RALPHAGUIDE to Mexico - Advice on Residency in Mexico

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Reminder Ethan Oliver Ralph wants to beat the shit out of the cartel. He says so on stream every day! He said last week he thinks Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán is a bald faggot and he'd shart on him like he sharts on stream, and that he cannot be stopped by Vickers or Guzman's "pussy-ass queers". I'm not sure what he meant by the part where he said he gets the "real methamphetamine" from those "Juarez" guys, but it was very disturbing.

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Again this is Ethan Oliver Ralph without glasses. He is moving to live in Mexico to show those "sombrero-wearing yard work people" who's king once he shows them the American dollar.
 
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Of course the wigger decides to terrorize my country next, hopefully if he pisses someone he shouldn't, he will get put on a trash bag instead of the pussy beating he got in Portugal. Actually considering his size make that 2 trash bags.
 
Its great that he's been to Portugal, because he's already had a taste of a more 'masculine' culture as opposed to the more 'feminine' culture he was born into. He just needs to keep some key things in mind and he'll be El Jefe in no time.

1. There is no such thing as being too assertive, only being too weak and submissive. Its better to lose a fight than to lose face, so just keep being you!
2. If someone looks at you funny you get to pop them. This works better if you have a crew to back you up but you will get major respect if you just haul off on a guy who's disrespected you.
3. Don't drink the water. Stick to alcohol and soda pop. Curses are real in Mexico and every ounce of water is cursed.

I look forward to the positive change the Gunt will surely bring to Mexico.
 
Road trips across Mexico are a cheap and safe way to have fun with the whole family, provided you're not a whiny little scared faggot. Some beaners might harass you but just tell em to FUCK OFF real loud and they'll back down.
 
It is customary in Mexico to clearly and boldly insult someone’s family— especially their abuelas. Ralph will need to ensure he does this to other men constantly to assert his dominance otherwise they’ll think he’s a little bitch.

Have fun, Ralph!
 
@George Cuckzunian

Soy un maricón that means American Dollars and American RESPECT! If a Cartel member comes and says something to the Ralphamale about it, first he'll let them know, with PRIDE Soy un maricón,
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Another common idiom, fundamental for a badass like Ralph to utter to ascertain his dominance over the meek lesser Mexican kind is: Soy un cochito cui. Quiero mayate que me de por el culishi
 
I don't know much of Spanish but I had to learn these ones when I visited years ago.

Voy a chingar tu madre - (Boy ah chin-garr too mah-dre): I'm going to pay in cash.

Soy un fodongo - (Zoy oon pho-dawn-goh): I have money.

Eres un gran mamón -( Ah-reez oon gran mah-mon) You have a big house.
 
Hey Ralph, all those cartel torture & execution vids using dull machetes (in that thread with videos of people dying that I definitely did not watch)- the ones that make Isis vids look like Greenpeace- they’re all fake news bro and we know you don’t scare you’ll be fine.
 
You forgot to mention how Mexican women, especially prostitutes, love being treated like shit and will never get their families or pimps to castrate you and leave you in a roadside ditch.
 
Desktop User2 said:
FYI Ralph
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Let me explain that one,

Generally, and I mean generally. The entirety of the territory puts having having sex with anything under 15 as Child Rape. 15-18 has some gray areas in which it might be considered statutory rape, which translates to "It won't be automatically prosecuted unless her or the family complains about it". Some states appear with alleged age of consents as low as 13 because there are some indigenous communities in the middle of nowhere where it is customary for girls to get married at that age to just about anyone. Since they are allowed to create their own laws based on "use and costumes" it creates shady situations like this one, where a girl that ran away the day of her arranged wedding, after being sold for approximately 10 000 USD, to a much older man and was apprehended by local authorities. Only to be rescued by federal policemen. I guess there should be cases where situations like this go to the supreme court to see if shit like that, which obviously goes against the individual's bill of rights but is allowed under other constitutional amendments which grant autonomy to indigenous communities, should be allowed. But I guess no one wants to open that can of worms.

But human rights NGO's (And the general populace) are permanently seething about this. While their apologist cry it's colonialism or some bullshit like that.
 
NicoFountaine said:
Let me explain that one,

Generally, and I mean generally. The entirety of the territory puts having having sex with anything under 15 as Child Rape. 15-18 has some gray areas in which it might be considered statutory rape, which translates to "It won't be automatically prosecuted unless her or the family complains about it". Some states appear with alleged age of consents as low as 13 because there are some indigenous communities in the middle of nowhere where it is customary for girls to get married at that age to just about anyone. Since they are allowed to create their own laws based on "use and costumes" it creates shady situations like this one, where a girl that ran away the day of her arranged wedding, after being sold for approximately 10 000 USD, to a much older man and was apprehended by local authorities. Only to be rescued by federal policemen. I guess there should be cases where situations like this go to the supreme court to see if shit like that, which obviously goes against the individual's bill of rights but is allowed under other constitutional amendments which grant autonomy to indigenous communities, should be allowed. But I guess no one wants to open that can of worms.

But human rights NGO's (And the general populace) are permanently seething about this. While their apologist cry it's colonialism or some bullshit like that.
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So can Pantsu groom young girls into a threesome with Ralph or not?
 
From what I've heard since the start of the wu flu there has been both lessened demand and a number of high profile arrests which have led to a power vacuum which is why you are seeing so much action right now.

Another side effect of this is that cartel members have been diversifying revinue streams which has in some cases included the extortion of money from streamers. However with the whole cartel thing there is a lot of conflicting info so I'm not 100% on this.
 
NicoFountaine said:
Let me explain that one,

Generally, and I mean generally. The entirety of the territory puts having having sex with anything under 15 as Child Rape. 15-18 has some gray areas in which it might be considered statutory rape, which translates to "It won't be automatically prosecuted unless her or the family complains about it". Some states appear with alleged age of consents as low as 13 because there are some indigenous communities in the middle of nowhere where it is customary for girls to get married at that age to just about anyone. Since they are allowed to create their own laws based on "use and costumes" it creates shady situations like this one, where a girl that ran away the day of her arranged wedding, after being sold for approximately 10 000 USD, to a much older man and was apprehended by local authorities. Only to be rescued by federal policemen. I guess there should be cases where situations like this go to the supreme court to see if shit like that, which obviously goes against the individual's bill of rights but is allowed under other constitutional amendments which grant autonomy to indigenous communities, should be allowed. But I guess no one wants to open that can of worms.

But human rights NGO's (And the general populace) are permanently seething about this. While their apologist cry it's colonialism or some bullshit like that.
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i love when spics try to explain it away, because to most americans the whole "what if the 15 year old consents" is a horrifying thing to codify into law.

having said that, this doesn't jive with the fact that most of these free and soviegn states didnt raise their ages from 12/14 just so the sex tourists in Tijuana and MexiCali don't feel too weird about shoving it in the 5 foot tall girl called chola.

the fact that i don't think i've ever seen you go "yo bro, 15 year olds can consent dude" shows you clearly know its wrong.
NicoFountaine said:
If you go to Oaxaca/Guerrero/Michoacán and give their parents about 10k and promise to marry her to the Gunt she might.
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it would be a good match, the girls down there are usually ethan ralph sized by the time they hit 21.
 
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