Proof that Catholicism is true

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That story is impressive and all, but really a few sheeps and a mere city converting back?
my nigga Martin Luther shitposted on a couple of walls and converted the entirety of northern europe to his cause

the Catholics really gotta step up their games
But Martin Luther did not convert northern Europe by performing miracles, he was successful because the northern European rulers supported him for political reasons. Catholicism has far more documented miracles than Protestantism.
 
But Martin Luther did not convert northern Europe by performing miracles, he was successful because the northern European rulers supported him for political reasons. Catholicism has far more documented miracles than Protestantism.

shitposting > miracles

maybe the pope should try shitposting to impress more northern european rulers

edit: if the pope did things like this, I'd support him.
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He should also claim he have some gold plates and look into a hat while telling someone to write down what those gold plates say
I'm sure that'd convince a lot of people
 
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@Senior Lexmechanic I am going through one of the worst times in my life. The Boston Bruins lost the Stanley Cup despite doing so well in the playoffs.

What is worse, is that after doing research I have a dreadful feeling that it is my fault. I found out that the Age of Peace will begin in 2038, meaning that 2038 will be when the Great Monarch finishes his conquests.


Since 2038 is too soon for my planned society to grow, this means that it is God not me who will restore rightful Catholic monarchy. I now have the feeling that God had the Bruins lose the Stanley Cup to punish me for my pride of thinking that I'm a prophet who will enact the end times.

So, now I am going to write an end times story where me and Pomme's first born son Jacob Harrison Jr. is a knight serving the Great Monarch.
 
@Senior Lexmechanic I am going through one of the worst times in my life. The Boston Bruins lost the Stanley Cup despite doing so well in the playoffs.

What is worse, is that after doing research I have a dreadful feeling that it is my fault. I found out that the Age of Peace will begin in 2038, meaning that 2038 will be when the Great Monarch finishes his conquests.


Since 2038 is too soon for my planned society to grow, this means that it is God not me who will restore rightful Catholic monarchy. I now have the feeling that God had the Bruins lose the Stanley Cup to punish me for my pride of thinking that I'm a prophet who will enact the end times.

So, now I am going to write an end times story where me and Pomme's first born son Jacob Harrison Jr. is a knight serving the Great Monarch.
You have learned exactly the wrong lessons from all of this, chief of which is the idea that God would fuck with the Stanley Cup to punish you personally.
If this is one of the worst times of your life, you are very very fortunate.
 
I've always liked the idea that the one true faith was one held by some random group of nomads who got wiped out like 3,000 years ago and aren't even in the history books, personally.
What is amazing is that there is archaeological evidence of the supernatural events in the Old Testament and the Exodus.

This shows an extra biblical source that mentions the 10 plagues in Egypt.

https://www.gotquestions.org/evidence-ten-plagues.html

Scientists also conclude that the plagues happened.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sc...l-plagues-really-happened-say-scientists.html

And here is evidence of the Exodus from Egypt.

https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/biblical-topics/exodus/exodus-fact-or-fiction/
 
I have a very important question for non Catholics here. What evidence for Catholicism do you need in order to convert? I can help find that evidence for you.
 
I have a very important question for non Catholics here. What evidence for Catholicism do you need in order to convert? I can help find that evidence for you.
Honestly? I don’t think a human can convince me that any religion is correct, Catholicism included. It would pretty much take an actual spiritual experience at this point for me to convert to a religion.

I know this sounds kinda fedora-y and I don’t mean to belittle anyone’s religion with it, but I don’t think humans quoting books or stats at me will do anything.
>Dude it rained everyday this week
>Derp are u gonna say it rained daily you can't say it rained all week u antirainist
The fuck does this even mean?
Kill yourself faggot
No u
This is an edgier Reddit stop pretending you're cool
And yet we trigger your shut-in hateful ass pretty damn easy
 
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Honestly? I don’t think a human can convince me that any religion is correct, Catholicism included. It would pretty much take an actual spiritual experience at this point for me to convert to a religion.

I know this sounds kinda fedora-y and I don’t mean to belittle anyone’s religion with it, but I don’t think humans quoting books or stats at me will do anything.

The fuck does this even mean?
Ok then here is how you can have a spiritual experience that can convert you to Catholicism.

While I would never advise a Catholic to do this as it is a mortal sin, since you are already a grave sinner, I am advising you to do this as a means of converting. Get an ouija board, summon demons multiple times which will prove Christianity since demons are a Christian belief, then get Christians to drive out demons. Measure the effectiveness of Christians of different denominations and you will see that the Catholic priests do the best job at driving out the demons.
 
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Catholicism is just a false church, the true way to God is through the oldest church.
The Coptic Church. The True Church.
>coptic
>oldest church

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Ok then here is how you can have a spiritual experience that can convert you to Catholicism.

While I would never advise a Catholic to do this as it is a mortal sin, since you are already a grave sinner, I am advising you to do this as a means of converting. Get an ouija board, summon demons multiple times which will prove Christianity since demons are a Christian belief, then get Christians to drive out demons. Measure the effectiveness of Christians of different denominations and you will see that the Catholic priests do the best job at driving out the demons.
>lmao go murder someone, I would never tell a catholic to commit a sin, but ur already going to hell lmao.
Jesus Christ how could someone misunderstand Christianity this badly.
 
>coptic
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>lmao go murder someone, I would never tell a catholic to commit a sin, but ur already going to hell lmao.
Jesus Christ how could someone misunderstand Christianity this badly.
You made a good point. Anyway, the Catholic Church is the oldest church because the so called Orthodox Church broke away from the Catholic Church in the 11th century despite the fact that the authority of the Pope has been recognized by the Church fathers. https://www.catholic.com/tract/the-authority-of-the-pope-part-i
 
You made a good point. Anyway, the Catholic Church is the oldest church because the so called Orthodox Church broke away from the Catholic Church in the 11th century despite the fact that the authority of the Pope has been recognized by the Church fathers. https://www.catholic.com/tract/the-authority-of-the-pope-part-i
All of the Apostles were equal before Christ, therefore all the Patriarchs as well, the former Patriarch of Rome is Primus Inter Pares which means he commands a little more respect, and takes preference over the others, but is not superior or hold authority over the other Patriarchs, the schism was caused by the Bishop of Rome's greed and lust for power.

Furthermore
 
All of the Apostles were equal before Christ, therefore all the Patriarchs as well, the former Patriarch of Rome is Primus Inter Pares which means he commands a little more respect, and takes preference over the others, but is not superior or hold authority over the other Patriarchs, the schism was caused by the Bishop of Rome's greed and lust for power.

Furthermore
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
If the Pope did not have authority over the other patriarchs then how do you explain cases where Pope Victor excommunicated the Bishops of Asia Minor and while many Bishops criticized this action, none of them claimed that he didn’t have the authority to excommunicate.

This quote from Saint Cyprian of Carthage says that the Church has a single chair given to the apostle Peter. If the Apostles were equal, then there would be multiple chairs.
On him [Peter] he builds the Church, and to him he gives the command to feed the sheep [John 21:17], and although he assigns a like power to all the apostles, yet he founded a single chair [cathedra], and he established by his own authority a source and an intrinsic reason for that unity. Indeed, the others were also what Peter was [i.e., apostles], but a primacy is given to Peter, whereby it is made clear that there is but one Church and one chair.
 
@Basil II Is it just me or is the trolling on the website becoming more sophisticated?
I don't think this is a troll tbh, a troll would be someone like @Ron /pol/, OP is an actual lolcow. You can tell by his posting style and obsession, how this could be called trolling is beyond me. No one is really angry and he's just making himself look like a fool.
 
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