of their prey.

But while the Cat's where fine doing their thing Humans and Canines where evolving and the Lupis Genus evolved to take advantage of it's speed and duration over the distance it still ended with teeth, we didn't have that advantage what we had was brains. What may have started with smashing a Rabbit with a rock but was as yet unrefined lead us to develop Endurance unheard of the in Animal kingdom before true tool creation we mostly ran our food down till they were exhausted or had heart attacks.

Now not long after Controllable fire and Tool use our main competitor saw this and wanted in on the deal, and it was a very mutual agreement they get food, heat and shelter and they help us save energy, time and have speed we don't but also the endurance to keep up with us until we need it without overexerting themselves and also the Brains to realise it and also work together.

The thing is nobody knows how this really began but you can't argue that this was not a really good partnership, Personally, I have this idea in my mind of some early people sitting around a fire on a bad night after a good hunt with a fire going and the local Wolfpack edging in to get warm an then someone tossing some food to them as a joke and hitting it off from there like a really good friend you make at a party.

Now, it's become a point where Dog's and people are intertwined we are almost a codependent species in some regards (not truly such but you can't picture humans without dogs), if anything Wolves that became dog's spead up human advancement by saving us time, Dog's and to a lesser extent Cat's are the only animal picture an adult brains human interaction centers fires with the same portion of the brain as it does the animal behavioural brain under CT scans, and with Dog's it is the only part of the brain that is reciprical and also distinguisable in anything other than Great Apes that we can say without any doubt is recognition and also extrapolation, and also the only animal that will try emotional manipulation of a person who isn't a great Ape conciously.

Now I am simplifying a lot of subjects here BUT, look at a seriously abused dog to the abuser they are never outright violent they nearly always assume a submissive posture and try and look happy but still transmit fear (that we can read) in there body language, they make a show of being happy to see that person by wagging there tail and forcing there eyes nice and wide, and will finch at any sign of a threat to them, and it triggers the same part of our brains as defending kids btw when we see this.

To reject Dog's as "Dirty" isn't just stupid, it's wrong, even untrained dog's unless given no option ever after domestication for generations dislike shitting where they eat and are one of the few animals that won't if given the choice. They are one of the Few Animals that also form Bonded pairs outside of biological convention, and while not biological they can interperate other animals body language better than we can (not just ours but most animals), and are unlike a lot of animals willing to take others in, you know the "Ferral child" storeys you see from Russia or other parts of the world, they recognise those children as friend and not Food an that is something not many animals can do with any survival rate.

Now I am not one of those tit's who is saying Dogs are people too, what I am saying is dogs are more like us than most people realise, and if you dislike dog's because someone 1600 years ago didn't like them the problem is your ideals and not the animal, because socially, they are a reflection of us.

/End of Rant.
 
Ravenor said:
Sorry I really need to emphasise that in the last quote, not just from a Sociological POV but from an Evolutionary Biology point of View and why we get along so well with Dogs (or anything in the lupus genus) the way we do.

Us and Canids share a lot in common more so than other animals, We are Social animals with a pack mentality, we enjoy problem-solving and we are also coursing predators and that last but is part is partly why we work so well. You see Cat's are mostly if not totally ambush predators even Big Cat's use Ambush skills to bring down the majority of their prey.

But while the Cat's where fine doing their thing Humans and Canines where evolving and the Lupis Genus evolved to take advantage of it's speed and duration over the distance it still ended with teeth, we didn't have that advantage what we had was brains. What may have started with smashing a Rabbit with a rock but was as yet unrefined lead us to develop Endurance unheard of the in Animal kingdom before true tool creation we mostly ran our food down till they were exhausted or had heart attacks.

Now not long after Controllable fire and Tool use our main competitor saw this and wanted in on the deal, and it was a very mutual agreement they get food, heat and shelter and they help us save energy, time and have speed we don't but also the endurance to keep up with us until we need it without overexerting themselves and also the Brains to realise it and also work together.

The thing is nobody knows how this really began but you can't argue that this was not a really good partnership, Personally, I have this idea in my mind of some early people sitting around a fire on a bad night after a good hunt with a fire going and the local Wolfpack edging in to get warm an then someone tossing some food to them as a joke and hitting it off from there like a really good friend you make at a party.

Now, it's become a point where Dog's and people are intertwined we are almost a codependent species in some regards (not truly such but you can't picture humans without dogs), if anything Wolves that became dog's spead up human advancement by saving us time, Dog's and to a lesser extent Cat's are the only animal picture an adult brains human interaction centers fires with the same portion of the brain as it does the animal behavioural brain under CT scans, and with Dog's it is the only part of the brain that is reciprical and also distinguisable in anything other than Great Apes that we can say without any doubt is recognition and also extrapolation, and also the only animal that will try emotional manipulation of a person who isn't a great Ape conciously.

Now I am simplifying a lot of subjects here BUT, look at a seriously abused dog to the abuser they are never outright violent they nearly always assume a submissive posture and try and look happy but still transmit fear (that we can read) in there body language, they make a show of being happy to see that person by wagging there tail and forcing there eyes nice and wide, and will finch at any sign of a threat to them, and it triggers the same part of our brains as defending kids btw when we see this.

To reject Dog's as "Dirty" isn't just stupid, it's wrong, even untrained dog's unless given no option ever after domestication for generations dislike shitting where they eat and are one of the few animals that won't if given the choice. They are one of the Few Animals that also form Bonded pairs outside of biological convention, and while not biological they can interperate other animals body language better than we can (not just ours but most animals), and are unlike a lot of animals willing to take others in, you know the "Ferral child" storeys you see from Russia or other parts of the world, they recognise those children as friend and not Food an that is something not many animals can do with any survival rate.

Now I am not one of those tit's who is saying Dogs are people too, what I am saying is dogs are more like us than most people realise, and if you dislike dog's because someone 1600 years ago didn't like them the problem is your ideals and not the animal, because socially, they are a reflection of us.

/End of Rant.
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Dog as domesticated companion or worker is not a geographic or cultural universal though. In a lot of the Third World countries where Islam is the main religion, dogs are basically semi-feral stray animals that are just barely tolerated for their role in communal waste disposal, ie the dogs keep the streets clean by eating up all the trash and poo. Under these circumstances, it is no surprise that the Third World Muslims consider dogs unclean because they are basically just organic streetsweepers.

Incidentally, that's how humans first domesticated the dog precursor. The wild animals would scavenge food from the rubbish heaps outside of human settlements and come to rely on human trash as the primary food source.
 
I’m going to eat food in front of a mosque to fuck with those goatfuckers.
 
CWCissey said:
Trafford Park is an Industrial Estate popular with boy racers, it could go either way to be honest.
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Lots of freight companies in the area as well, so it's easier to see why a van was involved.
 
#Baghdad terror attack: -Explosion rocked area 10 in Baghdad city -More than 120 people were killed & dozens injured -At leadt 15 buildings were completely destroyed including a school & a shiite mosque

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Well famalams, today is Eid and Ramadan is basically over. It was a surprisingly quiet Ramadan, aside from a few incidents here and there, but nothing to get the masses riled up to remove kebab or grab the mainstream media's attention to dig themselves into a hole trying to defend radical Muslims. Better luck next year, I guess.

Hotsalamibacon, lads.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
Well famalams, today is Eid and Ramadan is basically over. It was a surprisingly quiet Ramadan, aside from a few incidents here and there, but nothing to get the masses riled up to remove kebab or grab the mainstream media's attention to dig themselves into a hole trying to defend radical Muslims. Better luck next year, I guess.

Hotsalamibacon, lads.
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I bet it was not for lack of trying. Counterterrorist services probably as poor as ever, maybe all the clever terrorists blew their load early and launched all their suicide attacks earlier in the year
 
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