🤝 Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

[The Whore of Babylon]

Yeah rushing into marriage, especially with zero sexual exploration seems to never end well. I know one of my friends who went to a fundie college said a lot of her old classmates also ended up as young single moms with a bunch of kids all with different dads. Like the just went nuts after starting to leave fundie-dom but still didnt know anything about healthy relationships or contraception.

bet it works out fine for the men in the cult though

 

[Android raptor]

bet it works out fine for the men in the cult though

Oh I'm sure, I doubt fundies treat one of their own being a deadbeat dad with at worst mild disapproval.

Women have to pop out at least one or two older daughters before they get to become deadbeat parents it seems.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I imagine it's difficult going from no physical contact whatsoever to kissing to fucking in the same day. It's also really shitty that the cult requires you commit to someone legally and spiritually for a lifetime without knowing if you're at all sexually compatible. It just sucks that the end result is a wife with 10 kids and no orgasms and a husband hunting for strange on Ashley Madison

 

[multiverse]

Ok, there's no reason this has to be the all-Duggar thread, right? What about them Grifting Rodurigueses?

Mom: Jill Noyes Rodurigues
Dad: David Rodurigues

13 emaciated children! Gobs of makeup that make Tammy Faye look the very picture of modesty! Hair not out of place at a White Snake concert! MLM mom because the fat patriarch is useless! Narcissistic Jill and her seething jealousy over her eldest daughter having the audacity to get pregnant without precious mama's permission! Forcing the kids to sing for their supper in an RV that roams across the country in search of "love offerings" and scraps of food for their children!

Here's a 45 minute video - skip to 5 minutes before the end for the most gobsmacking, seething, coping narc mom performance of all time! - where Jill grits her teeth and admits her daughter can get pregnant, but she can't! TELL ME HOW HAPPY YOU ARE CHILDREN. OR ELSE.

MAMA MUST BE THERE DON'T U WORRY

 

[Sketch]

Pregnancy fetish exists ect, hes definitely got one. This is why sheltered often religious girls or kids are easy to groom they are taught really warped shit. JB smile always gave me instant fear, like you know hes twisted or weird

EW what if JB was the one who helped him prey on his sisters??

 

[For The Internet]

Nurie looks good, her complexion is better and she's filled out a bit. The whole 'we're going to get pregnant together' thing was so nasty and I'm glad Jill has to take a back seat while Nurie gets to bask in the spotlight, especially after Jill made their wedding all about her.

 

[multiverse]

Nurie looks good, her complexion is better and she's filled out a bit. The whole 'we're going to get pregnant together' thing was so nasty and I'm glad Jill has to take a back seat while Nurie gets to bask in the spotlight, especially after Jill made their wedding all about her.

She still looks perilously thin to me; here's hoping she allows herself to eat a bit more during this pregnancy and after.

More creepy shit!

Aww, look at their disabled youngest daughter Janessa (she had an in utero stroke due to Jill taking Plexus to lose weight during pregnancy) wearing her "wedding dress" and snuggling up on the lap of an unrelated old man! Sooo precious! There's no way this scene is infested with creepos exactly like Smugger. Just no way.


Here's Jill mooning over the day she (grits teeth) her daughter married Anna Duggar's youngest brother. The day she was almost famous for! Oh, and Nurie was there, too. BTW Jill is totally over her kid moving out now and definitely isn't trying to control her from afar with daily hours-long phone calls.

Oh, and any soul her children win for Jesus? Those are all Jill's souls. She made you. Give them to her.


Now we go back a couple of weeks to one of Jill's favorite days of the year, mother's day! Just like on her birthday and Christmas and every day in between, Jill expects lauds, adoration, and tribute (or else you little shits.) This is only about one third of the total posts she made for herself for being such a great mom.

Spoiler: Crazytown

Look at the fruit of her womb, all worshipping her! Look at them.


Now, one child had the audacity to live somewhere else and not be present on precious mama's special day, but don't you worry, Jill chased her down and squeezed an adoring message out of her. Oh, Nathan got you a crappy tee shirt? Lol, that's cute. It's like he doesn't even understand mothers day. Jill got more and way better presents than you. Sad!


Now let's pretend Renee - the New Nurie - wrote this post, and not Jill!


But that's nothing on what Kaylee did in a desperate bid for her mother to stop hating her for being younger and prettier than mama. Unless, of course, Jill was screaming at her until this essay came out just the way mama likes.

Wanna hear Jill lecture us about fornication and bad thoughts after she brought Josh Duggar around all of her kids not even a year back? Sure you do.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah I've heard the Rods are a horrowshow but I never knew a whole lot about them. They definitely belong itt, Jesus fucking Christ.

Just those little bits of Jill Rod make my skin crawl. The NPD is overwhelming even by fundie mom standards. Hope at least one of her kids eventually tells her to go fuck herself.

 

[Annie Adderall]

Can someone tell me more about how her kid had a stroke before birth because she went on a pregnancy MLM diet?! What piece of shit goes on an unsupervised sketchy diet while they're pregnant?

Moti check.

 

[Sparklepants]

Isn't eldest Rodlet Timmy living in a travel trailer in the side yard after failing out of flight school and community college thanks to Jill's subpar teaching and parenting?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Nurie looks good, her complexion is better and she's filled out a bit. The whole 'we're going to get pregnant together' thing was so nasty and I'm glad Jill has to take a back seat while Nurie gets to bask in the spotlight, especially after Jill made their wedding all about her.

She’s still far too thin. The fact that she stayed thin even after she and Nathan escaped Jill’s creepy-nailed clutches makes me pretty certain she’s dealing with an eating disorder. It would definitely track what with her horrible childhood curated by Jill and Shrek.

Poor Nurie. Being heavily pregnant, going through and then recovering from childbirth, and then the unpleasant reality of caring for a helpless newborn are all likely triggers for an even more intense relapse. Maybe I’m wrong. But I am reminded of Andrea Yates when I look at her: taken away from her (admittedly shitty) support network by her husband, destined/doomed to pop out baby after baby without reprieve, and a background of science-denial and dismissal of mental illness.

Anorexia is a bill that always comes due eventually in one way or another.

Anyone kept tabs on the Collins family? Karissa, Mandrae, and their perennially photoshopped brood of mixed race babies are pretty fascinating. For those that don’t know, she claimed that Jesus told her to deliver one of her babies in a Target. They all have wacky names:

Anissa, Andrae, Annistan, Anjalie, Andersyn, Aynjel, Ansyr, Anchor, Anthym

Karissa forces them to perform dance routines on command in her living room, all while wearing the most hilariously awful coordinated outfits.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Oh my god, I'm so glad you brought up the Rods. They're by far my favourite fundie family to snark on because they're like if the Duggars were about 300% more unhinged.

For anyone new to the Rodriguii, this podcast is a really great deep-dive/overview and it's pretty entertaining and snarky itself:

https://soundcloud.com/defraudedpodcast%2F40-deep-dive-december-rodrigues-family-getting-sluttish-and-slinging-plexus

 

[multiverse]

Can someone tell me more about how her kid had a stroke before birth because she went on a pregnancy MLM diet?! What piece of shit goes on an unsupervised sketchy diet while they're pregnant?

Moti check.

Sure, and get ready to get more MOTI! Jill starves all her kids, but never stints on her own portions, or deprives her husband. They mainly depended on other people to feed their 13 kids while traveling the country in a tiny RV. This resulted in Jill always looking for a quick fix to be as "trim" as her starving daughters while stuffing her face. Enter Plexus Pink.

Spoiler: Dead Fetus Juice

Isn't eldest Rodlet Timmy living in a travel trailer in the side yard after failing out of flight school and community college thanks to Jill's subpar teaching and parenting?

Yes, yes he is! The eldest son - second child out of 13 - lives in a trailer next to the family home after a single semester of flight school proved too much for him.

Part of the issue was that the Joyful Noyes Homeschool left all of Jill's children woefully, horrifically unprepared for any sort of adult life, let alone a college or flight school. The second issue was that Jill and David sent him off with no money, no food, didn't pay for any of his school materials, and the kids had no savings or work experience because his parents never allowed him to work for his own money. On top of that, Timothy's roommate reported that Jill would call him for hours each day to berate and scream at him, and make him feel guilty for every little thing he did, said or thought. Tim has now returned home and is working a retail job; it is presumably that all of his money is turned over to David and Jill, unless it's time take the remaining 12 kids and their parents out for dinner. Then Tim can pay.

But who are all these people?

David Rodurigues, unemployed father of 13, and Jill's hunka hunka hubby. The location is incorrect, David and family ran away from a CPS investigation in West Virginia a few years ago. First they shoved the entire 15 person family in a small RV and criss crossed the country for a good year or so, depending entirely on cash handouts and donated food. They eventually grifted a "barndominium" (more on that later) in Ohio and that's where they are today.

Spoiler: David

Jill Noyes Rodurigues, missed out on her chance to be an 80s hair band groupie and turned to God instead. BTW she met David when she was 12 and he was 19, and she set her cap for him immediately, and no one thinks this is fucked up. Every part of the ILB movement is disgusting.

Spoiler: Jill

Jill's best friend / favorite slave / first sister mom is Nurie. Nurie married ANNA DUGGAR'S youngest brother, Nathan, last summer. Josh Smugger was their wedding party MC. Jill was desperate to get this shindig on TLC but no luck.

Nurie has irritated Precious Mama by moving away to Florida without any consideration for mama whatsoever, which was then followed by Nurie getting pregnant without waiting for mama to get pregnant so they could be pregnant together. Nurie and Nathan's punishments for this have been repeated long visits to Ohio in a pandemic, and becoming Plexus downlines to Jill.

Spoiler: Nurie

Nurie is friends with Hosanna Plath, and they were both in each other's weddings. Nurie had a now-defunct etsy business while she waited for her lazy father to arrange a courtship for her. The failure of the Joyful Noyes Homeschool to teach her anything at all is evident: "glitz"? What is that? Surely you meant "glits".



There's just so much more to talk about, but we'll get there!

 

[multiverse]

Anyone kept tabs on the Collins family? Karissa, Mandrae, and their perennially photoshopped brood of mixed race babies are pretty fascinating. For those that don’t know, she claimed that Jesus told her to deliver one of her babies in a Target. They all have wacky names:

Omg tell me everything. What her accounts?

 

[Sparklepants]

Sure, and get ready to get more MOTI! Jill starves all her kids, but never stints on her own portions, or deprives her husband. They mainly depended on other people to feed their 13 kids while traveling the country in a tiny RV. This resulted in Jill always looking for a quick fix to be as "trim" as her starving daughters while stuffing her face. Enter Plexus Pink.

Don't forget that by Jill's own words in her children were happy when she got pregnant yet again even though "it means one less chicken leg" for them. And David drinking the hummingbird juice. Ugh.

Spoiler: Blog screenshots

 

[Annie Adderall]

Wanting to be in a pregnancy pact with your ~22-year-old daughter is extra special.

EDIT:
I guess it does sound a bit biblical. On-trend for them.

 

[multiverse]

Don't forget that by Jill's own words in her children were happy when she got pregnant yet again even though "it means one less chicken leg" for them. And David drinking the hummingbird juice. Ugh.

Spoiler: Blog screenshots

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Jill jams her religion into the most ridiculous things. Oh look my husband is a moron who drank expensive sugar water and dye, haha that's a god fearing ministry family for you? How the fuck are those two things related?

Shall we remember Jill having a total meltdown because Nurie only sent her a photo for her pregnancy announcement - but her mother in law got a CAKE with SPECIAL FROSTING?


Well that was just ungrateful. How dare mother Keller get something tangible because Nurie literally lives in an RV in their driveway (what's with fundies and their kids living in driveway RVs?) Jill deserved cake. So Jill hauled their entire mask maskless family in their RV down to Florida in the middle of a pandemic to interrogate her daughter in person for getting pregnant without her. The result was that insane 45 minute video of how great Jill is.

Edit: and how dare CPS visit them for neglecting their kids! It's perfectly normal to see children's, teens', and adults' skull bones, ribs and hip bones!

The boys:


The girls:


How old would you guess the two youngest are? 2 and 4? (For reference, the biggest girl in the back is 12.)


They are 3 and 7. SEVEN. That tiny child on the right is a seven year old with sunken eyes, hair falling out, and the same size as a child half her age. They have never taken her to a doctor, but something is seriously wrong with Sophia. She just gets ignored for mama's miracle baby Janessa.

 

[Annie Adderall]

I'm watching the Rodrequiez 45 minute video and found this:

I hope they buy a Cricut and make merch like this. Those demon horns are beautiful.

The kids all look thin. The eldest daughter's little skit performance with her fiance about "Counting calories really isn't funnnnnn. Yum yum yumm" was sus. Why would you share that with your younger siblings that aren't even school age? I'm getting bad food relationship vibes from the oldest. Maybe mom has body dysmorphia, sees fat children, and puts them on diets/ministers to them about the evils of being chubby. But hubchubs is above her in the biblical food chain, so she doesn't address his looming BMI.

Nice that this happened during the COVID Christmas, and everyone was crowding together to go caroling. It's a good thing they were outside to minimize the boomer COVID carnage. I'm fascinated by people with Spanish last names who are batshit evangelicals. I know the Catholic Church is hemorrhaging adult members, but I'd expect those ex-Catholics to downgrade on the crazy to Lutheranism or Anglicanism. Upgrading on the crazy is just weird. Didn't you suffer enough as a miniature Catholic?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Omg tell me everything. What her accounts?

Instagram:
@thecollinskids
@rootedinchristboutique
@karissabethphotos

The top account is the main one, the other two are for shilling mahhhdest clothing approved by Target Jesus and her photography respectively.

Here’s the happy couple’s romantic origin story:

I personally think Karissa is deeply mentally ill. She rambles on and on like a homeless schizophrenic except she has a litter of 9 tiny victims to care for while her husband checks out mentally and often quite literally.

ETA I can do more of a deep dive on the Collins fam if nobody else has already put in the time for that. It’ll take me some time to compile since ALL her posts are about that long-winded. But I’m happy to contribute.

 

[multiverse]

Instagram:
@thecollinskids
@rootedinchristboutique
@karissabethphotos

The top account is the main one, the other two are for shilling mahhhdest clothing approved by Target Jesus and her photography respectively.

Here’s the happy couple’s romantic origin story:

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I personally think Karissa is deeply mentally ill. She rambles on and on like a homeless schizophrenic except she has a litter of 9 tiny victims to care for while her husband checks out mentally and often quite literally.

Holy shit so much white girl cope. "Haha, all my friends are family are racists! And I've fetishized black guys since forever! I was so innocent in christ, I went out hunting for a nigga of my own week after week at da club, but none of the mens ever called me after seeing every possible red flag, even though I am A WHITE WOMAN. But then one nigga did!"

You cannot convince me that she didn't pop his tires on their first date to get him to stay with her. This one's a bunny boiler.