Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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I was mid-paragraph and siting future betrayals when the Farms went down. Ralph really is dented if he believes for one second that they won’t come from him and his ilk. All this proved is A: there are a few bad actors here, because of course there are. But more importantly, B: corpos cannot be trusted to protect individual rights; they will inevitably bend the knee, because they are too lazy to look into matters themselves, and within the pocket of the alphabet agencies and the media. If they are too big to fail, they will always cave.
 
byuu said:
Ralph can't stop win....Oh, it's up again.
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i cant imagine how much ralph shat himself in anger when kf was down for less time post cloudflare actively blocking the site vs when just some kinda error happened.
Expendable Zaku said:
I was mid-paragraph and siting future betrayals when the Farms went down. Ralph really is dented if he believes for one second that they won’t come from him and his ilk. All this proved is A: there are a few bad actors here, because of course there are. But more importantly, B: corpos cannot be trusted to protect individual rights; they will inevitably bend the knee, because they are too lazy to look into matters themselves, and within the pocket of the alphabet agencies and the media. If they are too big to fail, they will always cave.
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hes outright said it himself that most likely it will take him down, he just supports it because right now josh moon is being effected more. thats actually what he said. he realized hes fucked rep wise and might as well not pretend to be an ultra short sighted piggy who hates his family and doesnt care if theyve enough money to eat.
 
Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
As Ralph is a member of American First, him liking men does not come off as a shock.
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I thought Nick hated Ethan. Or how does that web of relationships go? It’s all very confusing after a while.
Punished 🌍 said:
The Crossover that needs to happen is that Keffals needs to go to the Killstream.
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Can the world even handle those two hugboxes colliding?
 
Ralph was always just the guy who hosts right wing social commentators to me, I'd see him around from time to time and even occasionally listen to his show. I never particularly disliked him and wasn't interested in his drama. I'd like to think his decision to support Keffals will harm his integrity as a supposed dissident, and will not be taken lightly by his viewerbase. I'd be deeply disappointed if I was actually a fan of Ethan Ralph and saw him expressing support for the worst kind of corporate thought policing imaginable. Whatever Ralph's feud with Null, he's been online long enough to know the same maniacal communists mobbing Cloudflare would come for him given the slightest reason. Keffals, a member of the blue-tick bourgeousie, stands to gain from increasing restrictions on free expression. Ralph does not.
 
Random Internet Person said:
I thought Nick hated Ethan. Or how does that web of relationships go? It’s all very confusing after a while.

Can the world even handle those two hugboxes colliding?
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Ralph isn’t a member of AF. Nick made that very clear and also doesn’t let Ralph speak at any of their events. Ralph is like the kid you let sit at your table because he buys you lunch but then don’t invite to any parties.
 
MeltyTW said:
hes outright said it himself that most likely it will take him down
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Well Cozy is pretty high on the list. And oh boy do I actually want to see that. That is... actually "far right" site. Even that horrible Destiny, who Keffals has inverted hate boner for, streams there. Well reason why I want to see it is because Ralph cheered it on. When catboys turn on Ralph. I really really want to see it.
 
Man, last night was a fucking massacre of people who mock these two weirdos. Molesterson, Metokur, the allegedly returned Dame Pesos, tons of accounts went down. Almost like Lucas is trying to silence people who mock him, and those accounts had images of his posts in the past or something.
Like happily sending HRT to children behind their parents back, or grooming kids to join their catboy army

DrNow said:
Ralph was always just the guy who hosts right wing social commentators to me, I'd see him around from time to time and even occasionally listen to his show. I never particularly disliked him and wasn't interested in his drama. I'd like to think his decision to support Keffals will harm his integrity as a supposed dissident, and will not be taken lightly by his viewerbase. I'd be deeply disappointed if I was actually a fan of Ethan Ralph and saw him expressing support for the worst kind of corporate thought policing imaginable. Whatever Ralph's feud with Null, he's been online long enough to know the same maniacal communists mobbing Cloudflare would come for him given the slightest reason. Keffals, a member of the blue-tick bourgeousie, stands to gain from increasing restrictions on free expression. Ralph does not.
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Keffles gains literally NOTHING from having Ralph in his corner. God I hope someone goes through Ralph's history and finds all of his freakouts about troons, the meltdown that would produce would be fucking incredible
 
shankthesheev said:
Man, last night was a fucking massacre of people who mock these two weirdos. Molesterson, Metokur, the allegedly returned Dame Pesos, tons of accounts went down. Almost like Lucas is trying to silence people who mock him, and those accounts had images of his posts in the past or something.
Like happily sending HRT to children behind their parents back, or grooming kids to join their catboy army
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Luckily the internet never forgets and the shelf life on these faggots is 3 years tops. What the fuck is Lucas gonna do when he’s a 40 year old washed up internet hag? KF went down and I went golfing and now it’s back and I can get back to being a retard online. I don’t think it’s doing the damage they think.
 
shankthesheev said:
Man, last night was a fucking massacre of people who mock these two weirdos. Molesterson, Metokur, the allegedly returned Dame Pesos, tons of accounts went down. Almost like Lucas is trying to silence people who mock him, and those accounts had images of his posts in the past or something.
Like happily sending HRT to children behind their parents back, or grooming kids to join their catboy army


Keffles gains literally NOTHING from having Ralph in his corner. God I hope someone goes through Ralph's history and finds all of his freakouts about troons, the meltdown that would produce would be fucking incredible
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You must be new which is fine, but here's some tips.
- Ralph voted for Obama twice
- He feuded with more right wing gamergate spergs over LGBTQAIDSS+ rights and atheism

So yeah, if you look back, you'll realise a JCaesar187 that would, and still will lick the axe wound.
 
Whether Ralph gets Keffals senpai to notice him or not, I take some minor solace in the knowledge that if Kiwi Farms truly goes down, Ethan's operation is not much farther behind.

Null can make ends meet without the site, I'm sure. What's this fat retard going to do without his superchats? Get a real job?
 
MCJarbo said:
Lyrics:

girl come out of hiding
'cause who the fuck would even go fly to ireland?
when there's such a thing as epstein island
where as you get as much drugs, sex and violence
and we can crash there girl, that's decided
and you can hit the bathtub if you can find it
the bar's open now, troon drinks provided
to every kid, turn 'em all into some weird crossgender hybrids
am i shortsighted or does your body look like
a blind first-year college student designed it?
i hope they put a zipper inside it
i only smash puss with a visible hymen
but i'm so excited girl we can fuck rough
you'll never have half as many kids as i did
with all the anxiety, jacked off to your CNN shit
that was just impeccable timing
look at the facts dude
i got my battle scars luke, you got your axe wound
so to transform back would be a bad move
plus if you can be a bitch, i could learn to be man too
rip off the bandaid, drag your trans ass (to the ballet)
then put my mayonnaise up in your man-cave
that's clearly man-made
but maybe go get checked 'cause it seems you're in a bad way
'cause you ain't no woman

you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me
(forty-one, forty-two, forty-three)
you ain't no woman, no woman to me
you're no woman to me

some say you got wrecked son
but i just want you show you love and affection
now let me spread it wide for an inspection
you're my kind of car crash... hit and run
in that place that you ain't get wet from
the cold place that you ain't never bled from
that place that you often shit the bed from
'cause it was once probably part of your rectum
bitch get your legs up in the air, yeah
both thumbs in the rear like baked alaska's in here
and we invited blaire... white and fucking sophia
narwitz, let's bring back my garbage career
stand with you in the clouds, fight off the flare
get these bitch ass clowns the fuck out of here
then take you out to the seaside
for some ice cream then some creampie
yeah westside to the eastside
they call it troonshine, i never knew why
i used to be known as the poop guy
now i'm known for sticking my bone up in two guys
'cause you ain't no woman

you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me
(forty-one, forty-two, forty-three)
you ain't no woman, no woman to me
you're no woman to me

beef with the farms, fucking lambs to the slaughter
josh you can cancel that order
how many dads that thought it was just a bath full of water
ended up with a god damn man for a daughter (uh huh)
ethan i know you want it, before i start talking about
all of this pedophile shit (uh huh)
i can hear your lips smacking a bit
and it's really obvious you want to suck my dick
eat my mutilated balls and the bean that don't flick
if you like everything you're seeing, nigga don't trip
'cause i get a hold of pre-teens waiting for a sip
way better than that simple latino called nick
in a pile of kids, that's the only way
that this twitter hypocrite could ever hit a lick
penis or tits? how the fuck do you pick?
decide quick before the good doc goes snip snip
you know you ain't no god damn woman

you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me
you ain't no woman, ain't no woman to me
you're no woman to me

forty one... forty one percent!
you ain't no woman, ain't no woman to me
no woman to me
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How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like Ronnie, too bold
Maybe you're just like Sandra,
She's never satisfied (she's never satisfied)
Why do we holler at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When gunts collide 🎵

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AltisticRight said:
You must be new which is fine, but here's some tips.
- Ralph voted for Obama twice
- He feuded with more right wing gamergate spergs over LGBTQAIDSS+ rights and atheism

So yeah, if you look back, you'll realise a JCaesar187 that would, and still will lick the axe wound.
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Wasn't he also a writer for a left-wing political website? I know I read a really embarrassing article of his deep throating Obama.
 
Inside your walls said:
How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like Ronnie, too bold
Maybe you're just like Sandra,
She's never satisfied (she's never satisfied)
Why do we holler at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When gunts collide 🎵

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This pic really shows Lucas is starting to get the classic Eunuch body shape.
(Ralph already displays it, as his Gunt produces formidable levels of estrogen, accounting for Ralph's way of reacting to stress like a bitch.)
When they hit their 30's their body fat distribution settles around their middle, check out any pictures of historical Eunuchs.
All he needs is one of those tassled rice farmer hats and a Mandarin robe and our pet failed Fart Porn actor would fit right in serving a 15th C Chinese Emperor.
 
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