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Sargoy of Mossad said:
Visiting Reddit in general is insane. The last time I was there it gave me cancer. Holy shit what a mess that community is, it's more screwed up than us.
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What's funny to me is that the subs you'd expect to have the most fucked up community are generally more down to earth. r/watchpeopledie is pretty chill
 
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Peeno Noir said:
There is a post that was made 5 years ago, but it seems to be quite infamous to this day.

I don't think their posts can get more :islamic: than this:
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At first i thought this might be a troll, but she made a thread about the exact same situation in r/needadvice, where she also defended her pos boyfriend by infantilizing him and presenting the abuse as a dumb attempt to help. It's legit.
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I have so many questions.
  • Why would a child of 8 have a possible yeast infection?
  • Why would she ask her sisters live in fiance and not her mother to help her with it?
  • Why would his first thought be, lick it?
  • Why is the older sister not more bothered by this?
 
Nekromantik said:
I have so many questions.
  • Why would a child of 8 have a possible yeast infection?
  • Why would she ask her sisters live in fiance and not her mother to help her with it?
  • Why would his first thought be, lick it?
  • Why is the older sister not more bothered by this?
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It's revealed in comment in another other thread that OP's dad sleeps in the sister's bed when he is drunk, OP was sexually abuse, her dad thinks the boyfriend didn't do nothing, and her dad molesting her sister has crossed her mind.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
It's revealed in comment in another other thread that OP's dad sleeps in the sister's bed when he is drunk, OP was sexually abuse, her dad thinks the boyfriend didn't do nothing, and her dad molesting her sister has crossed her mind.
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I don't even know how to feel about this. OP asking reddit for legal advice was the least stupid thing she ever did. My God!
 
drunk "Jedi master" said:
oh my god looking at the top rated posts on /r/legaladvice is a gold mine View attachment 487005 some of my faves are "my little sister needs a abortion" saga and its ending here and "CP on laptop I bought off crageslist what do I do" some of this shit should be obvious like calling planed fucken parenthood or better yet your sister calling its her problem not yours unless your fucking your sister which would explain a lot or in the 2nd case call the police and don't use it don't delete it just get it to the cops asap when you notice said material on a device.
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Original suggestion of it was deleted but holy shit. Doing that would make you look guilty as all fuck.
 
Deez Nuts said:
Original suggestion of it was deleted but holy shit. Doing that would make you look guilty as all fuck.
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Doing that would be not unlike finding a gun with blood on it, and instead of taking it to the cops, disassembling it and throwing the parts in different spots in a river. I'm wondering if that suggestion was trolling or not.
 
That best of r/legaladvice is a goldmine:

He keeps skirting around it but you know they are minorities and he doesn't want to come out and say it which makes it hilarious.

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Ok had to add this one because holy fuck that is a ton of meth to be moving inland like that and it is hilarious they went to the internet for advice on that.
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Everything about the fat fuck teenager reeks of an autistic that feels the protagonist of Disney's Heavyweights should have stood his ground instead of participating in the plot of the film.

I love that the coffee shop owner felt the need to use the word 'atmosphere' three times in two short paragraphs. I feel that this rules out there being any reasonable explanation for his wanting these children gone. Being as this guy is from Texas, I feel that we can rule out it being overtly racial. The nigra invasion of neighborhoods where they are not commonplace is hardly a reason for hesitation even in places a lot more "tolerant" than Texas. Also, why would a Texan stir the shit by provoking an issue with Latino children? That is a big customer base to chase off with idiocy. If they were just poor, then I can't see there being a problem with informing them that they need to be customers in order to fuck around with the stereo and loiter.

Either those kids are (perceived to be) queer or they're mongoloids. Given his eventual response dripping with pure contempt for these children, I'm thinking it is because he thinks they are homos. Sexually harassin' the good Chrishin folk of Ruritania with their.. their.. Adam Lambert! If it were doofy kids, then it would be more like a pest control problem than anything. You don't become furious about carpenter ants, you just have the problem fixed. I just can't think of any demographic that a coffee should want to actively exclude but also be wary of doing so at all.
 
It’s disgusting that people share this for fucking internet points. All this personal info just for internet points.

Great for us as we need the lulz.
 
Vrakks said:
Not to be a prick about it but he(?) said paedophobe, as in, terrified of children.
The rest of the post is complete madness but you're jumping on the paedo train a little too quicky there my boy
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Wow, I literally didn't see that until now. I thought he was a pedo who wanted to avoid temptation, not that he was a fully-grown adult who is afraid of small, weak, cute humans. "I'm a paedoph**e" is a really dumb way of expressing that sentiment
 
Broken Pussy said:
A lot of times, the people at LA will tell advice seekers exactly this, about calling to find out who you could talk to in your area. I think people are just lazy and stupid, honestly. Or they have already made up their minds and they think that the people at LA will reinforce what they’ve already assumed. Which very rarely ever happens. The regular posters enjoy playing wack-a-mole too much.
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In my area, Legal Aid won't give out advice over the phone, at least not until you've done an intake. And with the intake you have to provide proof of income to qualify for a lawyer to help you (dunno about simple advice...I didnt do intakes.) If you earn enough to to hire your own lawyer they'll turn you down.
 
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