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Brother Rabbit said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it r/legaladvice where a man asked for advice on divorcing his cheating wife and in turn she killed their 3 kids and herself?
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That was r/relationship_advice an equally entertaining sub but not as lulzy as r/relationships. She killed the kids and tried to an hero but failed. The mother in law fraudulently set up a go fund me for the kids' funeral but was actually funneling the money for her piece of shit daughter's legal fees. Advice on how to take down the go fund me was probably asked in r/legaladvice. The ex mother-in-law is a huge piece of shit too that thinks her daughter's shit don't stink and blames the children's deaths on OP wanting a divorce.

It's a shit situation and OP deleted his reddit account during the trail.
 
There is a post that was made 5 years ago, but it seems to be quite infamous to this day.

I don't think their posts can get more :islamic: than this:
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At first i thought this might be a troll, but she made a thread about the exact same situation in r/needadvice, where she also defended her pos boyfriend by infantilizing him and presenting the abuse as a dumb attempt to help. It's legit.
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Tempest said:
https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/7hrmw8/keep_children_away_from_me_norway/

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That reminds me of a documentary I watched about irresponsible big cat owners, Elephant in the Living Room. This trashy, hoarding fucker buys a male lion cub and raises him like a dog. Then he gets a female cub and puts them together in this nasty ass horse trailer baking in the sun. Surprise surprise they made more baby lions!!!

The big cat rescue guy in the series was SUPER against trash man keeping them, but did backflips and cartwheels to improve an enclosure so that the cats could at least live in somewhat tolerable conditions.

Then a breaker tripped thanks to trash man’s shitty lifestyle, wiring, and deep freezer causing the entire enclosure to become electrified. They showed footage of this gorgeous male lion being fucking electrocuted to death.

End of story, guy signs over rights to remaining big cats and they go to a big cat shelter. He shed many tears of regret and longing for his snuggly lion cubs while clutching an unfiltered pall mall cigarette in his nicotine stained paws. Cocksucker

Big cat ownership/breeding is something I go HULKSMASH over.
 
Peeno Noir said:
There is a post that was made 5 years ago, but it seems to be quite infamous to this day.

I don't think their posts can get more :islamic: than this:
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At first i thought this might be a troll, but she made a thread about the exact same situation in r/needadvice, where she also defended her pos boyfriend by infantilizing him and presenting the abuse as a dumb attempt to help. It's legit.
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Even if it was as he said a totally innocent lick of a child's genitals as she requested (and I can't believe I just typed that), he should be locked up for being fucking stupid enough to actually do it. Seriously.
 
Peeno Noir said:
There is a post that was made 5 years ago, but it seems to be quite infamous to this day.

I don't think their posts can get more :islamic: than this:
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At first i thought this might be a troll, but she made a thread about the exact same situation in r/needadvice, where she also defended her pos boyfriend by infantilizing him and presenting the abuse as a dumb attempt to help. It's legit.
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I call bullshit. I can’t believe they’d find a fucking therapist who would gaslight a child into believing there was no fucking harm meant.

And who in their right mind would lick a yeast rash? Dude got busted and has fleeced his fiancée into believing he was just trying to help out her baby sister. And she believes him.

They both need to be shot
 
Peeno Noir said:
There is a post that was made 5 years ago, but it seems to be quite infamous to this day.

I don't think their posts can get more :islamic: than this:
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At first i thought this might be a troll, but she made a thread about the exact same situation in r/needadvice, where she also defended her pos boyfriend by infantilizing him and presenting the abuse as a dumb attempt to help. It's legit.
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Jesus fucking tap dancing christ. I know it probably isn't since stupidity on the internet is fucking prevalent, but I seriously hope that's a troll.
 
Peeno Noir said:
There is a post that was made 5 years ago, but it seems to be quite infamous to this day.

I don't think their posts can get more :islamic: than this:
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What the fuck? How does one go from dab some cream/saliva on the affected area to "welp time to lick some underage punani, hehe just trying to help"?
What a sick fuck. There is legit no excuse for that shit. You cannot simply say that a 20 year old man was trying to help by licking her crotch. Fucking run out to a pharmacy, buy the appropriate fucking cream, tell her what to do, and fucking send her off to the bathroom to do it. Really just sounds like he took advantage of the situation for himself, fucking creep.
 
Is it weird to have anti-itch cream? I stock that next to neosporin and hydrogen peroxide, which I was pretty sure was a basic home medical kit.
 
I've dealt with a few kids who had diaper rashes and the like, and not once did I think to try oral sex as a cure.

I think I'll keep going that route.
 
AprilRains said:
I've dealt with a few kids who had diaper rashes and the like, and not once did I think to try oral sex as a cure.

I think I'll keep going that route.
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Yeah I’m pretty sure the most far out yeast rash advice I ever got was a dilution grapefruit seed extract and a zinc based ointment.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
That was r/relationship_advice an equally entertaining sub but not as lulzy as r/relationships. She killed the kids and tried to an hero but failed. The mother in law fraudulently set up a go fund me for the kids' funeral but was actually funneling the money for her piece of shit daughter's legal fees. Advice on how to take down the go fund me was probably asked in r/legaladvice. The ex mother-in-law is a huge piece of shit too that thinks her daughter's shit don't stink and blames the children's deaths on OP wanting a divorce.

It's a shit situation and OP deleted his reddit account during the trail.
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Also the legal case has ended as the wife that killed the children named Brandi Worley got sentenced to 120 years in prison for two counts of murder.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
This is why you never use any of your real details when hiring a lady of the evening. Even where whoring is legal you wouldn't want your boss to find out. If you're going to fuck a whore, at least learn to hide your fucking powerlevel.
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My understanding (gleaned from the prostitution chapter of Freakonomics) is that you have to reveal your powerlevel as part of the transaction with an experienced escort.

In order to protect themselves from Johns they require shit like your work number prior to hooking up. They'll call you up in your office as a service to talk dirty to you a little and in order to confirm the date or whatever. But the other reason is that if you're a shithead and rob them or beat them up they'll call up your boss/old lady and make your life hell.

Hookers rarely do this (although they might claw through your wallet for your ID) but their physical security is guaranteed by their pimp threatening you with violence or the police (who frequently have an arrangement to look the other way in regards to hookers in exchange for "services rendered").

In either situation, buying sex illegally makes you vulnerable to blackmail and/or getting robbed at knife point by a guy in a crushed suede suit.

tl:dr don't buy sex illegally
 
JustStopDude said:
Going to reddit for free legal advice is moronic and insane. It is like going to reddit for medical advice when you are sick.

I type this and realize immediately there is likely idiots that do this as well...
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Visiting Reddit in general is insane. The last time I was there it gave me cancer. Holy shit what a mess that community is, it's more screwed up than us.
 
CausticMinory said:
>first line "I'm a pedo"
Yup reddit was a mistake
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Not to be a prick about it but he(?) said paedophobe, as in, terrified of children.
The rest of the post is complete madness but you're jumping on the paedo train a little too quicky there my boy
 
Vrakks said:
Not to be a prick about it but he(?) said paedophobe, as in, terrified of children.
The rest of the post is complete madness but you're jumping on the paedo train a little too quicky there my boy
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Oh,
Reddit was still a mistake though
 
Lysol said:
Is it weird to have anti-itch cream? I stock that next to neosporin and hydrogen peroxide, which I was pretty sure was a basic home medical kit.
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Most of those like corticosteroid creme don't get used internally as vaginally applied yeast infection creme. Different beast since yeast is an organism and requires an antimicrobial.

That said I keep two tubes of plain anti itch stuff because I live in mosquito land.
 
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