Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.
Procrastinhater said:
Lucas looks more like a woman than Mantsu at least, especially when you see them side by side.
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I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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Some Badger said:
I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.

I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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You can crop the head out and people would think he's Ethan Ralph.
 
Some Badger said:
I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.

I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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That's perfect than, isn't that his preferred strike zone?
 
Some Badger said:
I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.

I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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He can't even get fat like a woman. That's a pot bellied hank hill ass having MAN.
 
Some Badger said:
I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.

I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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Lucas looks absolutely disgusting. A literal hunchback, big protruding gut, long greasy hair, bitch tits......you're on CNN and this is literally the best you can dress? A smelly black T-Shirt and unwashed black pants hanging off your non-existent ass? Couldn't buy a new outfit with that 100 grand you milked by making up allegations?

No fucking person is going to look at this creature and think "Yes, that's a woman." He's just a disgusting Severus Snape-lookin' mothafucka that loooks like he's on his way to committ a school shooting. He looks like a man with a hormone disorder giving him strangely saggy bitch tits.

Him and Ralph have in common that they're both money-obsessed hypocrites, possess giant guts and can hardly walk, and whenever they're caught on camera people point and laugh because of how fucking comically weird they look.

They also both have a similar penis size, I think Lucas might be bigger TBH.
 
While we're taking shots at Lucas and Gunt for looking like disgusting hobgoblins, I am reminded of the fact that Lucas is the taller one. :cryblood:
 
Gina Gillotti said:
The only thing these people have in common is gonorrhea and a likewise-burning hatred for Joshua Connor Moon. Any alliance formed on so shaky a foundation is likely to result in a hilarious betrayal.
And although we make fun of the swine and his horse, KF has been more or less indirectly responsible for almost every W Ralph has taken lately by making fun of his equally barnyard tier enemies, so aren't we really better considered his natural ally against the tranny menace?
Gunt logic at it's finest.
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We gotta give something to Ralph and Kweeen Keffals, this alliance turned out to be as deadly to the forum as the time Shang Tsung teamed up with Quan Chi to Snap Liu Kang's neck.
 

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Some Badger said:
I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.

I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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Wait so that's not the wind or anything right? What's even the point of the HRT if you're just gonna have the Virgin posture?
 
Some Badger said:
I can't even bring myself to be appalled at Ralph anymore; throwing your dissident right-wing grift under the bus to team up with a censor-happy communist troon with no forethought towards optics is the exact thing I would expect from someone as void of principles as the ragepig.

I don't know if you've seen those photos of Lucas from the side that have been circulating lately but he looks like a fat 15 year old boy.

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It's kind of interesting how they're built with a dad bod beer gut. Keffals in their 20s right? If so they're aging terribly.
 
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