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Hola Ralph, what is this we have here in your search history? Residency in Mexico? well then...
Bienvenidos a méxico! I see you have been interested in living in Mexico and unlike these A-Lawgz and Haters on this site I think this is a perfect own on the haters. There may be a lot of fake news pedlers trying to scare you away from Mexico because they want you to pay some bull shit child support or keep being the bitch or Faith Vickers/Addrian Blair, but a real Ralphamale says fuck that shit! Fuck being Nice! Mexico is basically like Casa Bonito if the entire country were a Giant Mexican Restaurant.
THIS THREAD IS FOR PEOPLE TO ONLY GIVE ENCOURAGMENT AND ADVICE TO THE RALPHAMALE ON HIS MOVE TO MEXICO TO OWN THE HATERS!
Learning Spanish
First off, you really don't have to know any Spanish. Spanish is a meme and in reality you can just add 'o' to the end of any english word and the natives will understand you perfectly. However, there are a few key phrases you are going to want to know so you don't waste any time getting the natives to respect you, the RALPHAMALE!
Soy un maricón - I am American! It is important you let these Tacos know who the boss is and you should tell the natives this frequently to get the respect you deserve.
¿Eres un maricón? - Are you American? It may seem like some Tacos may not immediately know their place, but this is not true. What may be happening when an uppity taco doesn't respect your pale skin and American Dollar is that you are not dealing with a Mexican, but a fellow American. It is important you IMMEDIATELY find out if they are an American so you can make friends.
Te encantan los maricones - You, Entertain this American! Only one language needs to be understood when you are an American in Mexico, and that language is DOMINANCE. Mexicans know that America kicked their ass in the Mexican/American war and respect the power of ALL Americans. If the Taco you are speaking to is not a fellow American and still playing dumb, take out your American Dollar (a single Washington should do just fine) and shame him with this phrase. Saying this to a Mexican man while waiving a single dollar in his face is a shaming you cannot comprehend. After that, he will have no choice but to respect you and entertain your American wishes.
Do you ACTUALLY have to learn these? Fuck no, you are "Un Maricón" and that means you don't have to do shit. However if you want to save a minute of time from having to pull out your wallet and take out an American dollar so they do not confuse you with an inferior English speaking national like a South African, Englishman, Irishman, Australian, or Canadian it is important to have these phrases on the tip of your tounge.
Soy un maricón - I am American! It is important you let these Tacos know who the boss is and you should tell the natives this frequently to get the respect you deserve.
¿Eres un maricón? - Are you American? It may seem like some Tacos may not immediately know their place, but this is not true. What may be happening when an uppity taco doesn't respect your pale skin and American Dollar is that you are not dealing with a Mexican, but a fellow American. It is important you IMMEDIATELY find out if they are an American so you can make friends.
Te encantan los maricones - You, Entertain this American! Only one language needs to be understood when you are an American in Mexico, and that language is DOMINANCE. Mexicans know that America kicked their ass in the Mexican/American war and respect the power of ALL Americans. If the Taco you are speaking to is not a fellow American and still playing dumb, take out your American Dollar (a single Washington should do just fine) and shame him with this phrase. Saying this to a Mexican man while waiving a single dollar in his face is a shaming you cannot comprehend. After that, he will have no choice but to respect you and entertain your American wishes.
Do you ACTUALLY have to learn these? Fuck no, you are "Un Maricón" and that means you don't have to do shit. However if you want to save a minute of time from having to pull out your wallet and take out an American dollar so they do not confuse you with an inferior English speaking national like a South African, Englishman, Irishman, Australian, or Canadian it is important to have these phrases on the tip of your tounge.
The Dangers of Cartels, Gangs, police and being the #1 Maricón in Meixco
You may have heard certain things about Mexico being "Unsafe." There is some truth to this, however the one thing that fake news forgets is this is what it's like FOR MEXICANS! If you are an American, it is a different story because the moment your Angel white lips utter or even whisper the words "Arrest him" the American DEA will immediately sweep in and correct and wrong doings that happened to one of their citizens, because as we all know America cares about it's citizens.
However, it is pretty Dangerous to be a Mexican in Mexico.
in fact being a Mexican in Mexico is probably one of the most dangerous things anyone can do on Earth, It really is a mystery why since gun ownership is not allowed in Mexico. Some of the things people may try and scare you with to force you to pay Child Support and keep cucking yourself to US law are
- The mass kidnappings and murders of women in Juarez Mexico that to this day are unsolved and the Mexican government consistently has denied assistance on solving
- Tijuana robberies and extortion rackets
- Cancun drugging and Kidnappings
- Human trafficking and Coyotes
- Ultra Violent cartels who post snuff films online
Believe me when I say, this is only a problem for Mexicans. An American friend of mine was once sold some Cocaine he didn't thing was good enough for the $1 American he paid for it. When he complained to the dealer that dealer was foolish enough to not respect an American, trying to say he would make it right by doing an interview but there was absolutely NOTHING wrong with the pound of cocaine he sold him for $1.
My Friend's name? Sean Penn. His dealer? El Chappo...
The American government takes customer server very seriously. Feel kinda bad for El Chappo though cause turns out my friend Sean was just really high and mixed up his coke with a bag of baby formula he had lying around. Oh well. Point is no one will do shit to you in Mexico and you can do whatever you want.
However, it is pretty Dangerous to be a Mexican in Mexico.
in fact being a Mexican in Mexico is probably one of the most dangerous things anyone can do on Earth, It really is a mystery why since gun ownership is not allowed in Mexico. Some of the things people may try and scare you with to force you to pay Child Support and keep cucking yourself to US law are
- The mass kidnappings and murders of women in Juarez Mexico that to this day are unsolved and the Mexican government consistently has denied assistance on solving
Believe me when I say, this is only a problem for Mexicans. An American friend of mine was once sold some Cocaine he didn't thing was good enough for the $1 American he paid for it. When he complained to the dealer that dealer was foolish enough to not respect an American, trying to say he would make it right by doing an interview but there was absolutely NOTHING wrong with the pound of cocaine he sold him for $1.
My Friend's name? Sean Penn. His dealer? El Chappo...
AVOIDING US LAW AND CHILD SUPPORT
Obviously the moment anyone who commits a crime on US soil or wishes to avoid judgement in a child support ruling can take a small trip past a border check point and be welcomed, and not just tolerated. Mexico is the ultimate get out of jail free card and Mexican police think US criminals are super cool and B-B-B-BASED! Nick Fuentes has echoed these same feelings as well.
However because of how Mexican Banking is done for US citizens, having a bank account in Mexico does mean that someone with an order to Garnish your earnings can do that at any time, and loop holes like using an LLC won't work. However if you carry all your money on you in cash no one will question it or be able to do shit to you.
CASH IS KING BABY! So be sure to carry large quantities of cash on you at all times.
Another thing retards and haters like Mr. Vickers will was is that once you move to Mexico, they can legally hire and crowd fund a bounty hunter who will find you and take you back to the US to face injustice and the Mexican police will not only allow it, but welcome it because it is less work for them. This is a straight up lie. There has never been a documented case in human history of Mexican police allowing anything bad to happen to an American in their country. The police want you safe and happy in Mexico and anyone selling any kind of bounty services is just larping, fake and gay.
The moment your Maricón hooves cross over to the promised land of Mexico, it is exactly as if Christ cleansed you of your sins before entering the kingdom of heaven. All is forgiven FOREVER!
However because of how Mexican Banking is done for US citizens, having a bank account in Mexico does mean that someone with an order to Garnish your earnings can do that at any time, and loop holes like using an LLC won't work. However if you carry all your money on you in cash no one will question it or be able to do shit to you.
CASH IS KING BABY! So be sure to carry large quantities of cash on you at all times.
Another thing retards and haters like Mr. Vickers will was is that once you move to Mexico, they can legally hire and crowd fund a bounty hunter who will find you and take you back to the US to face injustice and the Mexican police will not only allow it, but welcome it because it is less work for them. This is a straight up lie. There has never been a documented case in human history of Mexican police allowing anything bad to happen to an American in their country. The police want you safe and happy in Mexico and anyone selling any kind of bounty services is just larping, fake and gay.
The moment your Maricón hooves cross over to the promised land of Mexico, it is exactly as if Christ cleansed you of your sins before entering the kingdom of heaven. All is forgiven FOREVER!
Convincing Meigh that Mexico is the place to be
Meigh may have some reservations at first about leaving the life she knows in America to start a new life amongst people that are the same ethnicity as the person who tried to kidnap her when she lived with Digi. Remember, you're the Ralphamale and don't need her. You should remind her of this the moment you smell even the slightest hesitation and (only if necessary) gently wrap your hands around her throat and say "do you know who I am bish!". Now that you have disciplined your horse, it is time to reward her. Remind her it's all you can eat sugarcubes in Mexico, and that you don't need to speak that filthy Taco language because you have American dollars and white skin.
Is Meigh still not sold?! She saying something about she doesn't want to be surrounded everyday by people who look and sound just like her alleged kidnapper? Tell her how dirt cheap everything is because your Maricón dollar is worth mucho more. Tell her you will get her a race track of her very own!
Is she still saying NEIGH? She going on about all that fake news about people (especially women) being kidnapped in Mexico and sold into human trafficking?
Here is the only thing you need to say to get her to agree to the move enthusiastically...
Now your horse is ready to saddle up an giddy up to the land of dreams.
Is Meigh still not sold?! She saying something about she doesn't want to be surrounded everyday by people who look and sound just like her alleged kidnapper? Tell her how dirt cheap everything is because your Maricón dollar is worth mucho more. Tell her you will get her a race track of her very own!
Is she still saying NEIGH? She going on about all that fake news about people (especially women) being kidnapped in Mexico and sold into human trafficking?
Here is the only thing you need to say to get her to agree to the move enthusiastically...
Now your horse is ready to saddle up an giddy up to the land of dreams.
While more people will have plenty more to add to this I am sure, the #1 reason you should make this move is to own Josh Moon. Josh Moon has stated that he has always wanted to move to Mexico to live like a Cartel Boss, but can't cause He'S tOo ScArEd.... Going through with this move to Mexico Especially a super bad ass area like Tijuana would be like taking a massive dump and rubbing Josh's nose in your shit. You would even be close enough to visit and hang out with Dax Herrera every single day if you wanted.
PS. IF YOU DON'T THINK THE RALPHAMALE IS SERIOUS ABOUT MEXICO THEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T THINK HE IS SERIOUS ABOUT HIS ANDY KAUFMAN WRESTLING SHIRT...
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