🤝 Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

[LonesomeDud]

As a dual-citizen of both Beauty Parlor and the Thunderdome, I sincerely apologize for the exceptionalism shown at the hands of the gullible, trolls, and general retards.❤


Lance Eads, who left his seat to pursue a career as a lobbyist, was rather unpopular. Jim Bob Duggar is even more despised.

Jim Bob is running against 3 evangelical conservatives in the Republican primary: Colby Fulfner is a Springdale Chief of staff fundie-lite, Edge Nowlin retired from IBM but is a classic boomer evangelical, Steven Unger retired from the Navy with multiple jobs including as a Chaplin. The Democrat candidates are Lisa Parks, family attorney, and Derek Van Voast, a coach.

There's not any way in hell Jim Bob has a chance. He's getting clowned on hard online. It's funny he claims he isn't a politician when he was one before in the 90's and early 2000's.

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Edit: Jim Bob's campaign issued another pathetic statement. View attachment 2793489

The order of Jim Bob's identities are interesting. One could argue he was "saving the best for last" with identifying as a follower of Christ, but the identities before don't seem to be increasing in importance. Also, who gives a fuck you're a "businessman?"

1) Jim Bob isn't a businessman. Jim Bob hit it lucky with Discovery/TLC charting a full course for the trash television/freakshow audience and the few principles he seems to live by, like prioritizing the preservation of his marriage, has kept him and his afloat for 20+ years. He isn't the absolute dumbest man on a planet, and is at least bright enough to consult an entertainment lawyer to make sure the contract is fair.

2) Like any moderately successful politician, he has made some successful ventures into markets like car sales and real estate. Jim Bob identifies as a "businessman" because he has no real translatable skills to take care of his family, outside of "leading." Businessmen who are typically very successful at business don't identify as businessmen. In 2021, it's far more likeable to say you run a house-cleaning business with your sister and went in on some commercial properties with some money from when your grandma passed away.

 

[Android raptor]

Kind of wish in a post Epstein world people would read more into "Guy who groomed for the spotlight since childhood with a politically connected family" getting outed as a pedofork. People keep trying to use this to vent about Baptists or something but even in extremely religious homes fucking your own sisters is not considered normal or ok. More importantly, where'st'vest did this sister fucking desire come from?

Everything in this story points to intergenerational sexual abuse in a family abuse combined with its connection to political power. Jim Bob, friend of Mike Huckabee and former state legislator, took his chomo son to a fucking state trooper when he found out to give him a "stern talking to" because he had absolutely ZERO fear of real repercussions. Why?



Literally everything in this post is a complete lie. It would take a massive wall of text to fully debunk but this case is a good start:

James Bond and the killer bag lady

New clues and a powerful Wall St. skeptic challenge the official story of CIA financier Nick Deak's brutal murder

www.salon.com

The history of MKULTRA is full of accounts like this of it very clearly being successfully used. "It didnt work" was literally what the exact same people who did all this said to cover their asses when called to testify about it to congress. This claim was accepted without evidence or challenge and then the people that tortured all these children and homeless schizophrenics with legal impunity faced absolutely no consequences.

And of course MKULTRA wasnt an assassin program, it was a RESEARCH program. The goal was to develop and refine techniques of control which could then be used by whoever as needed. All the scientists who worked on this continued to work on it after the program ended for a variety of parties, the biggest being Deep Private, shady off the books private sector research. You can see in the "The Founders" case as well as the Omaha credit union abuse network and recently NXIVM these exact techniques being used by intel adjacent but private sector parties.

The leader of the IBLP cult is a pedophile. This shit is normal in the specific fucked up fundie cult the Duggars belong to, at least enough that they have worksheets and guides about it that blame small children for "tempting" their abusers and shit like that.

Seriously, it's been posted in this thread. You can actually blame fundies and their fucked up chomo-enabling views in this situation..

 

[Sparklepants]

Imagine if JimBob and Babymaker 3000 were normal and didn't raise their kids in the worse way possible.

Imagine if instead of nicknaming himself Jim Bob he went by James Robert like a fucking normal person.

 

[Chudbacca]

It’s the sun, so potentially untrue. But if true, holy shit. I thought DD involved a toddler not a literal infant. Did he have even more depraved shit?

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Josh Duggar accused of downloading videos 'including tortured 3-month-old'

JOSH Duggar has been accused of downloading horrific child abuse images and videos. It was revealed during Thursday’s trial hearing that one file name found on his HP desktop computer is of a…

www.the-sun.com

Josh Duggar accused of downloading horrific child abuse videos on com…

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Just remember every time some scumbag watches something like that it's another reminder to them that a child has been exploited and they do nothing about it. Why isn't the death penalty considered here? Unfathomable.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

An article I came across again today. Related to the Pearls and their messed up bullshit

Trained to Death - The Death of Hana Grace-Rose Williams • Morbidology

10-year-old Hana Grace-Rose Williams and her 7-year-old brother, Emanuel, were born in Ethiopia. In 2008, they were adopted by Carri and Larry Williams through Adoption Advocates International and brought over to Sedro-Woolley, Washington, United States. When Hana came to the United States, she...

morbidology.com

 

[SituationTypeThing]

The order of Jim Bob's identities are interesting. One could argue he was "saving the best for last" with identifying as a follower of Christ, but the identities before don't seem to be increasing in importance. Also, who gives a fuck you're a "businessman?"

1) Jim Bob isn't a businessman. Jim Bob hit it lucky with Discovery/TLC charting a full course for the trash television/freakshow audience and the few principles he seems to live by, like prioritizing the preservation of his marriage, has kept him and his afloat for 20+ years. He isn't the absolute dumbest man on a planet, and is at least bright enough to consult an entertainment lawyer to make sure the contract is fair.

2) Like any moderately successful politician, he has made some successful ventures into markets like car sales and real estate. Jim Bob identifies as a "businessman" because he has no real translatable skills to take care of his family, outside of "leading." Businessmen who are typically very successful at business don't identify as businessmen. In 2021, it's far more likeable to say you run a house-cleaning business with your sister and went in on some commercial properties with some money from when your grandma passed away.

I'm NOT defending dim bulb, because I think he's worse than a POS, shit is at least useful as fertilizer. But before he had megafamily fame dreams, he and michelle were realtors and bought some commercial and residential rental properties. Nothing that should have given them the idea that it was a reasonable income for a family of even seven and counting.

Before TLC came along, they were like the Rodriguii, in that the kids struggled with hunger as there was never enough to go around. Also, as it's been mentioned, they were still in a 3 bedroom house with 15 kids, years after Josh started molesting his sisters. a 3br 1bath house with 17 people, but it was no big deal, the boys could pee outside in the morning, as normal kids do.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Imagine if JimBoob knocks up Anna in St Paul's I mean Joshies stead

Bodycam of Jana banana from Arkie cops when?

@ situation I can't quote you,
You got any info on Rimjobs real estate holdings and businesses? IM kinda tryna compile a list ...
He's worth 3Mil right?
Maybe he should release his taxes now if he wants to get elected

 

[pink0 doggins]

They didn't admit to anything, their documents were discovered in an abandoned warehouse.

Those were only some of the documents for some of the programs. Most relating to MKULTRA were either kept offshore and/or burned; but some individual researchers for the CIA have held onto a lot of their papers. Tom O'Neill's book of Manson and the CIA which came out last year, CHAOS, ends up getting a hold of some correspondences between Sidney Gottlieb and one Dr. Jolly West (kill bill sirens) which were donated to one of the universities West worked for. A lot of damning-ass papers are 'hidden' this way; donated to institutions with a clause in place not to open them until X year way down the line.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm NOT defending dim bulb, because I think he's worse than a POS, shit is at least useful as fertilizer. But before he had megafamily fame dreams, he and michelle were realtors and bought some commercial and residential rental properties. Nothing that should have given them the idea that it was a reasonable income for a family of even seven and counting.

Before TLC came along, they were like the Rodriguii, in that the kids struggled with hunger as there was never enough to go around. Also, as it's been mentioned, they were still in a 3 bedroom house with 15 kids, years after Josh started molesting his sisters. a 3br 1bath house with 17 people, but it was no big deal, the boys could pee outside in the morning, as normal kids do.

If your children are hungry, you're not doing a good job as a businessman or father.

 

[Bridget]

There's a fine line between wanting to be away from society because 'fuck everyone else and the gubmint I want to do my own thing' and 'secluded paedo-family cult authoritarian dictatorship'.
Also yay for confetti, click click click!

 

[Dyn]

Those societies are evil. There’s a reason God flooded the earth.

Those societies existed long after the Old Testament was written and nobody flooded them.

 

[For The Internet]

I'm NOT defending dim bulb, because I think he's worse than a POS, shit is at least useful as fertilizer. But before he had megafamily fame dreams, he and michelle were realtors and bought some commercial and residential rental properties. Nothing that should have given them the idea that it was a reasonable income for a family of even seven and counting.

Before TLC came along, they were like the Rodriguii, in that the kids struggled with hunger as there was never enough to go around. Also, as it's been mentioned, they were still in a 3 bedroom house with 15 kids, years after Josh started molesting his sisters. a 3br 1bath house with 17 people, but it was no big deal, the boys could pee outside in the morning, as normal kids do.

JB and Michelle also owned and operated a convenience store prior to being quiverfull too. It might amuse people to know they were robbed at gunpoint there?

Jim Bob wants to wear all the hats he can, it clearly makes him feel important to do those things because he thinks he's good at all of them.

 

[Dysnomia]

Just remember every time some scumbag watches something like that it's another reminder to them that a child has been exploited and they do nothing about it. Why isn't the death penalty considered here? Unfathomable.

Oh looks at this. It's just like when the new boyfriend calls the police and claims the baby just stopped breathing:

On the 12th of May, 2011, Hana was discovered naked and face down in the mud in the family’s backyard. According to Carri and Larry, Hana had become increasingly rebellious and had refused to come inside. They said that she began to throw herself on the ground and pretended that she couldn’t walk. Carri said she found Hana with mud in her mouth, not breathing. Hana’s cause of death was hypothermia

God doesn't like liars. In fact, it's one of the ten commandments. There's also one about how you shouldn't murder anyone.

 

[Sparklepants]

Joy released a statement.

 

[Chudbacca]

An article I came across again today. Related to the Pearls and their messed up bullshit

Trained to Death - The Death of Hana Grace-Rose Williams • Morbidology

10-year-old Hana Grace-Rose Williams and her 7-year-old brother, Emanuel, were born in Ethiopia. In 2008, they were adopted by Carri and Larry Williams through Adoption Advocates International and brought over to Sedro-Woolley, Washington, United States. When Hana came to the United States, she...

morbidology.com

That's horrifying. Poor kids.

 

[BluntyBitch]

St Paul's Joshie's new mugshot!

It's a slam Duggar
I mean slam smugger
Slam dugger mugger
Slam mugger duggar
Slam St Paul duggar
Slammer Duggar

I'm drunk.

 

[I am the Muffin Maker]

Somehow I don't think either of these two will be popping out a dozen kids to raise on a compound.

I know the Plaths are also crazy fundies but they seem - normal adjacent? Their kids seem smart enough to be able to function in the world and their parents haven't cut them off for deciding to live outside of the compound. And they're all really good looking. I find it kinda wholesome.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I know the Plaths are also crazy fundies but they seem - normal adjacent? Their kids seem smart enough to be able to function in the world and their parents haven't cut them off for deciding to live outside of the compound. And they're all really good looking. I find it kinda wholesome.

It's complicated. They seem to let the kids have some freedom as they get older, but the parents are classic narcs who (unsuccessfully) practice alienation tactics and cut their kids off from the outside world in extreme ways. They are definitely nowhere near the Duggars, and luckily they did actually teach the kids useful skills and gave them a real education. But there's a reason all of the kids bolt the moment they become adults. I would definitely call them vastly superior to The Duggars (in part because despite being narcs, Kim and Barry Plath are not as painfully lazy as Jim Bob and Michelle, so they made sure the kids had real homeschool materials instead of IBLP bullshit) but I stop at calling them wholesome.

I thought the same thing when I started watching the show. Especially since everything was so beautiful and the mom was willing to let her daughter go to San Francisco if she got some extra schoolwork done. Though it becomes clear later on that Kim will pretend to be "reasonable", especially when cameras are rolling, then use that as ammunition/punishment later.

Then other stuff starts leaking out, like they've never been to a clothing store. Or never had a soda (the mom drinks soda and eats junk food). Never had friends outside their siblings. They don't go to church or celebrate any holidays outside of birthdays. All the housework goes to the daughters, especially Lydia the middle one.

The scene that freaked me out started out super wholesome. Basically Moriah was doing something in her room and they found this picture of her crawling around as a half-baked baby then Ethan says he's surprised that their mother didn't make Baby Moriah wear a Baby Bra for "modesty." Then Moriah pulls out this wooden doll bed and says proudly "Ethan made it for me when I was 8!" And you think "Okay, that last thing was awkward but HOW CUTE!"

Then Ethan reveals that part of the reason he did it was not just out of brotherly affection, but because he had a huge crush on the doll and thought it was the hottest things he'd ever seen.

I get that it's not abnormal for certain humanoid inanimate objects to inspire that sort of thing. But also, this doll wasn't exactly a naked Barbie or bosomy action figure. It was some Antebellum South China doll thing. And it was his biggest crush as a kid.

Granted, this is definitely not the worst thing in the world in terms of isolated kids. We now know what that looks like thanks to Josh. But it really shows how cut off these kids were, more than them not knowing who Justin Bieber is or whatever (tbh when I heard that I was almost ready to ask to be a Plath because the world would be far better off if fewer people know who Justin Bieber is) .

...But it's still super fucking weird that for years this guy's childhood crush was a China doll his sister had because he literally had no girls his own age around him.

What no eyetraps does to a muthafucka.

 

[I am the Muffin Maker]

Then Ethan reveals that part of the reason he did it was not just out of brotherly affection, but because he had a huge crush on the doll and thought it was the hottest things he'd ever seen.

OK, that's weird.

I'm reminded of this story: https://www.storypick.com/a-life-without-women/

Edit to add: I'm always fascinated by the lack of intellectual curiosity in these groups. I get that the mostly only read the bible but the bible has ancient civilizations, references to long dead languages, love stories, politics, history.

You think this would engender something, even if it's just a preoccupation with The Song of Songs (i.e. like St Ambrose who by all accounts repeatedly threw himself on a rose bush while studying it).
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[FernandoPooTragedy]

OK, that's weird.

I'm reminded of this story: https://www.storypick.com/a-life-without-women/

Edit to add: I'm always fascinated by the lack of intellectual curiosity in these groups. I get that the mostly only read the bible but the bible has ancient civilizations, references to long dead languages, love stories, politics, history.

You think this would engender something, even if it's just a preoccupation with The Song of Songs (i.e. like St Ambrose who by all accounts repeatedly threw himself on a rose bush while studying it).
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I agree. But this fact, coupled with my experiences with a lot of Fundies and their... Interesting... Grasp on both the Bible and the outside world, I strongly suspect they don't read much of the actual book and instead just read the cherry picked passages and quotes approved for them by their headships. I've met multiple Fundies who are shocked, SHOCKED, that Jesus didn't have a super high opinion of rich people and believed people should pay their taxes.