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Iirc, Paul picked Grace for a middle name as some kind of homage to God's love and grace for everyone.

It's still stupid.
God ‘told’ Morgan that she would be having a daughter, and to name her Grace. When they found out they were expecting a boy, Paul proposed that they incorporate Grace into Luca’s name. (Screencaps taken from Reddit)
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Baby two is thankfully not a girl and instead another son. His name will be Judah Love.

If Morgan doesn’t haemorrhage and almost die during labour again, I hope they keep the theme going and name the third kid something like Isaiah Chastity, Samuel Meritorious, etc.
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Nobody is looking at, nor being tempted by your pancake ass, Morgan.
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The stuff on the right looks like corn, maybe. None of it looks particularly appetizing, does she even know how to cook?

Edit: Total brainfart I meant right not left. Lol
Fundie tradwives are some of the worst cooks of all time. They are where the overplayed jokes of black comedians "WHITE PEOPLE DON'T SEASON THEY CHICKEN" is actually true . They don't season food. Don't ask them to saute garlic, they will char it. They often don't salt food, because that's what the salt shaker on the table is for.

If you have anything to say about it (including "helpful" tips) you are super ungrateful because:
1. think of pilgrims and civil war dodging pioneers
2. modern women could never open a can and heat it up because she don't love her family

I wish I could provide more sources, but unfortunately I am familiar with their mindset.
If a fundie husband went "hey do u think you could look into these new recipes, we've been in a meal rut lately... haha... unless..." the average tradwife would loose her fucking mind and go to her friends acting like an injured puppy

"my priest-king husband requested this of me... it seems he is displeased with my cooking. I feel so defeated right now."

"Oh dear, my master never requested such things of me... does he even know that modern women can't even open cans for their family because they don't love them? I will be praying for you. I am thankful my own dear Jebidiah has a heart of thankfulness, even when my maiden Elyzalyn didn't stir the macaroni powder enough last night... he still ate it and thanked her"

"oh"
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At this point, just remember that all manipulation is fair game when you are living as a prisoner who can't say what they are thinking, instead of a normal fricking person like God intended.
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This is probaby the best Quiverfull cuisine I've seen, decent high yeild/low dollar meals:

fairly normal stuff

BTW, the defunct fundie blog "Large Families on Purpose" had some bizarre food restrictions going on. The kids had to eat granola bars for supper.
The graveyard of quiverfull blogs is getting longer, I believe in the case of "Large Families on Purpose", the oldest kids GTFO to college, when the parents were previously calling college dumb and worldy.

Edit: didn't realize how far back in this thread I was reading, oops 😅
 
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This is probaby the best Quiverfull cuisine I've seen, decent high yeild/low dollar meals:
https://quivercooking.blogspot.com/
That's... the best one? *really?!*
YOU DON'T BOIL MILK, IT CURDLES IT AND RUINS ANY SAUCE, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEASONING?! Seriously, for those that don't wanna click, here's the potpie recipe:
10 cups milk
5 tsp. salt
1/4 cup chicken soup base
1 1/2 cups cornstarch
1/2 cup Italian dressing
14 cups cooked mixed veggies
8 cups cooked diced chicken
10 FUCKING CUPS?! With only 1/4th base are you FUCKING kidding me?!
Great recipe, phenominal, milky chicken and veg.
Where's the garlic salt? Not even paprika, the white bitch spice? Pepper? Dill? Coriander? Sage? ANYTHING?
...yknow what, at least there's salt.

Anyone who actually wants to try and doctor this abomination, you're better off with flour. Corn starch is... well, starch. They also didn't include buttering the crust before baking which is a baking sin.
Let's see... for every 2 cups of milk, typically you have a cup or so of flour for a crust. Herb crusts are honestly best for a pot pie, so some fresh rosemerry that's been ground into dust so you aren't eating pine needles, all spice, fresh dill, etc would go great.
Pot pies should always have a rue in them, so basically milk, flour and butter. I tend to like adding cream cheese for white sauces and heavy whipping cream for the milk, but that'd get expensive with a billion kids, so just a big container of cream cheese would work. I'd probably put in (for this rediculously large batch) about 8 oz of it. (2 oz for a regular sauce) and then some freshly chopped or pickled garlic (sounds gross, tastes fine.)
You'd be best off pre-cooking the chicken, at least half way, with some of the garlic and onions, maybe mushrooms if you like adding that to it. Half rue, half mushroom soup is pretty good for pot pies. Peppers if you want a small kick to it.
I'd also season the chicken seperate, using powdered mustard, cumin, thyme, and dill. Toss the half cooked chicken in the pie with the rue (that should be cooked on medium low, don't let it boil) cabbage is pretty good at giving proper vitamins while being a good filler if you don't have a lot of veggies on hand or are harder to get, mixed with fresh spinach leaves, carrots, and broccoli. I personally love cauliflower and corn in pot pies but you throw whatever the fuck in it. And there ya go!
 
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BTW, the defunct fundie blog "Large Families on Purpose" had some bizarre food restrictions going on. The kids had to eat granola bars for supper.
The graveyard of quiverfull blogs is getting longer, I believe in the case of "Large Families on Purpose", the oldest kids GTFO to college, when the parents were previously calling college dumb and worldy.

Good old Erika Shupe. God, she was insane. I knew that with all her batshit rules and her insistence on their house always looking like the displays in a HomeGoods (I mean, there’s keeping a house livably clean and then there’s obsessive and Erika was the later)… the older girls at least were bound to split and lo and behold, they did.

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The eyes and rictus grin say it all.
 
Good old Erika Shupe. God, she was insane. I knew that with all her batshit rules and her insistence on their house always looking like the displays in a HomeGoods (I mean, there’s keeping a house livably clean and then there’s obsessive and Erika was the later)… the older girls at least were bound to split and lo and behold, they did.

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The eyes and rictus grin say it all.
Yeah anyone with kids whose house looks like a catalog should be assumed to be abusing them at least psychologically until proven otherwise. Target catalog-level cleanliness when you have a bunch of kids living in the house is a bright red flag (and of course all fundies abuse their kids).

I'm glad at least some of her kids were able to escape, and I hope they're living their best lives free of their insane fundie parents and their terrible cooking (and worse bangs).
 
Yeah anyone with kids whose house looks like a catalog should be assumed to be abusing them at least psychologically until proven otherwise. Target catalog-level cleanliness when you have a bunch of kids living in the house is a bright red flag (and of course all fundies abuse their kids).
Yeah. I mean, I’ve seen and heard about some super nasty fundie houses (as an example, Cynthia Jeub gave a description of her parents’ funky master bathroom with moldy carpet- carpet in bathrooms is fucking gross anyway- and slime in the big garden tub that her mom used to home birth all the siblings 🤢) but Erika’s was like… operating room sterile, a place for everything and everything in its place AND IT NEVER LEAVES THAT PLACE EVER OR GOD HELP YOU. The other extreme and neither are good or even healthy environments for kids.

As far as I know she started sending her younger kids to public school so they too are getting some freedom.
 
Yeah. I mean, I’ve seen and heard about some super nasty fundie houses (as an example, Cynthia Jeub gave a description of her parents’ funky master bathroom with moldy carpet- carpet in bathrooms is fucking gross anyway- and slime in the big garden tub that her mom used to home birth all the siblings 🤢) but Erika’s was like… operating room sterile, a place for everything and everything in its place AND IT NEVER LEAVES THAT PLACE EVER OR GOD HELP YOU. The other extreme and neither are good or even healthy environments for kids.

As far as I know she started sending her younger kids to public school so they too are getting some freedom.
Yeah being Karissa Collins and leaving mountains of dirty diapers lying around isn't good either, but if you have a lot of kids especially some toys and clothes lying around here and there is normal and expected. The catalog perfect shit makes me assume the kids get screamed at (or worse) any time anything is even slightly out of place and are forced to spend much of their time cleaning instead of being allowed to play and be kids.

Just anecdotally from my experiences on narcissistic parent support groups, NPD moms seem to be in one of the two extremes with household cleanliness. They're either hoarders or neat freaks, and their kids suffer either way. And a good chunk of fundie moms that aren't doormats that are completely dead inside have strong NPD vibes (like JillRod).

I can see how fundie beliefs would appeal to narcissistic women just like they appeal to narcissistic and sex pest men, since abusing your kids is openly encouraged (and almost never reported) and you get praised and called a good mom just for shitting out a large number of kids and beating them into compliance.
 
Yeah anyone with kids whose house looks like a catalog should be assumed to be abusing them at least psychologically until proven otherwise. Target catalog-level cleanliness when you have a bunch of kids living in the house is a bright red flag (and of course all fundies abuse their kids).

I'm glad at least some of her kids were able to escape, and I hope they're living their best lives free of their insane fundie parents and their terrible cooking (and worse bangs).
I assure there are women who keep a very clean house and are above reproach as mothers. I know at least one.
 
I assure there are women who keep a very clean house and are above reproach as mothers. I know at least one.
Maybe, but it's still a red flag as someone with the clean freak variety of NPD mom.

Any updates on Porgans pregnancy or Bethany Beal's attempting to convince people she has sex with her closeted husband via LARPing as a fundie sex guru? Or Karissa Collins decent into madness (and poop)?
 
*roux

Sorry, big pet peeve of mine! Rue is a plant. A roux is butter or fat mixed with flour over heat until it forms a chocolately brown paste, used for thickening sauces.
Rue is a Golden Girl, and a national treasure.

Rue is something I do the morning after I've had too much the night before.

Rue was something I did when I met a cute guy flying enough red flags to supply the Chinese army.

Jk/just feel like a smartass this afternoon.
Trash can me away.
Agree with you on the roux, though. Had to hold back smacking a few people when they were making fun of me using the word itself describing a recipe.
 
I assure there are women who keep a very clean house and are above reproach as mothers. I know at least one.

I don’t disagree but… I guess what I was trying to say with Erika isn’t that she keeps her house clean, it’s that the kids weren’t allowed to do fun things or even really live like kids because they MIGHT make a mess and God forbid that should happen.

I have four kids myself and sometimes the stuff they have fun with is messy, but that doesn’t mean I won’t let them do it because messes can be cleaned up. Erika (the woman I was talking about) 1) doesn’t allow for that and 2) she always so rigidly scheduled everything her kids did that it never allowed for them to just be kids and enjoy their lives. Almost like she viewed them as a collection of little dolls to display. That’s not much of a way for a kid to live.
 
Any updates on Porgans pregnancy or Bethany Beal's attempting to convince people she has sex with her closeted husband via LARPing as a fundie sex guru?
These four have been hanging out and apparently recorded a podcast together. So that’s going to be fun to listen to, in the same way some people find Liveleak fun.

(Screenshot stolen from r/fundiesnarkuncensored because I’m not fucking up my Insta algorithm by visiting Porgans page)
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Dav looks ready to go on a Shining-style murder spree.
 
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Maybe, but it's still a red flag as someone with the clean freak variety of NPD mom.

Any updates on Porgans pregnancy or Bethany Beal's attempting to convince people she has sex with her closeted husband via LARPing as a fundie sex guru? Or Karissa Collins decent into madness (and poop)?
Could also be a sign they're a nurse, my mom was very much that way but wasn't abusive at all. House was always show room quality, and qhen I was really little, they carved out a little space under the stairs that had a play kitchen. I could make a mess in that tiny area but that was it, still had a lot of fun despite it. Most of the women I met who were similar to my mom were also just nurses, they're neurotic as hell about germs and become obsessive with cleaning.
 
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Here we go again. Will this one make it or be rejected by Karissa’s exhausted body?
Hope it rejects or kills her, because the only other option I can see is it nudging her closer to a violent psychotic breakdown and at least one of the kids dying.

Those poor kids *sigh*
Does she have different baby daddies? I know some stuff is more hereditary than others but I only see 2 potential kids with any black in em. Would be helpful to see their eye color, since blue is recessive and brown is dominant.
She uses filters that lightens their skin. It's fucked up. Like everything else she does.
 
This is a Christmas sweater Karissa bought online.
You can customize the children's eye color, skin color, hair color, etc, and this is what she chose:
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She whitewashes those poor children, you can see in many picture where she lightens them to Aryan but forgets to lighten their feet or hands.
I have no idea why her husband puts up with this. I guess he's just happy to have a white woman to fuck when he wants.
 
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