💪 Tough Guys Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

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To German speakers: How does Drachenlord sound to you, when he speaks? What kind of impression does he give, based on the way he talks?

I'm curious about this, because it seems like most lolcows have a peculiar way of speaking that might be otherwise lost on non-native speakers. For example:
The Gunt has a slurred Southern drawl, with random bouts of hollering usually preceded by the phrase "NOW WAIT A MINUTE"
Patrick Tomlinson speaks like an effeminate, condescending prick.
Nick Fuentes sounds like someone trying way too hard to speak like a 1960s newscaster.
WingsofRedemption talks like he's black yet simultaneously sounds exactly like you'd imagine a white neckbeard would.

So what about Rainer?
 
To German speakers: How does Drachenlord sound to you, when he speaks? What kind of impression does he give, based on the way he talks?

I'm curious about this, because it seems like most lolcows have a peculiar way of speaking that might be otherwise lost on non-native speakers. For example:
The Gunt has a slurred Southern drawl, with random bouts of hollering usually preceded by the phrase "NOW WAIT A MINUTE"
Patrick Tomlinson speaks like an effeminate, condescending prick.
Nick Fuentes sounds like someone trying way too hard to speak like a 1960s newscaster.
WingsofRedemption talks like he's black yet simultaneously sounds exactly like you'd imagine a white neckbeard would.

So what about Rainer?
Rainer talks like an absolute retard and listening to him reading is absolutely fucking hilarious. Every time he talks he attaches -NE to words that end with EN. For example instead of einkaufen (to buy sth) he says einkaufne. And him reading...omg. He says stuff that isn't even IN the text. He invents completely new sentences and everytime he can't read something he says was?? (what??)

Let's use Goethe's The Sorcerer's Apprentice as example (Rainer most likely never heard of neither him nor the poem):


Hat der alte Hexenmeister
sich doch einmal wegbegeben!
Und nun sollen seine Geister
auch nach meinem Willen leben.


Rainer version:

Hat der alte...was?? Hexenmo...monat
sich doch...was?? mal weeeeg begebne!
Und...was?? nun sollne...was?? seine Geistern...was??
nach...was?? meinem Willne lebneee.
 
To German speakers: How does Drachenlord sound to you, when he speaks? What kind of impression does he give, based on the way he talks?

I'm curious about this, because it seems like most lolcows have a peculiar way of speaking that might be otherwise lost on non-native speakers. For example:
The Gunt has a slurred Southern drawl, with random bouts of hollering usually preceded by the phrase "NOW WAIT A MINUTE"
Patrick Tomlinson speaks like an effeminate, condescending prick.
Nick Fuentes sounds like someone trying way too hard to speak like a 1960s newscaster.
WingsofRedemption talks like he's black yet simultaneously sounds exactly like you'd imagine a white neckbeard would.

So what about Rainer?
As my fellow haider already said, Rainer sounds mostly retarded. The way he pretends verbs and some nouns are spoken with an "-neeee" at the end, rather then the proper"-en" makes him sound like he belongs into a special needs class. (oh wait)

Now he doesn't do it all the time, so it could be worse.
His franconian accent (not to be confused with francphone, these are the french) makes him sound like an uneducated bum, as it is common in the rest of the world as well.

And I'm realizing now that he IS uneducated AND homeless.


I still have to emphizes that Rainer is a malicious piece of shit, compareable to Chris-chan. Both of them sound harmless and one could think that they are too stupid to understan whats going on.



While they are uneducated (Chris is leagues more educated then Rainer, as he has a 2 years degree from a community college, while Rainer was just 10 years in school without a degree. This is below the minimum for German standards), they are vindictive and selfish littles shits with extremly perverse sexual tastes. They know what they are doing.

Rainer is just shy of fucking his mom like Chris did.

So do not under any circumstances feel sorry for this piece of shit, he is there on his own volition.
Oh, and happy birthday Chris. you are 7 years older then Rainer but still look younger.
 
i wonder how many other hilarious cow antics we miss out on because of language barriers. thanks to the story tellers and translators, count dankula and the holy one on youtube.
 
Does Rainer have any white knights or financial enablers that support his lifestyle, like Chris and the Gunt? Does he have any genuine fans? Or is he truly universally reviled?

And on a random note, what does ‘Derjeniche’ mean, in the context of Drachenlord? I see that word everywhere
 
To German speakers: How does Drachenlord sound to you, when he speaks? What kind of impression does he give, based on the way he talks?

As a German you will immediately notice 3 things:
- he is from the southern parts of Germany
- he is not very educated
- he is probably a retard (= of low IQ; which he officially is since a trial in 2021 where an expertise on him was presented by his lawyer which officially classified him as a retard)

The dialect he speaks or sometimes tries to speak, the Franconian one, is overall a very relaxed one and can be understood very easily. It's not a harsh and guttural sounding one like other southern dialects or like people in Saxonia speak. And it doesn't sound as slurred as other German dialects.
But Rainer speaks sometimes really, really slurred.

There is the phenoma @Sinner's Sandwich already mentioned where Rainer fucks up the end of a word (mainly verbs). There is one kind of (in)famous example: rose hips are called "Hagebutte" in German. The plural of "Hagebutte" is "Hagebutten" but when Rainer speaks it becomes "Hagebuttne".
The word also can be used as example for the kind of Franconian dialect he speaks because in the Franconian dialect it's pronounced "Hagebudden". Turning a t into a d or a k in a g is a common trait in this region. Not everywhere and not in every word and it also depends a lot on the different parts of Franconia of course.
Reiner claims that the ne-phenoma is something that steems from his dialect but in fact it does not. It's just him being uneducated and/or a retard (nuture vs nature).

His vocabulary is very limited and basic. Which leads to two other funny traits of Rainer.
1) He incorporates words in his vocabulary which to him sound like only a very educated person would use but in 99,9% of the time he uses the words in a completely wrong context. Sometimes it makes it use meaningless and sometimes it even undermines completely what he actually wants to say.
His current favourite new word is "banal" (mundane; banal).
2) The moment he learns a new word which he thinks of it being a very educated one he uses it a lot. You can immediately recognize when Rainer learned a new word.

When he is angry his speech becomes very slurred and tends to turn into unrecognizable rambling.

And he has a lot of issues with forming proper and coherent sentences, even with very simple ones.
You may know KingCobraJFS who often has these kind of blackouts where he speaks and just stops speaking mid sentence like his CPU stopped working, blackouts for a few seconds and then continues like nothing happened? Rainer does this too.


EDIT:
Does Rainer have any white knights or financial enablers that support his lifestyle, like Chris and the Gunt? Does he have any genuine fans? Or is he truly universally reviled?

It's safe to assume that 99,999999% of the financial support he gets from people is in fact coming from trolls.

And on a random note, what does ‘Derjeniche’ mean, in the context of Drachenlord? I see that word everywhere

"Derjeniche" is a slurred version of "Der jenige" which simply means "the one who".
Rainer uses this word a lot. Like "Ich bin nicht derjeniche der die Scheiße baut" = "I am not the who does fuck shit up".
He uses it to deflect any sort of criticism and thus has become a running gag among trolls.
 
"What also needs food to grow?
Water!"

- Rainer Winkler

Yes, he really said this and it's translated correctly. It doesn't make sense in ANY language.
 
Today a new porn blog of Rainer was found but the blog was deleted shortly after it was found. I haven't seen the blog myself so I can't really confirm it's existence.

What I can confirm is that another blog from Rainer went online again: the escort blog.
Yes, Rainer is offering himself as a prostitute.

Some highlights:
- you can buy clothes that he has worn, even with cum stains on it (only mens clothes though)
- you can buy used sex toys, also with cum stains
- you can rent him to give you advice for how to look like a metalhead
- you can rent him to go to a sauna or a tiddy bar with you (you have to pay for the entry for both of you though)
- you can rent him for sex, either alone, for threesomes or group sex (hetero sex, gay sex, doesn't matter, sex is sex)
- he offers BDSM services

The prize list:
- you have at least to book him for 5 hours for 1.500€
- 10 hours cost 3.200€
- 24 hours cost 5.000€
- one whole week costs 36.000€


Laut Schanzenwatch gibt es einen neuen Porno-Blog, der aber auch schon wieder offline gegangen ist:

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Drachenchronik listet den Blog inzwischen auch auf:
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Ich kann es nicht bestätigen, da ich den neuen Porno-Blog nicht mit eigenen Augen gesehen habe.

Dafür ist der Escort-Blog, den Reiner am 9. Januar diesen Jahres erstellt hat, wieder zurück online:


Die nachfolgenden Screenshots sind von heute, dem 27.02.2023.
Archiv nicht möglich, da für den Blog die Altersverifizierung aktiviert wurde


"Startseite"

"Willkommen zu Drachenlord Escort"

"Preise und Dienste"

"Zusätzliche Angebote"


Gab es das Angebot schon damals im Januar, dass er vollgewichste Klamotten und Sextoys angeboten hat?
 
I know that Drachenlord is often called the "German Chris-Chan" and the parallels are obvious, especially now after watching that Geno Samuel-style documentary (kindly translated by @roombutt) It's especially interesting given that, for years, people contemplated on what the Chris-Chan 'homeless saga' would be like once Barb passed away and Chris lost his house. The current jail saga Chris is in seemingly came out of nowhere (albeit with glaring signs in retrospect), but I think what's currently going on with Rainer gives a good insight into what the homeless saga would look like.

From what I gather, Rainer has basically burned every bridge and fucked up all of the second chances given to him, right? At this point, is he basically just moving from hotel to hotel, spending what's left of his blue Ford truck sale on train fares and at cafes? I assume the Haiders are still fucking with the revenue he gets from streaming as well. Didn't they dox a random garden store worker who gave him 27 euro or something? I can't even fathom living like that, but apparently he has zero regrets.

That leaves me wondering, where does Rainer see himself in the future? Does he seriously think he's going to make shitloads of money from journalists, TV producers, streaming, and working as a gigolo?

And where do you, kind German Haiders in this thread answering all our questions, think he is going to wind up? What's the endgame? Is he anywhere near rock bottom?
 
I know that Drachenlord is often called the "German Chris-Chan" and the parallels are obvious, especially now after watching that Geno Samuel-style documentary (kindly translated by @roombutt) It's especially interesting given that, for years, people contemplated on what the Chris-Chan 'homeless saga' would be like once Barb passed away and Chris lost his house. The current jail saga Chris is in seemingly came out of nowhere (albeit with glaring signs in retrospect), but I think what's currently going on with Rainer gives a good insight into what the homeless saga would look like.

From what I gather, Rainer has basically burned every bridge and fucked up all of the second chances given to him, right? At this point, is he basically just moving from hotel to hotel, spending what's left of his blue Ford truck sale on train fares and at cafes? I assume the Haiders are still fucking with the revenue he gets from streaming as well. Didn't they dox a random garden store worker who gave him 27 euro or something? I can't even fathom living like that, but apparently he has zero regrets.

That leaves me wondering, where does Rainer see himself in the future? Does he seriously think he's going to make shitloads of money from journalists, TV producers, streaming, and working as a gigolo?

And where do you, kind German Haiders in this thread answering all our questions, think he is going to wind up? What's the endgame? Is he anywhere near rock bottom?
Germany will eventually provide him with a social housing apartment. Something like 40 square meters. They will cover the rent and give him 500€ a month to live off of.

All he has to do is apply and wait. As a homeless person he has bigger chances to get one of those flats sooner.

That is if he's smart enough to do it.

Germany has a fantastic social network, and he won't fall through cracks if he accepts help. But who knows with this retard.
 
Germany will eventually provide him with a social housing apartment. Something like 40 square meters. They will cover the rent and give him 500€ a month to live off of.

All he has to do is apply and wait. As a homeless person he has bigger chances to get one of those flats sooner.

That is if he's smart enough to do it.

Germany has a fantastic social network, and he won't fall through cracks if he accepts help. But who knows with this retard.
no wonder they are getting flooded with various 3rd world niggers. pray for a new hitler my german friends. we need him too.
 
Let's not forget about Drachenlord's iconic "Kaggduschne" that the Hayders translate to "the act of defecating while taking a shower".
He truly is a master of the German language :story:
I was under the impression that cack-douchign (as I shall translate it) was showering after shitting as a substitute for wiping. Are you saying that it is in fact the same as waffle-stomping?
 
I was under the impression that cack-douchign (as I shall translate it) was showering after shitting as a substitute for wiping. Are you saying that it is in fact the same as waffle-stomping?
It's the former, i.e. taking a shower after taking a shit instead of wiping. What's also funny is how often he kept getting back on that topic just to tell everyone that it is more hygienic. After he moved out people started exploring his abandoned house and also took a picture of his shower so you can judge for yourself whether his claim is true:
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Germany will eventually provide him with a social housing apartment. Something like 40 square meters. They will cover the rent and give him 500€ a month to live off of.

All he has to do is apply and wait. As a homeless person he has bigger chances to get one of those flats sooner.

That is if he's smart enough to do it.

Germany has a fantastic social network, and he won't fall through cracks if he accepts help. But who knows with this retard.
LMAO this is not true at all.
 
- he is probably a retard (= of low IQ; which he officially is since a trial in 2021 where an expertise on him was presented by his lawyer which officially classified him as a retard)
Does he have any state provided income since he is (officially) retarded? Something akin to Personal Independence Payment that we have in Bongland rather than a dole for him supposedly looking for work?
 
Does he have any state provided income since he is (officially) retarded? Something akin to Personal Independence Payment that we have in Bongland rather than a dole for him supposedly looking for work?

No, he hasn't.

It's a bit tricky.

In 2021 Rainer had his big trial for several cases of assault and insulting. His lawyer got Rainer looked up by a doc who attested Rainer of being of low IQ. The lawyer wanted to use this attest to get a lower sentence for Rainer.
In German law it can be mitigating if the defendant is of low IQ.

Rainer attested an IQ of 58.

In the re-trial a new attest was provided but the details of it is are unknown bc the judge ruled that the public wasn't allowed to attend for the time of the new attest being presented. Only the judge, Rainer, his lawyer and the state's attorny know the details.

We have different kinds of social welfare. The two most important ones are:

- ALG 1
You have to work for at least 12 months in a row. If you then lose your job you get ALG1 which is 60% of your last regular income. You get it for 12 months. Should you not get a new job ALG 1 ends and you get ALG 2.

- ALG 2 (also known has "Hartz4", now "Bürgergeld")
ALG 2 is a certain amount of income provided by the state. At the moment it's around 500€ + the rent for your flat. You also get your health insurance covered.
ALG2 is also for certain other people. Like homeless people, refugees, people too handicaped for regular work or if your too old for work but your pension is too low.

Rainer would easily qualify for ALG2.
 
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